Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[PB the Deplorable]

They're just rats with nice tails

[ItsOver]

They're just rats with nice tails

"That's true!  Tasty, too!"

[popple]

Are you a ‘REAL woman’? ‘Under Boob Pen Challenge’ craze sweeps the internet *click for underboob pen pics*

The viral Twitter hashtag duped many women into taking topless pictures and sharing them on social media because they thought it was in aid of raising cancer awareness.

The craze was actually started to poke fun of other charity initiatives launched on social media such as the Ice Bucket Challenge and the no makeup selfie.

Isn't this the pencil test to see if your bewbz are startin to sag? The idea was you want the pencil to drop. I remember seein this on Oprah over a decade ago and she said she could fit an entire pencil case under there.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Why did you get detention, son?

I wonder what his Bellgab handle is?

[popple]

That's not very zen! Buddhist monk is jailed for 162-car tyre-slashing rampage after he accidentally stepped on an insect

PLAY HIM OUT KEYBOARD MANTIS!

[CornyCrow]

They're just rats with nice tails

I think rats may be better tempered.  We had a few in the back and fed them nuts regularly.  They had a nice nest in one of our trees.  They had all that a little squirrel could want, and they still had huge spats and chased each other around a lot. 

Rats, on the other hand, make nice house pets.  They are smart and appreciative and recognize you. 

The squirrels have moved on.  Now, we have a family of bluejays that hangs around for nuts, which I throw out of the window three flights up. 

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Are you a ‘REAL woman’? ‘Under Boob Pen Challenge’ craze sweeps the internet *click for underboob pen pics*

no......just..... no

[popple]

https://youtu.be/BiDbqWMe7OI

[GravitySucks]

When the Air Force wanted to test their brand new Genie nuclear air-to-air missile, they want to show that it was safe to use over a civilian population.

How to do that?  Well let's have 5 volunteers stand under the intercept site and observe it in their shirt sleeves...

http://youtu.be/1VZ7FQHTaR4

p.s. No squirrels were harmed in the making of this movie.

[Value Of Pi]

I came to the shocking conclusion that very little is considered shocking anymore.  How jaded we have all become.

Right. And now ponder this: There is a price to be paid for this trend and we have not yet gotten the bill. No one can even estimate it.

[chefist]

The computer couldn't do any worse than the human writers...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/innovations/wp/2016/01/21/a-computer-program-is-writing-new-friends-episodes-are-they-any-good/

[chefist]

When the Air Force wanted to test their brand new Genie nuclear air-to-air missile, they want to show that it was safe to use over a civilian population.

How to do that?  Well let's have 5 volunteers stand under the intercept site and observe it in their shirt sleeves...

http://youtu.be/1VZ7FQHTaR4

p.s. No squirrels were harmed in the making of this movie.

"My only regrets are...this is Col. Bruce...that my newly born child has 3 eyes and 4 arms..."

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I came to the shocking conclusion that very little is considered shocking anymore.  How jaded we have all become.

Better divest yourselves of DishTV stock

http://www.geekwire.com/2016/for-defying-no-call-lists-dish-may-be-fined-24-billion

who will gobble up the service? comcast? likely they still have a spare 45.2bil laying around and it would help their tv subscriber numbers. Charter Communications? they might get Time Warner and Dish? 

i really don't have a clue. all i ever see when i think about this stuff, is an amoeba cannibal war. sucking the life out of each other just to get bigger. i love nature documentaries.

on second thought, fuck it. break the malfunctioning parts of the machine. just bashing something a couple of licks, sometimes makes it work better yes? if it works a second time around, you know how to fix it. actually, you would think these educated business owners knew as a basic lesson not to piss off the customer.

comcast could take a few notes on customer service. speaking to them via their phone tree is pointless when it concerns billing. i always have to take care of those issues face to face with a comcast rep. they have always been very helpful and it always gets fixed. there is always a next time, but it is nice working with polite people who are there to help service your account.

any companies out there making billions training top notch customer service personnel for other companies? there ya go! go make your fortune with the idea. use a motto that reflects the do unto others good stuff. a company with a real team spirit. right? americans are always looking for ways to better their life. right? client companies would pay top dollar for such personnel! right?

the dude that is playing this dude would really like to know because his friends now only visit in groups of three or more.... depending on the topic of the visit. lately, they have been concerned about the amount of obsessions they share or don't. 

thanks for your time. here's some boobies for you. (i'm all outta cookies)

[bateman]

https://youtu.be/_VGSuAxdNXE

Benicio Del Toro deserved a best supporting actor nomination for this.

[Showroom Dummy]

and i thought i was a freak    -- love this 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WeJLddTPWQ

[Chine]

https://youtu.be/_VGSuAxdNXE

Benicio Del Toro deserved a best supporting actor nomination for this.

I agree. Saw the film last week.

[Ciardelo]

Sara Silverman is on Fallon right now - she looks like she's been doing some serious lifting.

[popple]

[popple]

Tragedies can happen when you don't add enough weight to the nose of your plane 

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

karma for putting his ass on a handrail. 

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Tragedies can happen when you don't add enough weight to the nose of your plane 

i agree. a bit more weight and that gate would have been knocked open fer sure. 

[popple]

HAHAHA! 

[jazmunda]

[Faustina]

Anyone ever taken Tramadol?  Man, that stuff will get you going, as well as infused with energy and a sense of well-being.  Just go easy on it:  there are many online forums filled with addicted souls trying to get off it.  (Doctors don't think it's addictive; they are incorrect).

[Faustina]

Ouch!

[bateman]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Khanoisseur/status/682301724128837632/video/1

[FightTheFuture]

and i thought i was a freak    -- love this 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WeJLddTPWQ

I`m a HUGE Adamthewoo fan! I love all his stuff. I subscribe AND donate (he needs the loot, trust me).

[zeebo]

I just learned this important news.  It's Squirrel Appreciation Day.  Best wishes to Zeebo and all the other tree rats.....

Thanks all!  My peers and I appreciate the, um, appreciation.   I missed all the celebrations though, busy chasing high scores on old-school arcade games .. as captured here in one of Chine's classic action shots. 

[whoozit]

Due to idiots like this I now have to register my radio controlled planes with the FAA.   This makes no sense because I already register with the Academy of Model Aeronautics ($75 a year) which has more stringent rules.  Why can't the government get the info from the AMA? I assume because of revenue.  At this point it's only $5 for three years for all of my planes but once they see the new source of revenue it will surely go up and be a fee on each plane. 

I guess at some point when they are rounding up guns they'll come for my planes too.   

[Coffeeman]

Due to idiots like this I now have to register my radio controlled planes with the FAA.   This makes no sense because I already register with the Academy of Model Aeronautics ($75 a year) which has more stringent rules.  Why can't the government get the info from the AMA? I assume because of revenue.  At this point it's only $5 for three years for all of my planes but once they see the new source of revenue it will surely go up and be a fee on each plane. 

I guess at some point when they are rounding up guns they'll come for my planes too.   

More to do with this, I think:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/22/drone-with-radiation-sign-lands-on-roof-of-japanese-prime-ministers-office

I remember rumblings about registration starting about last April (could be wrong). There's been a few other numerous instances of drones dropping out of the sky in the middle of temples, a cyclist nearly got hit by one, etc.

In the United States I think it's a bunch of BS, leave it up to he states themselves.