Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[McPhallus]

And someone's rock collection scattered over her torso and neck. Hawt.  And the way her plastic surgeon delicately stretched her epidermis across her facial bones.  Ooooh boy

The geodes and shit are a little goofy, true, but I'd take her bent over.  Just sayin'.

[PB the Deplorable]

Isn't that David Bowie?

[b_dubb]

Isn't that David Bowie?

David Bowie has a lower body fat percentage

[McPhallus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM&list=RDqqXi8WmQ_WM#t=42

[jazmunda]

[pate]

I am not a twit, but I do check this guy's feed out from time to time, it's pretty funny:

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

[Camazotz Automat]

If Conway Twitty were alive, I would join Twitter just to have the ability to say "I just received a tweet from Twitty on Twitter."

[Yorkshire pud]

If Conway Twitty were alive, I would join Twitter just to have the ability to say "I just received a tweet from Twitty on Twitter."

Reported as a tweet and tweeted on Twitter to the Society against making cheep cheep tweet gags on twitter about tweeting tweets to twitty's on Twitter.

#Iwillgetoutmoreinsteadofinventingpreposterouslies.

Expect retribution.

[Yorkshire pud]

A bit of background. 'Confessions' is a spot on Simon Mayos show in the afternoon on Radio2 in the Uk. Many are hilarious (they're on the website if you look)...This one is very different..It's less a confession and more the about the common decency and humility of people. In this case an 18 year old at the time of the events.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0223027

[analog kid]

If Conway Twitty were alive, I would join Twitter just to have the ability to say "I just received a tweet from Twitty on Twitter."

I went to Twitty City and read twitter on the shitter.

[Camazotz Automat]

I went to Twitty City and read twitter on the shitter.

I see what you did there.

[analog kid]

I see what you did there.

I'd like to claim I'm clever, but there was a Twitty City, similar to Graceland, but it was dismantled and auctioned off after his death.

[Camazotz Automat]

If a fourth Matrix movie were made, I would want it to begin with Neo waking up in Twitty City.

Neo: What is this place?

(cue soundtrack)

Hello, darlin'.... It's been a lonnng tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.....

- - -

(Thanks for that link, ak.)

[analog kid]

If a fourth Matrix movie were made, I would want it to begin with Neo waking up in Twitty City.

Hello, darlin'.... It's been a lonnnng tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.....

(thanks for that link)

Nice. Hopefully he'd get around to saving the people trapped in the Matrix, instead of the ravers of Zion.

[Camazotz Automat]

I know my mail carrier outside of her job.  She just sent this message:

God help you monday on getting your mail.

Well, this can't be good.

In its dying throes, I imagine the USPS acting out some Mad Max vector: fewer and fewer employees fighting over the acquisition of longer/larger routes just to deliver a truckload of Woolworth's ads they lost in 1972.

Imagine the weapons such roaming clans will create.

[bateman]

Jaz, please explain the "bubbling" craze that's caught on in Australia.

[wr250]

I went to Twitty City and read twitter on the shitter.

thats jazmundas job, preferably live on the gabcast.

[b_dubb]

thats jazmundas job, preferably live on the gabcast.

Man you people are FUCKING GENIUSES!!!!

On the next GabCast!!!

[UnscreenedCaller]

Man you people are FUCKING GENIUSES!!!!

On the next GabCast!!!

thats jazmundas job, preferably live on the gabcast.

Jaz, a punctuating flush every now and again would be a fantastic addition to the twitty. I mean nothing out of the ordinary, just a couple of well placed flushes for emphasis. Thank you in advance.

[jazmunda]

thats jazmundas job, preferably live on the gabcast.

There is no need to add anymore fecal matter to The GabCast.

[zeebo]

Weird/Cool

http://www.subblue.com/blog/2010/11/7/subdivision

[b_dubb]

Jaz, a punctuating flush every now and again would be a fantastic addition to the twitty. I mean nothing out of the ordinary, just a couple of well placed flushes for emphasis. Thank you in advance.

Like whenever the name of a certain radio host was mentioned

[analog kid]

Yay at the new top quote. So random, lol.

[onan]

There is no room to add anymore fecal matter to The GabCast.

fify

[Yorkshire pud]

A new dimension to recycling...3000 euros ($US4000) could be yours!!

http://matterbetter.com/competitions/show/3

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Weird/Cool

http://www.subblue.com/blog/2010/11/7/subdivision

very interesting

[WildCard]

Jaz, a punctuating flush every now and again would be a fantastic addition to the twitty. I mean nothing out of the ordinary, just a couple of well placed flushes for emphasis. Thank you in advance.

Just because she's jokin doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.

Like if you got a caller that couldn't form a question or comment . . . think of the possibilities!

[Juan]

One year ago today, we were excitedly watching fireworks on artbell.com and wondering what they meant.

[Blinko]

Heres a random thing on my mind , I know most of you in the fly over states will find this disgusting because she doesn't have transparent skin , freckles and blue fucking veins crisscrossing her forehead...

But I'm into it

[UnscreenedCaller]

Just because she's jokin doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.

Who said I was joking?