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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 11, 2015, 11:13:40 PM




mikuthing01

Quote from: JesusJuice on May 06, 2016, 10:50:31 PM

Yes. I was circumcised in the fourth grade.

I failed penis inspection day as well they had a rabbi come in and bite the tip off muh shmeckle


doctor weird

Quote from: Juan Cena on May 06, 2016, 10:50:49 PM
Queen would do an awesome Freebird cover if Freddie Mercury was alive.

Mercury is the lead singer of my fantasy band. simply the best ever

and if he wasn't available, Chris Cornell would do juuust fine lol

Quote from: JesusJuice on May 06, 2016, 10:52:18 PM

Yes. Dr. Diamond. He was a Jew.

It was all a conspiracy to control the world.

Quote from: Darth Sandra on May 06, 2016, 10:42:08 PM
Why else do you think I'm Queen?

You are more like a Queef.

Disgusting and gross.


albrecht

Quote from: Darth Sandra on May 06, 2016, 10:54:39 PM
It was all a conspiracy to control the world.
LIBOR, BCCI, etc etc. deal with the REAL stuff.

Quote from: Teh PeNgu1n oF dOOm on May 06, 2016, 10:56:30 PM
You are more like a Queef.

Disgusting and gross.

Serenade me with your guitar! Even Hoagie was embarrassed for you.



Quote from: Darth Sandra on May 06, 2016, 10:57:36 PM
Serenade me with your guitar! Even Hoagie was embarrassed for you.

No thanks.  I wouldn't be around your diseased corpse even if I had the Pick of Destiny.

norland2424

Quote from: Teh PeNgu1n oF dOOm on May 06, 2016, 10:56:30 PM
You are more like a Queef.

Disgusting and gross.

have you ever even been around a wet vagina? your lubed uped asshole doesn't count




Quote from: norland2424 on May 06, 2016, 10:58:53 PM
have you ever even been around a wet vagina? your lubed uped asshole doesn't count

this is the level of discourse?

degenerates will be purged

Heretics will be shown no mercy

norland2424

Quote from: Teh PeNgu1n oF dOOm on May 06, 2016, 11:01:08 PM
this is the level of discourse?

degenerates will be purged

Heretics will be shown no mercy

so ill take that as a no, i do hope those Muslims that are butt fucking you are at least using condoms

albrecht

Quote from: norland2424 on May 06, 2016, 10:58:53 PM
have you ever even been around a wet vagina? your lubed uped asshole doesn't count
It is weird that, people I presumed, older or regular people? Weird? Why not investigate or find data and post it and ignore deadbeats or flamers (or whatever the names are now?)
"google" this:
LIBOR, BCCI, etc etc. deal with the REAL stuff.


Quote from: Teh PeNgu1n oF dOOm on May 06, 2016, 10:58:44 PM
No thanks.  I wouldn't be around your diseased corpse even if I had the Pick of Destiny.

I think Courtney is better at playing guitar than you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-xUwDARVb4


JesusJuice

You guys will do anything to get out of talking about Heather's show. I hope Art is reading all of this.

Quote from: JesusJuice on May 06, 2016, 11:03:11 PM
You guys will do anything to get out of talking about Heather's show. I hope Art is reading all of this.

He tried it once. Wound up in the hospital.

Quote from: norland2424 on May 06, 2016, 11:02:09 PM
so ill take that as a no, i do hope those Muslims that are butt fucking you are at least using condoms

Me too. I wouldn't want them to get aids. :(

Quote from: norland2424 on May 06, 2016, 11:02:09 PM
so ill take that as a no, i do hope those Muslims that are butt fucking you are at least using condoms

Queefing usually is the result of below average penis size as air fills the vaginal cavity due to no seal.

So in other words, you must hear a lot of queefing.

norland confirmed for micropenis!


mikuthing01

Jesus warned us of Usury and the Jews

Quote from: norland2424 on May 06, 2016, 11:02:09 PM
so ill take that as a no, i do hope those Muslims that are butt fucking you are at least using condoms

MICROPENIS2424 MICROPENIS2424 MICROPENIS2424 MICROPENIS2424

Quote from: doctor weird on May 06, 2016, 11:04:43 PM
ill raise u one sweetheart  ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McIxMlOXbS0

Southern Rock confirms the existence of Satan. Only a world with evil could that awful music exist in! ;)

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