Anal bleaching...

Caruthers612 · January 13, 2009, 11:35:42 AM

So I was sitting here thinking about rectal thermometers, as you do, and naturally my thoughts turned to anal bleaching. Bein' honest now, by a show of 'ands, 'ow many of you have thought about having this done--or indeed done it? I 'fess, I've thought about it. I mean, I want Aurora Snow to be pleased and impressed with my uber personal hygiene an' that.

M

EvB · January 13, 2009, 01:56:01 PM

Err . . .Honestly? I've never heard of such a thing, but as someone who has used bleach on my head, I'd be be afraid, very afraid.

Frys Girl · January 13, 2009, 03:24:37 PM

Yea it's super dangerous sounding. Bleach near THOSE parts can't be good. I'd have to be drugged for that to happen.

EvB · January 13, 2009, 03:34:23 PM

OMG! I thought Mordred was kidding! (and he may well be about actually DOING this) but it is a REAL THING!

From Wikipedia (emphases mine)

QuoteAnal bleaching is the practice of bleaching the pigmentation of the skin of light-skinned people around the anus. It is used for cosmetic purposes. A cream is used containing around 20% hydroquinone (a suspected carcinogen banned by several countries)as an active ingredient.

Anal bleaching is a common practice in the pornography industry to enhance the appearance of this area.

Now, who thinks that this little "cosmetic" issue is worth cancer of the asshole? If you think that a little darkness around the bung is unattractive - imagine what a colostomy bag would be like.

Frys Girl · January 13, 2009, 03:57:55 PM

Quote from: EvB on January 13, 2009, 03:34:23 PM
is worth cancer of the asshole?

LOL. I saw the episode of Doc 90210 when the porno chick got it done. She was insane and surgery obsessed, so it didn't really help sell the procedure. Boob jobs on the other hand....give me give me.

Caruthers612 · January 14, 2009, 12:08:53 PM

Quote from: Frys Girl on January 13, 2009, 03:57:55 PM
LOL. I saw the episode of Doc 90210 when the porno chick got it done. She was insane and surgery obsessed, so it didn't really help sell the procedure. Boob jobs on the other hand....give me give me.

Yes, those porn starlets don't get those nice pink little arses just by going to church and volunteering at St. Irving's Shelter for Fallen Women. I hadn't heard about the cancer risk, but there's a risk associated with everything of value--including boob jobs. Fry's Girl! I'm surprised at you. Do you think men (well, the better men, like, oh, me for example) actually LIKE fake boobs? YUCK! Here's the deal. There's nothing wrong with being petite upstairs as long as you're petite downstairs; likewise, there is DEFINITELY nothing wrong with having a big round booty, as long as it's balanced out by something equally big and round up top. It's about proportionality, you see? ;-) If you're problem at the mo' is that you've got too much down below and not much up top, well, then, work your ass off--literally, just as I need to flatten out my belly. But please, neither for your sake, nor to impress other women, nor to attract men, go in for that barbaric procedure in which they stuff balloons inside your mammaries. Or at least move to Miami if you're going to. :-0

M, offering unsolicited advice

Frys Girl · January 15, 2009, 04:06:47 PM

Quote from: Mordred478 on January 14, 2009, 12:08:53 PM
Yes, those porn starlets don't get those nice pink little arses just by going to church and volunteering at St. Irving's Shelter for Fallen Women. I hadn't heard about the cancer risk, but there's a risk associated with everything of value--including boob jobs. Fry's Girl! I'm surprised at you. Do you think men (well, the better men, like, oh, me for example) actually LIKE fake boobs? YUCK! Here's the deal. There's nothing wrong with being petite upstairs as long as you're petite downstairs; likewise, there is DEFINITELY nothing wrong with having a big round booty, as long as it's balanced out by something equally big and round up top. It's about proportionality, you see? ;-) If you're problem at the mo' is that you've got too much down below and not much up top, well, then, work your ass off--literally, just as I need to flatten out my belly. But please, neither for your sake, nor to impress other women, nor to attract men, go in for that barbaric procedure in which they stuff balloons inside your mammaries. Or at least move to Miami if you're going to. :-0

M, offering unsolicited advice

I appreciate your advice M man. I love you. However, I'm not intending to do this surgery for a man. I like the way good, fake, squishy tits look. It's a personal dream. I am also a major chicken shit when it comes to blood. I've done the "pre-op" appointment 2 times now.

Pirate King Atomsk · January 15, 2009, 11:25:46 PM

Frys Girl · January 16, 2009, 07:30:06 AM

Just nod your head and smile damn it.

Pirate King Atomsk · January 16, 2009, 03:32:28 PM

Quote from: Frys Girl on January 16, 2009, 07:30:06 AM
Just nod your head and smile damn it.

I guess I should have just avoided the topic cause it plainly stated 'Anal Bleaching", but at first I assumed it was metaphorical or something. Well, that's what I get for assuming. o_o

MV/Liberace! · January 17, 2009, 06:42:52 AM

WOW... i'm away for a few days, and the whole place goes white-asshole on me.

Caruthers612 · January 17, 2009, 08:33:31 AM

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on January 17, 2009, 06:42:52 AM
WOW... i'm away for a few days, and the whole place goes white-asshole on me.

That's pink asshole to you. I'm the only white asshole here.

M

Caruthers612 · January 17, 2009, 08:36:23 AM

QuoteNow, who thinks that this little "cosmetic" issue is worth cancer of the asshole? If you think that a little darkness around the bung is unattractive - imagine what a colostomy bag would be like.

That depends. Does Sanrio make a Hello Kitty colostomy bag?

M

Caruthers612 · January 17, 2009, 01:03:09 PM

I keep searching for a close-up of Aurora's pink entrance to paradise, as I know you've all been waiting with 'nads a-clenched for it. I hain't found the close-up yet, not in a still photo, but here's one to tide you over.

M,

****ADMIN NOTE****
PLEASE no porn. the TOS is very clear on this.

moop · January 18, 2009, 04:00:44 AM

A thread about anal bleaching on the George Noory Sucks board. Syncronicity at it's finest!

MV/Liberace! · January 18, 2009, 07:19:35 AM

Quote from: moop on January 18, 2009, 04:00:44 AM
A thread about anal bleaching on the George Noory Sucks board. Syncronicity at it's finest!

haha... well, we do what we can.

Sybil · January 20, 2009, 01:59:17 AM

Quote from: Mordred478 on January 13, 2009, 11:35:42 AM
So I was sitting here thinking about rectal thermometers, as you do, and naturally my thoughts turned to anal bleaching. Bein' honest now, by a show of 'ands, 'ow many of you have thought about having this done--or indeed done it? I 'fess, I've thought about it. I mean, I want Aurora Snow to be pleased and impressed with my uber personal hygiene an' that.

M

Everyone thinks that my starfish is just fine, so I think I'm pretty sure I'm going to keep skipping that treatment at the day spa. Besides, I hear Olga's not all that gentle.Owwwweeeeeee!!!!!