Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[onan]

what hole does the penis go in?
it made me laugh last night.... but for some reason with today's hangover it's even more hilarious

it isn't what hole?... It is how many times?

[Yorkshire pud]

it isn't what hole?... It is how many times?

All the chicks tell me once is more than enough; after that they find it difficult to walk....Baby.

[bateman]

Junior's in Brooklyn has the most ridiculously awesome French toast. Sweet fancy Moses.

[bateman]

I don't usually like coffee, but throw a splash of Jameson in & suddenly it's delicious.

[jazmunda]

Junior's in Brooklyn has the most ridiculously awesome French toast. Sweet fancy Moses.

Have you ever had coffee at Little Collins on Lexington Ave? A couple of Aussie I know run it. You can also sample Vegemite on toast there.

[bateman]

Have you ever had coffee at Little Collins on Lexington Ave? A couple of Aussie I know run it. You can also sample Vegemite on toast there.

I have not. Do they have whiskey to put in the coffee?

[wr250]

Bateman: you and epicmealtime would get along fine.

[jazmunda]

I have not. Do they have whiskey to put in the coffee?

That's what hip flasks are for.

[BobGrau]

I don't usually like coffee, but throw a splash of Jameson in & suddenly it's delicious.

Kahlua

[bateman]

Kahlua

Pfft, amateur.

[bateman]

Bateman: you and epicmealtime would get along fine.

I prefer howtobasic:

http://youtu.be/upxw2eiPQwU

[BobGrau]

Pfft, amateur.

Well, there's always Ketamine.

[wr250]

I prefer howtobasic:

http://youtu.be/upxw2eiPQwU

how to decorate you Christmas tree properly
Bacon Tree - Epic Meal Time

[BobGrau]

Kahlua

Seriously though, best alchohol/caffiene combo I've ever found... and believe me I've done my homework on this one.

[nooryisawesome]

i shaved my junk today because my brithday is in a few days and i expect the wife to perform fel atio.

[jazmunda]

Seriously though, best alchohol/caffiene combo I've ever found... and believe me I've done my homework on this one.

I like Baileys

[aldousburbank]

i shaved my junk today because my brithday is in a few days and i expect the wife to perform fel atio.

A true romantic!
(Good luck! Didn't work for me.)

[jazmunda]

i shaved my junk today because my brithday is in a few days and i expect the wife to perform fel atio.

Classy.

If she really loved you she'd brave the manly forest.

[BobGrau]

i shaved my junk today because my brithday is in a few days and i expect the wife to perform fel atio.

Freudian schnip?

[aldousburbank]

Freudian schnip?

Nice one BG.

[guildnavigator]

Nice one BG.

http://youtu.be/cA85ZdIi3Vc

[Treading Water]

Classy.

If she really loved you she'd brave the manly forest.

Better the manly forest than the stubbly brush.... Uhh, that's what I heard....  :

[bateman]

Better the manly forest than the stubbly brush.... Uhh, that's what I heard....  :

That's why neat trimming is the way to go.

If you're a gentleman.

[jazmunda]

That's why neat trimming is the way to go.

If you're a gentleman.

It's called manscaping.

[bateman]

It's called manscaping.

I see. And how much do you charge to do it?

[jazmunda]

I see. And how much do you charge to do it?

It's free the first time.

[BobGrau]

I like Baileys

I find Baileys, Tiamaria etc to be too creamy. Kahlua orhoweverthefeckyespellit is more sort of sugary, caramely somethingelseyish...
It's Mexican, I like to think they distill it in the mountains from the souls of overripe shadow pinatas.

[Treading Water]

they distill it in the mountains from the souls of overripe shadow pinatas.

Top right corner nomination.... 

[Laurakinch]

I like Baileys

Baileys, coffee, & vodka is the best combo. When I tended bar it enabled me to sneak-drink, cop a nice buzz & remain efficient.

[jazmunda]

Top right corner nomination.... 

You should have saved that nomination for The GabCast 2.0 Monday (12/23) at 8pm EST/5pm PST (602) 399 7131