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Election Night 2020

Started by MV/Liberace!, November 03, 2020, 04:41:03 PM

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ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 30, 2020, 07:20:01 PM
So is K_Dubb gonna host the Bellgab Open at Indian Wells then?


BellGab Open and Sardine Fest.  Nice setting.


Dr. MD MD

Globalists killed John Lennon so that Yoko could be (((their))) activist on his behalf. Lennon would’ve never been down with what’s going on now. The truth is he really loved America and that’s why he chose to live here. There, I said it.

Gd5150

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 30, 2020, 07:20:01 PM
So is K_Dubb gonna host the Bellgab Open at Indian Wells then?



Nice that’s just down the street from...


albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on November 30, 2020, 07:25:19 PM
My bunker is looking better everyday.
Indeed. Come out for the BellGab SardineFest and Open, though. I have a special "Alien" wedge that I was hoping to use if I play with RCH. I will tell him the angle is 19.7 and he will miss his shot as he diatribes and rants about 19.5. I'm sneaking on Hamm's to avoid the high price beers from the beer-cart girls- and because it is a superior product!







Jackstar

I hear there's a cool video about the election going around.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on November 30, 2020, 09:59:13 PM
I hear there's a cool video about the election going around.

Edgy! So very edgy.

#DwindlingStreetCred

P.S. This would be a good new Bellgab name for you. ;)

Innerreach

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">PATRIOT ALERT:

Information being received NOW that Communist China purchased Dominion Voting in October 8 for $400M.

Efforts underway to verify. If true, this confirms other evidence that Communists intend to overthrow our government to get our precious land.

NOT ON OUR WATCH.</p>&mdash; Lin Wood (@LLinWood) December 1, 2020 <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Innerreach on December 01, 2020, 08:58:00 AM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">PATRIOT ALERT:

Information being received NOW that Communist China purchased Dominion Voting in October 8 for $400M.

Efforts underway to verify. If true, this confirms other evidence that Communists intend to overthrow our government to get our precious land.

NOT ON OUR WATCH.</p>&mdash; Lin Wood (@LLinWood) December 1, 2020
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

The military better be activated over this! >:(


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Innerreach on December 01, 2020, 09:35:40 AM
Absolutely.



He was right...and check out his cool corncob pipe!

I wonder what his blend was? 🤔


Innerreach

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 01, 2020, 09:41:37 AMI wonder what his blend was? 🤔

I believe it was a boutique blend, little known by most politicians. It was called, (I Shall Return!)

https://youtu.be/JKYp1QrYEVM

Innerreach

Speaking of tobacco blends, I think I'll go have me a smoke.


Jackstar

Quote from: Innerreach on December 01, 2020, 10:22:08 AM
Ha HA! Fucktards.... :P

These people really are stupid. Honestly, I'm not very impressed with myself, because I have seen the worst enemy has to offer, and it's nothing compared to, say, the Forgotten Realms coin-op in the early 90s.

That s*** was hard. That felt good to master. But seeing all these idiots talking about election fraud? Oh my God--just shoot me.

In the ass.

Innerreach

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 10:47:40 AMThat s*** was hard. That felt good to master.

I almost allowed myself play those games and I'm fortunate to have avoided, the sure addiction that would have followed. Congrats on mastering it!

https://youtu.be/YersIyzsOpc

Jackstar

Quote from: Innerreach on December 01, 2020, 11:21:18 AM
I almost allowed myself play those games and I'm fortunate to have avoided, the sure addiction that would have followed.

I'm not sure if you understand what these words that I am using, actually mean. Working at a challenge and feeling a sense of accomplishment when it is finally achieved is not addiction... that is called "normal human behavior."

Did you have a point besides awkwardly twisting my words to imply that not only am a degenerare addict, I'm also a degenerate video game addict? oh dear me, I can just see my dear old sainted ant clutching your pearls and wrapping yourself around her grave while she feels superior to me for not being some video game loser--oh no, she plays slot machines.

She's sophisticated. And it's an income stream! She thinks. Because she's retarded. My dad was like that too. It's a Pisces thing. They are relentlessly self-destructive, and they pretend to be stupid hoping people won't be on to them, but if you wait and see they'll tell you who they are.

Meanwhile, if you think addiction can be either "sure" or "incurable", you sure have been reading the wrong books lately. I'm just saying. are you taking the piss, just to see what I come up with for you? Because that would be legit.

I will wait with kind patience for your answer. Someone who called me out last night, and said they'd be ready to rumble in the morning... well, surprise, surprise, surprise, they appear to have chickened out.

It's weird, right? I'm a huge loser, but everybody runs away? Well I guess I'm not losing at Diogenes' Monopoly, then.

Hey, do any of you have a piece of 7/8th inch rubber tubing? I've got to make a beer bong for my friend--no, my friend doesn't understand how code works either. Sad!

pate

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 11:45:03 AM
... old sainted ant ... Sad!

It took three miracles for that insect to achieve Sainthood.







After beatification, the records of what acktually happened were sealed in the Vatican SeekRut Archives:  the Papacy at the thyme felt that the public would not be ready to receive the Holy Wisdom until the "Ender Prophecy" is fulfilled;  at which time the True Church and The Church of the Latter Day Saints will finally be reconciled, and all excommunications rescinded between the two with respect to each other...

Braise, eMCee!

-p

Jackstar

Quote from: pate on December 01, 2020, 11:54:32 AM
It took three miracles for that insect to achieve Sainthood.

Yes: but only two husbands, and neither of them could play chess. Weak.

Innerreach

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 11:45:03 AM"normal human behavior."

Normal humans, addict to things, yes?

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 11:45:03 AMare you taking the piss, just to see what I come up with for you? Because that would be legit.

Yes, yes I am.

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 11:45:03 AMno, my friend doesn't understand how code works either. Sad!

I'd recommend, ditching the code for more conventional conversation. It's rather cute at times however, I find myself preoccupied with more prescient matters which exclude me from the deciphering of ones blither blather. (aka) I mean, I have to feed the cat occasionally, Jacko. 

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Innerreach on December 01, 2020, 12:52:30 PM
I'd recommend, ditching the code for more conventional conversation. It's rather cute at times however, I find myself preoccupied with more prescient matters which exclude me from the deciphering of ones blither blather. (aka) I mean, I have to feed the cat occasionally, Jacko. 


Jackstar

Quote from: Innerreach on December 01, 2020, 12:52:30 PM
Normal humans, addict to things, yes?

No.

Quote from: Innerreach on December 01, 2020, 12:52:30 PM
Yes, yes I am.

Ha! I f****** knew it!

Quote from: Innerreach on December 01, 2020, 12:52:30 PM
I'd recommend, ditching the code for more conventional conversation.

Yeah, and I'd recommend someone not lighting up my whole life with psychotronic attacks for 5 months--but we live in the world that we do live in, we don't live in the world that we wish we could live in.

I actually thought I'd be done with this kind of thing by September. Imagine my surprise to find myself here still battling skin-job terminators and protecting the life of Sarah Connor. Metaphorically speaking, that is.

Anyway here it is December. 2020 is obviously going out with the biggest bang imaginable. I told you: I am here to help.

Now. Who else has been calling Grapefruit a whore? I need a list. I need names. Even I don't get to call her a whore. For one thing, it's not a very funny joke, and for another: she's not a whore.

She pays me. Not that that's any business of yours. GET ME NAMES. You people have no idea how pissed off she is right now. Apparently I was supposed to intimidate you all from calling her names, like how it was for her in college. Or something.

Not going to lie, I'm pretty hazy on some details at this point. What do any of you care right now anyway? JOE BIDEN IS WEARING AN ANKLE BOOT. None of you are turning this smile upside down over here, If you think beating up on a girl is going to make me feel sad, you're right, because I know in my heart that if she starts killing people, I wouldn't lift a finger to stop her.

It's not company policy. It's because she has the right. I would miss a couple of you folks--really I would. Let's hope it doesn't get that far; though to be quite extremely frank and honest, I don't know how much farther past a person can get beyond "supermegacriticalsuperfly TNT" before we're talking about an actual supernatural thing.

So. Don't cry for me, Argentina. The truth is I barely notice BellGab anymore--seems like you've lost whatever edge you thought you had.

I hope I'm wrong. Okay, time to masturbate to crush videos while pumping PCP up my anus. Cya!

Innerreach

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 01:03:44 PMHa! I f****** knew it!

Of course you did, it was never my intention to hide it.

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 01:03:44 PMWhat do any of you care right now anyway? JOE BIDEN IS WEARING AN ANKLE BOOT

Exactly.... Well that, and the whole matter of feeding the cat.

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 01:03:44 PMIt's not company policy. It's because she has the right.

As she should, good sir.

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