Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[popple]

ruindays.com + sendyourenemiesglitter.com



https://youtu.be/y0yjATpkDxM

[Rix Gins]

Haha- Rix- you have a fertile imagination and I'm sure you could come up with a better list than I can.  It would probably be funnier if we make up the answers instead. 

Name - Rix
Animal - Rhinoceros
Boy's Name - Ralph
Girl's Name - Roberta (Thank God for Robert Ghost Wolf)
Color - Red
Something you wear - Rain coat (oh oh  I'm in trouble now.)
Drink - Royal Crown Cola
Food - Radish
Something found in the bathroom - Razor blades
Place - Rhodesia, South Africa
Reason to be late - Ran to buy some powerball tickets and there was a big line.

So did I do this right?  Sorry, couldn't resist making some comments after the answers.    You are right, that was lots harder than I thought it would be.  Especially the girl's name.  lol

[pyewacket]

So did I do this right?  Sorry, couldn't resist making some comments after the answers.    You are right, that was lots harder than I thought it would be.  Especially the girl's name.  lol

Thank you for your participation Rix. The original challenge I received was to make the list without using Goggle- it wasn't bad and you did just fine. I think it deserves the old Bellgab treatment to liven it up. Bellgabbers are creative and funny smarta**es as well as being vaguely loveable. 

[Ciardelo]

Name - Ciardelo
Animal - Colt
Boy's Name - Colton
Girl's Name - Colter
Color - Coal
Something you wear - Colt handgun
Drink - Colt 45
Food - Cheezy poofs
Something found in the bathroom - Condoms? I don't like that answer 
Place - Canada
Reason to be late - Cold icy roads

hmm. That was hard.

[whoozit]

Name - whoozit Fudd
Animal - wabbit
Boy's Name - Woger
Girl's Name - Whiana
Color - wose
Something you wear - wed hunting hat
Drink - wed wine
Food - wabbit
Something found in the bathroom - woll of toilet paper
Place - Wussia
Reason to be late - wabbit hunting

[PB the Deplorable]

Name - Dave
Animal - Dingo
Boy's Name - Danny
Girl's Name - Denise
Color - Dark Red
Something you wear - Denim
Drink - Dandelion Wine
Food - Donut
Something found in the bathroom - Deodorant
Place - Denmark
Reason to be late - Damn Dumbshit Drivers

[GravitySucks]

Name - GravitySucks
Animal - Giraffe
Boy's Name - Gerald
Girl's Name - Geraldine
Color - Grey
Something you wear - Gloves
Drink - Gatorade
Food - Grapes
Something found in the bathroom - Girlie Magazine
Place - Ghana
Reason to be late - Gimpy leg

[popple]

Name - Popple
Animal - Pink Fairy Armadillo
Boy's Name - Percy
Girl's Name - Priscilla
Color - Periwinkle
Something you wear - Pumps
Drink - pizza punch
Food - pizza rolls
Something found in the bathroom - Portable ccrane radio
Place - Patagonia
Reason to be late - Portals

[popple]

Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman immediately after his capture

[Ciardelo]

Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman immediately after his capture

really? i pictured somebody bigger.

[popple]

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Name - Rix
Animal - Rhinoceros
Boy's Name - Ralph
Girl's Name - Roberta (Thank God for Robert Ghost Wolf)
Color - Red
Something you wear - Rain coat (oh oh  I'm in trouble now.)
Drink - Royal Crown Cola
Food - Radish
Something found in the bathroom - Razor blades
Place - Rhodesia, South Africa
Reason to be late - Ran to buy some powerball tickets and there was a big line.

So did I do this right?  Sorry, couldn't resist making some comments after the answers.    You are right, that was lots harder than I thought it would be.  Especially the girl's name.  lol

I am deeply moved and honored that you chose to name your hypothetical daughter after me, Rix!  That sort of simple, thoughtful gesture almost restores my faith in humanity.  Even though you used up all the good "R" words before I had a chance to play, I intend to return the favor by naming my firstborn hypothetical offspring, Rixford and Rixanna. Cheers! 

[Yorkshire pud]

Name - Steve
Animal - Shark
Boy's Name - Simon
Girl's Name - Suzanne
Color - Sky Blue
Something you wear - Silk (naturally)
Drink - Shiraz
Food - Salmon
Something found in the bathroom - Soap
Place - Sheffield
Reason to be late - Shit Happens.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Name - Steve (although I rather enjoy it when muscular, hirsute men call me Sally)
Animal - Shark
Boy's Name - Simon
Girl's Name - Suzanne
Color - Sky Blue
Something you wear - Silk (naturally)
Drink - Shiraz
Food - Salmon
Something found in the bathroom - Soap
Place - Sheffield
Reason to be late - Shit Happens.

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh you're right funny Mary...right funny.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Oh you're right funny Mary...right funny.

You know I detest being called "Mary" and prefer "Rhonda," so STFU.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Name - Unscreened
Animal - Unicorn
Boy’s name - Uther
Girl’s name - Ursula
Color - Ultramarine
Something you wear â€" Uggs
Drink â€" Unsweetened tea
Food â€"  Upsidedown cake
Something found in the bathroom - Underwear
Place â€"  Utica
Reason to be late - Undressed 

[CornyCrow]

Our food supply - a short time ago there was an article of a person who purchased fish at Costco.  The person cut into the fish and found worms crawling about.  When they called Costco they were told to cook the fish to the suggested temperature.  When they called some governmental health organization they were told that worms are often found in fish.  Worm eggs are often unnoticeable.  Some can lie dormant for up to five years.

I dated a microbiologist once who would NEVER eat seafood of any sort because of the microbes crawling around in them. 

Then, I watch cooking shows by 'star' chefs who show the ideal of cooking tuna, hot on the outside and still pink inside.  There are people who eat raw shellfish and sushi. 

I'm just posting this as a warning for people who eat such things, you should know what you're dealing with.

Oh, and alcohol - spirits - kill many parasites, just in case you eat this stuff. 

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-7Vu7cqB20

NeverForget...

And Zack Nefyerligifaginoaves...

[pate]

Apolgies, friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcoMzyPVT9M

As yew werem, were-dingOn(Canine&c):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LCkG5fc06Q

Erm...

[PB the Deplorable]

What is going on with all these ticks around here?

In years of hiking, backpacking, and mountain biking, I never came across a single one until a few years ago when I plucked 2 off before they bit.  The year after that I found two more, and had a friend that was actually bitten by another one.  Then none for a few years.

Over the past month I've pulled at least 2 dozen ticks off my animals - all but 2 were on my long haired cat.  WTF?

[Ciardelo]

What is going on with all these ticks around here?

In years of hiking, backpacking, and mountain biking, I never saw a single one until a few years ago when I plucked 2 off before they bit.  The year after that I found two more, and had a friend that was actually bitten by another one.  Then none for a few years.

Over the past month I've pulled at least 2 dozen ticks off my animals - all but 2 were on my long haired cat.  WTF?

Global warming.

[Jackstar]

What is going on with all these ticks around here?

In years of hiking, backpacking, and mountain biking, I never came across a single one until a few years ago when I plucked 2 off before they bit.  The year after that I found two more, and had a friend that was actually bitten by another one.  Then none for a few years.

Over the past month I've pulled at least 2 dozen ticks off my animals - all but 2 were on my long haired cat.  WTF?

Whatever predates upon ticks in your area, quit. "Muh stalker!"

[PB the Deplorable]

Global warming.

Heh, I knew someone was going to say that

[Jackstar]

Global warming.

You're not even trying anymore!

[PB the Deplorable]

It's interesting they've all bitten in around the neck, a few at the base of the ears, where they can't be chewed off. 

How do those things know to do that?

[Étouffée]

Name - Étouffée
Animal - Echidna (thanks, Pate.  I was all set to go with Egret, but thanks to you--not Google--I     
     learned a new thing) 
Boy's Name - Étienne
Girl's Name - Eloíse
Color - Écru
Something you wear - Earrings
Drink - Evian
Food - Escargot
Something found in the bathroom - Epilator
Place - Eppes
Reason to be late - Ennui

[Ciardelo]

It's interesting they've all bitten in around the neck, a few at the base of the ears, where they can't be chewed off. 

How do those things know to do that?

Maybe the stupid ones were chewed off? Just a thought

[GravitySucks]

It's interesting they've all bitten in around the neck, a few at the base of the ears, where they can't be chewed off. 

How do those things know to do that?

Just a wild guess... The ones that could get bitten off did get bitten off?

[Rix Gins]

I am deeply moved and honored that you chose to name your hypothetical daughter after me, Rix!  That sort of simple, thoughtful gesture almost restores my faith in humanity.  Even though you used up all the good "R" words before I had a chance to play, I intend to return the favor by naming my firstborn hypothetical offspring, Rixford and Rixanna. Cheers! 

The honor is all mine, Robert.  Pssst...rutabaga for your food item.  Pye said no using Google.  Well, I'm certainly not Google.