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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 06:56:24 PM

chefist

I like hipsters...they are easily separated from their money!

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on May 06, 2015, 01:24:50 PM
   I would pledge fealty to any authority figure who made exterminating hipsters part of their platform.

What would we do with all that Pabst Blue Ribbon?, no one else is going to drink it

Quote from: b_dubb on May 04, 2015, 07:19:29 PM
Looking to the East. The sky is overcast here in Ohio. The moon is full and orange-red through the atmosphere. Very eerie looking. Is that air pollution shifting the light towards red?

i have fun thinking that it is Ming the Merciless up to no good.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on May 06, 2015, 12:13:26 PM
What do you think of hipster culture, Eddie?
I saw a guy the other night at my bar wearing a bowler hat AND moccasins.

maybe his mom was drunk when she dressed him?  ;D

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 06, 2015, 03:53:09 PM
But Eddie, what about the ones that are quite bangable?

  Reeducation camp at the beach down the street from my house.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 06, 2015, 04:47:14 PM
What would we do with all that Pabst Blue Ribbon?, no one else is going to drink it

   A 30 pack for 16 bucks will always be a draw for underaged(and broke) drinkers.

eyenoeyeno

someone make a GabHarmony app. 
maybe it could be structured a little more like tinder though for the danger factor

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: eyenoeyeno on May 06, 2015, 07:59:51 PM
someone make a GabHarmony app. 
maybe it could be structured a little more like tinder though for the danger factor

   I just trademarked KookMingle.


bateman

Maybe this belongs in the Celebrity Deaths thread. Ginger has not aged well.


ksm32

Quote from: bateman on May 06, 2015, 08:41:49 PM
Maybe this belongs in the Celebrity Deaths thread. Ginger has not aged well.


Walking. Dead. No erection tonight.

aldousburbank

Quote from: bateman on May 06, 2015, 08:41:49 PM
Maybe this belongs in the Celebrity Deaths thread. Ginger has not aged well.


If your erection lasts for more than four hours, look at this photo.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 06, 2015, 09:27:54 PM
If your erection lasts for more than four hours, look at this photo.

   Dude, I'm a necrophiliac. That picture could keep me going 4 more days.

jazmunda

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 06, 2015, 09:27:54 PM
If your erection lasts for more than four hours

I never understood why this was such a bad thing. I throw a party if it last for more than four minutes.  :-[

BobGrau

Quote from: bateman on May 06, 2015, 08:41:49 PM
Maybe this belongs in the Celebrity Deaths thread. Ginger has not aged well.



aww, man... she was my fav Spice Girl.

wr250

Quote from: bateman on May 06, 2015, 08:41:49 PM
Maybe this belongs in the Celebrity Deaths thread. Ginger has not aged well.



we hope thats not curtis's fate (hes a ginger too).

Grov505th

 So...been thinking a lot about a project I would love to do...I don't think I ever will, but I would love to take the GPW and see if I could drive from some little podunk town in Va all the way out to see my dad in OR..... Google maps says 47 hrs 2566 miles. That's with Tolls and Highways turned off.
I am thinking maybe save up some of this sweet, sweet contractor money and do it next spring/summer between deployments....

onan

Quote from: Grov505th on May 07, 2015, 07:55:15 AM
So...been thinking a lot about a project I would love to do...I don't think I ever will, but I would love to take the GPW and see if I could drive from some little podunk town in Va all the way out to see my dad in OR..... Google maps says 47 hrs 2566 miles. That's with Tolls and Highways turned off.
I am thinking maybe save up some of this sweet, sweet contractor money and do it next spring/summer between deployments....

I have taken three long road trips. All of them taking more than 6 weeks. I don't regret any part of those travels. Add getting to see family is just icing on the cake. Do it.

Grov505th

Quote from: onan on May 07, 2015, 08:00:30 AM
I have taken three long road trips. All of them taking more than 6 weeks. I don't regret any part of those travels. Add getting to see family is just icing on the cake. Do it.
I think the thing that gets me is No A/C, no Power anything and no radio....on the upside a monkey with a hammer can fix one of these things....

b_dubb

Quote from: bateman on May 06, 2015, 08:41:49 PM
Maybe this belongs in the Celebrity Deaths thread. Ginger has not aged well.


She's in her 80s. Time fucks everyone up eventually. If the Prius drivers don't get us first.


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: chefist on May 06, 2015, 04:21:39 PM
I like hipsters...they are easily separated from their money!

really?  that's never been my perception of them.  they always come off to me as cheap, greedy people.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: bateman on May 06, 2015, 08:41:49 PM
Maybe this belongs in the Celebrity Deaths thread. Ginger has not aged well.



dude... she's 81.

onan

Quote from: MV on May 07, 2015, 11:40:38 AM
really?  that's never been my perception of them.  they always come off to me as cheap, greedy people.

That's because you aren't selling wide brim fedoras.

3OctaveFart

If somebody can explain the "selfie stick"- basically the rod/staff of a douchebag- I can start to understand this generation better.


Quote from: bateman on May 06, 2015, 08:41:49 PM
Maybe this belongs in the Celebrity Deaths thread. Ginger has not aged well.




Good God! That can't be real! is that real??

bateman

Quote from: FightTheFuture on May 07, 2015, 12:06:26 PM
Good God! That can't be real! is that real??

Google, my friend. Here's more:


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: bateman on May 07, 2015, 12:15:55 PM
Google, my friend. Here's more:



protip:  when you're 81, don't show cleavage.  nobody is interested.  god.

Quote from: MV on May 07, 2015, 12:20:31 PM
protip:  when you're 81, don't show cleavage.  nobody is interested.  god.

Have you asked guys in their 80s and 90s?

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