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Election Night 2020

Started by MV/Liberace!, November 03, 2020, 04:41:03 PM

Jackstar

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 11:38:21 AM
I'd be willing to try.

She'd be willing to cut you. Her sense of self-preservation appears to be wholly out of proportion these days.

How about, walking into an Irish pub and ordering milk? This spitballing here is fun for me.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 10, 2020, 11:23:41 AM

NO Blowjob?  "Well, shit Neegro, that's all you had to say."

KAAAYDUUB!


Now just sit back and wait.

Easy, tiger! I never said I was gay...but now that K_Dudd has been summoned you might as well enjoy.

K_Dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on December 10, 2020, 11:44:08 AM
And just look at that little smirk on Mr. Green Jeans.   :o



Hahaha I know!  That's the face of a man who knows how to prime a pump the old-fashioned way.

K_Dubb

Quote from: whoozit on December 10, 2020, 11:45:49 AM
Will there be a segment on making pumpkin relish on your podcast?

I did not think of that, but if you guys are interested I can address it.  Pickled pumpkin (syltet gresskar), finely diced, is an important ingredient in Christmas baking all around the Baltic!  For my Estonian friend the holiday is not complete without it as an accompaniment to blood sausage.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Jackstar on December 10, 2020, 11:45:53 AM
She'd be willing to cut you. Her sense of self-preservation appears to be wholly out of proportion these days.

How about, walking into an Irish pub and ordering milk? This spitballing here is fun for me.

I will forbear on the condition that she tell me what she uses as a thickener in her rhubarb pie.  I have tried flour, cornstarch, and tapioca, and they all tend to occlude the piercing tang of the rhubarb to an unacceptable degree.  Have considered experiments with something like Surejell like they use in jams.

Jackstar

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 12:04:09 PM
I will forbear on the condition that she tell me what she uses as a thickener in her rhubarb pie.

She says mostly pectin, with smaller amounts of the others. I'm with you--more tang equates to more Life.

I've been told to never mess with another man's rhubarb; but I'm just a middleman here. It is an honour to serve.

She also says to try chia seeds. She says she hasn't tried it, but she's thinking about it. I don't have the heart to tell her that I don't know what she's talking about.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Jackstar on December 10, 2020, 12:26:56 PM
She says mostly pectin, with smaller amounts of the others. I'm with you--more tang equates to more Life.

I've been told to never mess with another man's rhubarb; but I'm just a middleman here. It is an honour to serve.

She also says to try chia seeds. She says she hasn't tried it, but she's thinking about it. I don't have the heart to tell her that I don't know what she's talking about.

Bless you, I did not think of pectin!  I am leery of chia seeds as being too slimy, but am more than willing to exploit someone else's success.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 12:37:20 PM
Bless you, I did not think of pectin!  I am leery of chia seeds as being too slimy, but am more than willing to exploit someone else's success.

Size of Covid-19 - 2 microns or less

What your mask covers - anything over 4 microns

Nice virtue signalling, fag. ::)

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 10, 2020, 12:47:11 PM
Size of Covid-19 - 2 microns or less

What your mask covers - anything over 4 microns

Nice virtue signalling, fag. ::)

Virtue is contextual!  I did it to annoy you.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 12:49:41 PM
Virtue is contextual!  I did it to annoy you.

It just makes you look retarded, like you’re so stupid you’ll do ANYTHING the MSM tells you to do.

Jackstar

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 12:37:20 PM
Bless you, I did not think of pectin!

It's looking like she's here to help, as well.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 12:37:20 PM
I am leery of chia seeds as being too slimy

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 12:37:20 PM
but am more than willing to exploit someone else's success.

She hasn't had success with this yet, she hasn't even tried it. it's just an idea she's been talking to you about for the last 5 minutes while my eyes glazed over. I sure wish I had the voice recognizer turned on.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 10, 2020, 12:51:10 PM
It just makes you look retarded, like you’re so stupid you’ll do ANYTHING the MSM tells you to do.

I am so glad that it is working!

K_Dubb

Quote from: Jackstar on December 10, 2020, 12:51:14 PM
...it's just an idea she's been talking to you about for the last 5 minutes while my eyes glazed over.

I am so glad that it is working!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 12:52:19 PM
I am so glad that it is working!

A dunce cap would really enhance it.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 10, 2020, 12:53:15 PM
A dunce cap would really enhance it.

No I think you would actually like that.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 12:55:35 PM
No I think you would actually like that.

Yeah, on you. That’s why I recommended it, simpleton. ::)

Jackstar

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 12:52:57 PM
I am so glad that it is working!

It was when she started talking about cold sets vs. baking and designing intricately carved latticework for the top crust that I realized--this woman is gayer than you.

paladin1991

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 11:27:43 AM
Step up, boys; I'll do anything to get my podcast numbers up this year.

See.  A true capitalist.  Profit over taste.  Don't worry dubby, I'll support 'small' businesses like yours.  I will drink plenty of pineapple juice b4 hand.  But wait, no handsies.....that would be cheating your customers of the full blown experience.

Much success to you as a small business owner.

paladin1991

Quote from: Jackstar on December 10, 2020, 11:45:53 AM
She'd be willing to cut you. Her sense of self-preservation appears to be wholly out of proportion these days.

How about, walking into an Irish pub and ordering milk? This spitballing here is fun for me.

I've always wanted to walk into a British Pub and order an Irish car bomb.

Jackstar

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 10, 2020, 01:52:59 PM
I've always wanted to walk into a British Pub and order an Irish car bomb.

I've always wanted to send you more nudes. Equivalent results would have been expected.

paladin1991

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 10, 2020, 12:37:20 PM
Bless you, I did not think of pectin!  I am leery of chia seeds as being too slimy, but am more than willing to exploit someone else's success.

So you're saying you don't mind sloppy 2nds, thirds, er, whatevers?

paladin1991

Quote from: Jackstar on December 10, 2020, 01:56:32 PM
I've always wanted to send you more nudes. Equivalent results would have been expected.
Of your mom?

Jackstar

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 10, 2020, 02:35:13 PM
Of your mom?

I literally never ever saw my mother nude. Is that unusual? I feel like you would be the one to ask for official statistics.

Well this builds confidence in our elections. Christ what a piece of shit that system is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUph4trFtJ8



ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 10, 2020, 04:23:34 PM
Well this builds confidence in our elections. Christ what a piece of shit that system is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUph4trFtJ8
Gee, I can’t wait until Dominion takes over the country’s strategic command system.



paladin1991

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 10, 2020, 04:23:34 PM
Well this builds confidence in our elections. Christ what a piece of shit that system is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUph4trFtJ8

Well, Fuck Me To Tears

paladin1991

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 10, 2020, 04:35:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7wc1MttNaA

I've been throwing money to Jay Sekulow for a several years now.  Looks like I am getting my monies worth.

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