Seriously, WTF happened to Little Teddy Duchamp?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I have been hearing rumblings of Corey Feldman going on the Today Show with his Angel Band and stinking the place up.  I had heard that he and his girls went into hiding after the backlash but then came back to the Today Show again, just a couple days ago.  I can't believe just how bad this really is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjM00ZTuiP4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmvFwE0KcCE

[3OctaveFart]

He is a boneless chicken breast who peaked at least 25 years ago. This is a cry for attention and/or help, obviously narcotics-aided.

[mikuthing01]

to cringy i cant watch it even though i want too

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Yeah but how in the world is he even able to get on the Today Show?  Twice!  I think this guy is blackmailing some folks or something.  He says he's not giving any names at this point.  Is this how he plans to get to the to-op? 

[ShayP]

to cringy i cant watch it even though i want too

I felt the same way.  Then out of self-loathing and boredom I clicked the second video.  Yes...terrible.  No...not the worst thing I ever seen.

[mikuthing01]

I felt the same way.  Then out of self-loathing and boredom I clicked the second video.  Yes...terrible.  No...not the worst thing I ever seen.

I watched the second vid for some reason i was expecting his band to be better. I wonder where he gets the money to pay these bimbos and why they even agree to do this shit he cant have that much money.

[ShayP]

I watched the second vid for some reason i was expecting his band to be better. I wonder where he gets the money to pay these bimbos and why they even agree to do this shit he cant have that much money.

LOL!  The exact same thoughts were in my mind.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I watched the second vid for some reason i was expecting his band to be better. I wonder where he gets the money to pay these bimbos and why they even agree to do this shit he cant have that much money.

I've been looking into this a bit and it looks like Corey takes these girls in (Corey's Angels).  I think they live with him.  I don't know if these girls are runaways or what?  This is a bit long, as they break down the video/song/Corey/Angels...but it is quite funny in places.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahz_RXGRJX0

[mikuthing01]

I think i found new stupid videos to keep me busy for a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-goRCN8uxU

[JesusJuice]

This is what happens when you're molested as a child.

[mikuthing01]

How is he pulling this shit off he cant have that much money left and hes a fucking manlet. How is he getting these girls they cant be runaways there is something else going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IU_WAUWrEU

[JesusJuice]

https://twitter.com/mileycyrus/status/778976682203975681

[whoozit]

He was touched by his sleepovers at Neverland.

[mikuthing01]

ok now it's beginning to make sense to me hes running an escort service lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_7lECwMsYA

[ShayP]

How is he pulling this shit off he cant have that much money left and hes a fucking manlet. How is he getting these girls they cant be runaways there is something else going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IU_WAUWrEU

ALS challenge.  Figures he's be part of such a useless internet meme.

[ShayP]

https://twitter.com/mileycyrus/status/778976682203975681

When you read through her tweet it's just is more entitlement/feel good about yourself bullshit. 

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

ok now it's beginning to make sense to me hes running an escort service lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_7lECwMsYA

With all due respect sir, STFU!  These are angels who Corey has taken in to help them follow their dreams.  It just happens to be a coincidence that there are no aspiring male models, actors, or musicians who could use a "hand up."  There are no chubby girls who have dreams either!    These girls probably don't have to work waiting tables or getting their ass slapped serving drinks.  They just stay with the Feldog as they wait to be discovered as the next movie star or pop singer.  I mean..look at this girl..she just screams "angel."

[Richard Groyper]

Corey is grabbing pussy w/ wings. I can respect that.

[JesusJuice]

With all due respect sir, STFU!  These are angels who Corey has taken in to help them follow their dreams.  It just happens to be a coincidence that there are no aspiring male models, actors, or musicians who could use a "hand up."  There are no chubby girls who have dreams either!    These girls probably don't have to work waiting tables or getting their ass slapped serving drinks.  They just stay with the Feldog as they wait to be discovered as the next movie star or pop singer.  I mean..look at this girl..she just screams "angel."

No fatties allowed in Corey's Angels.


http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/corey-feldman-explains-coreys-angels-938512



>The contract says they have to promise to maintain their weight, that they have to eat a meat-free diet?


>Well, I mean, yeah, there are certain rules that we have. That's what they based that contract on. The rule is, if you have an issue with your weight, and that is something that you're concerned with, and that is something that you want our help with, then we will help you, and we can advise you. And our plan is, don't eat meat, don't drink alcohol. That's a great way to get your weight down, because we know this.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

No fatties allowed in Corey's Angels.


http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/corey-feldman-explains-coreys-angels-938512



>The contract says they have to promise to maintain their weight, that they have to eat a meat-free diet?


>Well, I mean, yeah, there are certain rules that we have. That's what they based that contract on. The rule is, if you have an issue with your weight, and that is something that you're concerned with, and that is something that you want our help with, then we will help you, and we can advise you. And our plan is, don't eat meat, don't drink alcohol. That's a great way to get your weight down, because we know this.

A true paragon of altruism, little Teddy.  How do you suppose he got on to the Today Show twice?  I have heard dying cats under the Falk's ass  make a better sound. 

[mikuthing01]

So Feldman is speaking out against pedophilia and how it ruined his child hood and lead the other Corey to kill himself. Yet he continues to love Michael Jackson and rip off his dance moves so does this confirm that MJ never molested children?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

So Feldman is speaking out against pedophilia and how it ruined his child hood and lead the other Corey to kill himself. Yet he continues to love Michael Jackson and rip off his dance moves so does this confirm that MJ never molested children?

It appears that he is not just ripping off dance moves (badly, I might add), he appears to be trying to be MJ.  Maybe Jackson left this clown with some dough...how else would he be able to keep this harem? 

[ShayP]

It appears that he is not just ripping off dance moves (badly, I might add), he appears to be trying to be MJ.  Maybe Jackson left this clown with some dough...how else would he be able to keep this harem?

Hmmm...that is quite possible.