Things That Annoy You

jazmunda · January 13, 2014, 01:57:57 PM

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 13, 2014, 09:00:37 AM
Double stream pees. What's that aboot?

It's a sign that winter will be 6 weeks longer.

jazmunda · January 13, 2014, 01:58:30 PM

Quote from: McPhallus on January 13, 2014, 11:20:06 AM
Ever get the squeaks during a monkey spank session? WTF?

Dare I even ask what this is?

Treading Water · January 13, 2014, 02:49:36 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on January 13, 2014, 01:58:30 PM
Dare I even ask what this is?

NO!

I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know.
I don't, I don't I don't...

Heather Wade · January 13, 2014, 03:36:31 PM

Quote from: Treading Water on January 13, 2014, 02:49:36 PM
NO!

I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know.
I don't, I don't I don't...

Concur.

onan · January 13, 2014, 03:45:25 PM

Quote from: Treading Water on January 13, 2014, 02:49:36 PM
NO!

I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know.
I don't, I don't I don't...

Quote from: (Redacted) on January 13, 2014, 03:36:31 PM
Concur.

Oh sure, didn't even consider I might want to know.

Heather Wade · January 13, 2014, 04:06:04 PM

Quote from: onan on January 13, 2014, 03:45:25 PM
Oh sure, didn't even consider I might want to know.

Meeting was concluded; Dude didn't get the memo. $:-\$
I suggest a private backroom deal with McPhallus & AB to uncover the mystery.

UnscreenedCaller · January 13, 2014, 04:55:16 PM

Quote from: (Redacted) on January 13, 2014, 03:36:31 PM
Concur.

I will second your concurment. There are some things it's better not to know, and this I strongly suspect, is one of them.

Quote from: Treading Water on January 13, 2014, 02:49:36 PM
NO!

I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know.
I don't, I don't I don't...

Me neither, me neither, me neither
no, nope, no way, nyet, non, hell no

Treading Water · January 13, 2014, 05:04:11 PM

heh, heh.

Juan · January 13, 2014, 05:13:26 PM

All these fucking Silver Alerts on the highway message boards. Dammit, if Grandpa wants to hit Daytona Beach for early spring break, more power to him. It's 75F and the nude beach at Titusville is open.

Yorkshire pud · January 14, 2014, 01:58:34 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25734917

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In a lawsuit filed in New York State Supreme Court, the companies that own the building and operate the observation deck argue the incident threatened their ability to ensure a "safe, secure and appropriate place for families and tourists".

Fortunately her breasts weren't loaded; but clearly were harmful. :

steelbot · January 14, 2014, 02:15:31 PM

Fracken USB/Regular Microphone/speaker/headsets - and their quirkiness in getting them all to work correctly on PC's nowadays. Like the headset and mic - for skype then speakers for music. Sometimes they just don't work together or one overrides the other whatever, but it gets annoying at times why it just doesn't work like I WANT IT TOO!!!! GRRRRR

PS I got it working.

McPhallus · January 14, 2014, 02:37:25 PM

On a somewhat related note, fuckin cheapass USB hubs that claim to be USB 2 and yet aren't when you plug them in. So annoying.

Quote from: steelbot on January 14, 2014, 02:15:31 PM
Fracken USB/Regular Microphone/speaker/headsets - and their quirkiness in getting them all to work correctly on PC's nowadays. Like the headset and mic - for skype then speakers for music. Sometimes they just don't work together or one overrides the other whatever, but it gets annoying at times why it just doesn't work like I WANT IT TOO!!!! GRRRRR

PS I got it working.

steelbot · January 14, 2014, 02:39:59 PM

Quote from: McPhallus on January 14, 2014, 02:37:25 PM
On a somewhat related note, fuckin cheapass USB hubs that claim to be USB 2 and yet aren't when you plug them in. So annoying.

lol yep.

bateman · January 14, 2014, 05:59:04 PM

Hot chocolate made with water instead of milk. What is this, a gulag?

jazmunda · January 14, 2014, 06:01:57 PM

Quote from: bateman on January 14, 2014, 05:59:04 PM
Hot chocolate made with water instead of milk. What is this, a gulag?

That's just sick. You're so disgusting with some of the things you say on this forum. I can't get that picture out of my head now. Just perverse. Water instead of milk. You make me sick.

bateman · January 14, 2014, 06:03:00 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on January 14, 2014, 06:01:57 PM
That's just sick. You're so disgusting with some of the things you say on this forum. I can't get that picture out of my head now. Just perverse. Water instead of milk. You make me sick.

Now think about OATMEAL made with water.

jazmunda · January 14, 2014, 06:04:37 PM

Quote from: bateman on January 14, 2014, 06:03:00 PM
Now think about OATMEAL made with water.

I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

McPhallus · January 14, 2014, 06:08:35 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on January 14, 2014, 06:01:57 PM
That's just sick. You're so disgusting with some of the things you say on this forum. I can't get that picture out of my head now. Just perverse. Water instead of milk. You make me sick.

Indeed. More vile than a google image search of "morphiaflow."

jazmunda · January 14, 2014, 06:10:48 PM

Quote from: McPhallus on January 14, 2014, 06:08:35 PM
Indeed. More vile than a google image search of "morphiaflow."

*Shudder*

PB the Deplorable · January 14, 2014, 06:11:37 PM

Quote from: bateman on January 14, 2014, 05:59:04 PM
Hot chocolate made with water instead of milk. What is this, a gulag?

It's my parents house!

Water instead of milk or cream for the mashed potatoes too

coaster · January 14, 2014, 06:13:31 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on January 14, 2014, 06:01:57 PM
That's just sick. You're so disgusting with some of the things you say on this forum. I can't get that picture out of my head now. Just perverse. Water instead of milk. You make me sick.

I actually laughed out loud when I read that.

bateman · January 14, 2014, 06:17:35 PM

So is the general consensus that I shouldn't start a fisting thread?

ItsOver · January 14, 2014, 06:18:32 PM

Quote from: McPhallus on January 14, 2014, 06:08:35 PM
Indeed. More vile than a google image search of "morphiaflow."

jazmunda · January 14, 2014, 06:21:24 PM

Quote from: bateman on January 14, 2014, 06:17:35 PM
So is the general consensus that I shouldn't start a fisting thread?

Nothing wrong with that at all. Most of us just object to you suggesting that water can be substituted for dairy products.

ItsOver · January 14, 2014, 06:24:20 PM

Quote from: bateman on January 14, 2014, 06:17:35 PM
So is the general consensus that I shouldn't start a fisting thread?

Just keep it gerbil-free.

bateman · January 14, 2014, 06:25:39 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on January 14, 2014, 06:21:24 PM
Nothing wrong with that at all. Most of us just object to you suggesting that water can be substituted for dairy products.

Ah, good. So you'll finally be able to show off your bowling pin trick.

ItsOver · January 14, 2014, 06:29:34 PM

Quote from: bateman on January 14, 2014, 06:25:39 PM
Ah, good. So you'll finally be able to show off your bowling pin trick.

Hahaha...strike!

jazmunda · January 14, 2014, 06:31:24 PM

Quote from: bateman on January 14, 2014, 06:25:39 PM
Ah, good. So you'll finally be able to show off your bowling pin trick.

Talk about a split!

DigitalPigSnuggler · January 14, 2014, 06:31:30 PM

I just heard that beginning with the 2015 models, you will need to own a smart phone to enter or start a new car.

Fuck smartphones, fuck the "Internet of everything," and fuck those cocksuckers at Google et al who are forcing us into this digital abyss.

jazmunda · January 14, 2014, 06:33:27 PM

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 14, 2014, 06:31:30 PM
I just heard that beginning with the 2015 models, you will need to own a smart phone to enter or start a new car.

Fuck smartphones, fuck the "Internet of everything," and fuck those cocksuckers at Google et al who are forcing us into this digital abyss.

I for one welcome our new digital overlords.