Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[wr250]

[UnscreenedCaller]

Baby Isaac (Ike)
born 12/21/13
8lbs 13oz

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All is well.
Merry Christmas everyone.

Congratulations General! Well done, Mrs. General and welcome to this crazy world Little Troop.

He could be an illustration for "Sleep in heavenly peace".

All the best to you and your family.

[Yorkshire pud]

Baby Isaac (Ike)
born 12/21/13
8lbs 13oz

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All is well.
Merry Christmas everyone.

Congratulations!!! All the best. 

[maureen]

Baby Isaac (Ike)
born 12/21/13
8lbs 13oz

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All is well.
Merry Christmas everyone.

congratulations, General!! Lovely news... best wishes to all 

[onan]

Baby Isaac (Ike)
born 12/21/13
8lbs 13oz

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All is well.
Merry Christmas everyone.

Best wishes to you, your family, and your future. Awesome news, bud. When is the next one coming?

[Yorkshire pud]

Best wishes to you, your family, and your future. Awesome news, bud. When is the next one coming?

After a nearly 9 pound baby I would imagine General will get a kick in the balls if he tries any funny business. 

[onan]

After a nearly 9 pound baby I would imagine General will get a kick in the balls if he tries any funny business. 

I wanna here about that too.

[Juan]

Congratulations.  Merry Christmas to the General family.

[jazmunda]

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

You're welcome.

[BobGrau]

I'd love to see a behind-the-scenes documentary about that show.

You're actually starring in it right this minute.

[aldousburbank]

Baby Isaac (Ike)
born 12/21/13
8lbs 13oz

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All is well.
Merry Christmas everyone.

General Sir (and Madam),

Not sure if this is your first, but gramps here sez congratulations and welcome to the end and beginning of your life!

[wr250]

congrats to mr & ms general. hope you enjoy the new enlistee,  private Issac.

[BobGrau]

Baby Isaac (Ike)
born 12/21/13
8lbs 13oz

[attachimg=1]

All is well.
Merry Christmas everyone.

Congrats General... now please tell me his middle name is David.

[The General]

Thanks so much for all the congratulatory posts, you guys are alright.

After a nearly 9 pound baby I would imagine General will get a kick in the balls if he tries any funny business. 

Mrs. General is the toughest person I know, she delivered that baby without a drop of drugs. 

General Sir (and Madam),

Not sure if this is your first, but gramps here sez congratulations and welcome to the end and beginning of your life!

Thanks Aldous, yes he is our first.

Best wishes to you, your family, and your future. Awesome news, bud. When is the next one coming?

Ha ha.  It will need to be a long enough time sufficient for my wife to forget what pushing a 9lb watermelon out of her private parts without drugs is like. 

Congrats General... now please tell me his middle name is David.

Ha ha.
Well, the Ike you're thinking of is really a Dwight, of course.  But he was a truly great man. 
We do like Ike.  We primarily chose the name because it sounds nice with our last name, and because it's a great name that isn't over used.  It is also the little guy's great great great grandfather's name.  Plus, there's Isaac Newton, Ike Eisenhower, Chris Isaak, etc.  Lots of great Isaac's and Ike's.

Our little Isaac's middle name is Jacob.

[aldousburbank]

My 3 sons all have old testament names, Aaron, Moses, and David. Trying to get a bible baseball team together. You should work with with Isaac on his pitch.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Ha ha.  It will need to be a long enough time sufficient for my wife to forget what pushing a 9lb watermelon out of her private parts without drugs is like. 

Speaking from experience, that's something one never forgets even many years later ha ha, but it just doesn't matter in the end. You'd do it all over again in a heartbeat.

Isaac and Jacob are perfect together.

[Yorkshire pud]

Thanks so much for all the congratulatory posts, you guys are alright.

Mrs. General is the toughest person I know, she delivered that baby without a drop of drugs. 

Thanks Aldous, yes he is our first.

Ha ha.  It will need to be a long enough time sufficient for my wife to forget what pushing a 9lb watermelon out of her private parts without drugs is like. 

Ha ha.
Well, the Ike you're thinking of is really a Dwight, of course.  But he was a truly great man. 
We do like Ike.  We primarily chose the name because it sounds nice with our last name, and because it's a great name that isn't over used.  It is also the little guy's great great great grandfather's name.  Plus, there's Isaac Newton, Ike Eisenhower, Chris Isaak, etc.  Lots of great Isaac's and Ike's.

Our little Isaac's middle name is Jacob.

I wrote about the time; ante natel, birth and immediately afterwards..the midwives the suite etc.. was quite cathartic. Did it while it was fresh in my mind. After your own, perspective on life changes, what mattered before doesn't; and your little one is the most precious thing ever.

[FightTheFuture]

My 3 sons all have old testament names, Aaron, Moses, and David. Trying to get a bible baseball team together. You should work with with Isaac on his pitch.

I've got a Noah and Solomon.  Both have ridiculous game.

[BobGrau]

...but it just doesn't matter in the end.

I bet it matters to your end, though.

[BobGrau]

It occurs to me that making people laugh is pretty much emotional blackmail.

[jazmunda]

When choosing a baby's name it is always wise to see how it sounds when yelling it from another room.

"[INSERT NAME HERE] GET THE HELL IN HERE NOW! YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!"

[Agent : Orange]

Baby Isaac (Ike)
born 12/21/13
8lbs 13oz
All is well.
Merry Christmas everyone.

Happy holidays and all the best
Congrats!!

[BobGrau]

When choosing a baby's name it is always wise to see how it sounds when yelling it from another room.

"[INSERT NAME HERE] GET THE HELL IN HERE NOW! YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!"

This is why I always advise longer names which can be shortened eg robert/bob. It's like wearing your sunday best, if you foreigners have such a notion.

[maureen]

This is why I always advise longer names which can be shortened eg robert/bob. It's like wearing your sunday best, if you foreigners have such a notion.

the story of "Tikkitikkitembonocerembroheriberibrowskiperipendoickypompomnishnomiandodonaberico andhis brother Joe" comes to mind

[UnscreenedCaller]

I bet it matters to your end, though.

Heh heh, I see what you did there. Ouch!

[jazmunda]

We're all virgins Down Under.

[coaster]

I'd like to thank santa that I was able to find a store in town that was open and actually sells beer. My Christmas has now begun.

[aldousburbank]

I'd like to thank santa that I was able to find a store in town that was open and actually sells beer. My Christmas has now begun.

Hey, where you at? Do you have extra?

[coaster]

Hey, where you at? Do you have extra?

Smack dab in the middle of bfe. I bought two cases of the cheapest gas station swill I could find. I'll save you a spot on the couch and dust off the bong.

[Cynnie]

I got 50 lbs of ass ( 2 lb box of sees candy) and a snow blower for xmas ..santa hates me