Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

bateman · May 15, 2015, 08:41:39 PM

https://youtu.be/JVtdLKQr5ZQ

I RUN IOWA'S LARGEST WILDLIFE PRESERVE

popple · May 15, 2015, 09:01:58 PM

DON'T YOU DARE MESS UP MY TORRENTS!!!!

Eddie Coyle · May 15, 2015, 09:20:34 PM

Quote from: Northern Nights on May 15, 2015, 08:34:12 PM
The NBC years were great, my favorite bits were "The Guy Under the Seats" and "The Library Lady", there were so many others too. I taped the show each night to watch the next day, reusing each tape until it wore out, if only I'd saved some of them but videotapes were expensive back then.

I'm certain I have quite a few VHS tapes of old Late Nights, but they'd be in my parents attic and I haven't watched them in 20 years. I may investigate that...

3OctaveFart · May 15, 2015, 11:14:53 PM

I have mad respect for locksmiths. Useful trade and I would assume very well-paying.

analog kid · May 16, 2015, 05:21:16 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0GBeOnxA4M

b_dubb · May 16, 2015, 07:45:13 AM

Quote from: Meatie Pie on May 15, 2015, 11:14:53 PM
I have mad respect for locksmiths. Useful trade and I would assume very well-paying.

And if business is bad they can moonlight as burglars

Catops · May 16, 2015, 01:38:38 PM

I love how Fort Rock is still the little icon on the browser tab for bellgab. It's like the scorpion army is always watching. I could clear my cache, but do I really want to lose that special feeling?

b_dubb · May 16, 2015, 01:43:40 PM

http://disinfo.com/2014/12/occultist-father-rocketry-written-nasas-history/

PathoJen · May 16, 2015, 01:49:05 PM

Did you know, that Nostradamus predicted a 9.8 earthquake for California on May 28th, 2015? Yea, he did.

b_dubb · May 16, 2015, 01:49:51 PM

Has anyone seen the BS about CERN cause the quake in Nepal?

aldousburbank · May 16, 2015, 02:20:32 PM

The whole point of the Big Bang seems to have been to align all of creation in such a manner as to insure that every time I clean house, the time space continuum will rapidly revert conditions to those before cleaning or worse.

chinaclipper · May 16, 2015, 02:25:38 PM

Quote from: Catops on May 16, 2015, 01:38:38 PM
I love how Fort Rock is still the little icon on the browser tab for bellgab. It's like the scorpion army is always watching. I could clear my cache, but do I really want to lose that special feeling?

I have never seen anything but a ?. I feel really neglected. just will go eat worms~!

b_dubb · May 16, 2015, 02:33:03 PM

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 16, 2015, 02:20:32 PM
The whole point of the Big Bang seems to have been to align all of creation in such a manner as to insure that every time I clean house, the time space continuum will rapidly revert conditions to those before cleaning or worse.

I can't imagine a Zen master such as yourself engaging in a futile act such as this. Just stack the pizza boxes in the corner. You'll be fine.

aldousburbank · May 16, 2015, 03:02:29 PM

Quote from: b_dubb on May 16, 2015, 02:33:03 PM
Just stack the pizza boxes in the corner. You'll be fine.

Oh, remote viewing me ey?

onan · May 16, 2015, 04:04:23 PM

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 16, 2015, 03:02:29 PM
Oh, remote viewing me ey?

No, more like the hundredth monkey.

aldousburbank · May 16, 2015, 04:08:06 PM

Quote from: onan on May 16, 2015, 04:04:23 PM
No, more like the hundredth monkey.

I figure that's like, 50 pizza boxes worth.

onan · May 16, 2015, 04:09:29 PM

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 16, 2015, 04:08:06 PM
I figure that's like, 50 pizza boxes worth.

You always were the big tipper.

jazmunda · May 16, 2015, 04:16:55 PM

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 16, 2015, 02:20:32 PM
The whole point of the Big Bang seems to have been to align all of creation in such a manner as to insure that every time I clean house, the time space continuum will rapidly revert conditions to those before cleaning or worse.

Who's cleaning your house? Falkie? Kathy and Patty aren't very reliable when it comes to promising to clean and then actually delivering.

Eddie Coyle · May 16, 2015, 08:12:32 PM

I'm a ruddy, alcoholic Mick.

Every day is "Red Nose Day".

pate · May 17, 2015, 01:41:22 AM

I wish to reprise the salient points of a speech I recieved as a dry-behind the ears recruit to the US military:

Subject: Hydration

...you have vomited a rainbow. It smells of unicorn farts ... the taste of faerie dust is thick in your mouth ... mighty dwarven hammers lightly tap at your head, only to beat later on in the morning ... screams of the fallen elven warriors at your side have yet to haunt you ...

edit: Subject may have been Hangover.

That is all, carry on...

Yorkshire pud · May 17, 2015, 02:05:06 AM

Quote from: jazmunda on May 16, 2015, 04:16:55 PM
Who's cleaning your house? Falkie? Kathy and Patty aren't very reliable when it comes to promising to clean and then actually delivering.

And no amount of whipping or beating will ever change their attitude. Seriously.

pate · May 17, 2015, 03:45:52 AM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 17, 2015, 02:05:06 AM

And no amount of whipping or beating will ever change their attitude. Seriously.

...AFAIK, the whipping does not occur in USN...

However, "The beatings will continue until morale improves..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUAQJxKfSfw

edit: can you have a word with the appropriate authorities about the grog?

Heh

pate · May 17, 2015, 05:27:35 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjr-VQjEP0g

Haturz, rat dining on &c...

pate · May 17, 2015, 05:56:42 AM

I honestly can't recall the last time I checked pressure in my tires...

pate · May 17, 2015, 06:35:59 AM

I laugh about this ridiculousness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-bJI3sXvds

That one lady was hawt, tho...

b_dubb · May 17, 2015, 07:45:20 AM

i heart Erin Gray

eyenoeyeno · May 17, 2015, 07:49:04 AM

Quote from: onan on May 16, 2015, 04:09:29 PM
You always were the big tipper.

that's what she said.

BobGrau · May 17, 2015, 08:48:31 AM

Quote from: Catops on May 16, 2015, 01:38:38 PM
I love how Fort Rock is still the little icon on the browser tab for bellgab. It's like the scorpion army is always watching. I could clear my cache, but do I really want to lose that special feeling?

Haha i just noticed that recently, couldn't figure out how to phrase it in a post.

Yorkshire pud · May 17, 2015, 09:00:03 AM

Quote from: pate on May 17, 2015, 05:56:42 AM
I honestly can't recall the last time I checked pressure in my tires...

Reported.

ItsOver · May 17, 2015, 09:20:56 AM

Quote from: pate on May 17, 2015, 05:56:42 AM
I honestly can't recall the last time I checked pressure in my tires...

I wish I could say the same. I checked my tire pressures after the tire pressure warning light went on. All normal. The blasted light won't go out. Now it just mocks me. I'm surprised there isn't a warning light for the warning light. I think I'd rather have my tires blow or wear out early. Shit, next the Feds will mandate warning lights on people to tell us when to go to the bathroom.