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Started by Falkie2013, December 11, 2015, 11:13:40 PM

Catsmile

"What is causing autism?"

"Everything is causing autism."


Quote from: ShayP on May 03, 2016, 10:11:30 PM
I'm puzzled.  Heather announced that the guest had three children with "issues."  The guest stated that only one child had autism and skirted around the other two.  Something seems wrong here.  Is it me?

Intriguing Dr. ShayP. What is your diagnosis?

Quote from: bigchucka on May 03, 2016, 10:08:39 PM
He switched guests tonight

Fucking Craig Hulet?  Really?  I guess talking about politics except Noory never says he talks politics.  ::)

Now I'm pissed.  What a fucking lousy night.

ShayP

Quote from: trostol on May 03, 2016, 10:11:14 PM
you really need to get out more lol

I do!  Maybe YOU should my brutha! LOL!  Is that from TV or what?

superfan

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 03, 2016, 10:10:54 PM
The numbers were stated for males and females. 1/42 for males 1/189 for females. I am assuming that your 1/88 number is a combination of the two.

T'aint my number pilgrim.Read the post-US Gov Stats.

zeebo

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on May 03, 2016, 10:07:13 PM
In honor of the guest and her sterling credentials, we should all address ourselves as Dr.

What say you Dr. ShayP, Dr. Zeebo, Dr. Juan Cena, Dr. Dr. MD. MD. ?

Ok but I prefer Sir Dr. Zeebo.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on May 03, 2016, 10:09:44 PM
Dr. Taco Bell, Gastroenterology.

I need 10 cc of hot sauce and push with Ringer's lactate. STAT!  :P

superfan

Well New Jersey is a write off anyways...

Taco Bell

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on May 03, 2016, 10:12:02 PM
Intriguing Dr. ShayP. What is your diagnosis?

I'd say she's making shit up to collect government checks.

And sell books.

trostol

Quote from: ShayP on May 03, 2016, 10:12:30 PM
I do!  Maybe YOU should my brutha! LOL!  Is that from TV or what?

orphan was a movie lol

Queen is above doctor so I am sticking with my royalness. My royal decree says that autism is caused by the reptilians.

Quote from: Taco Bell on May 03, 2016, 10:13:35 PM
I'd say she's making shit up to collect government checks.

And sell books.

We've been out-doctored by this doctor.

superfan

Lets discuss the Australian Westall UFO landing in 1966-200 school kids up close to the aliens;a few dissapeared-expertly covered up by the US!!! (in Australia(. Autism is too tough!)

Dyna-X

Figured I'd listen in just to hear if things had improved...and now the show sounds like one of those health related shows that airs at 5 am on Sundays that puts you back to sleep until you get up at 8 , lol.

TigerLily

I like the David Jacobs theory that autism = hubrids

GravitySucks

Quote from: superfan on May 03, 2016, 10:12:52 PM
T'aint my number pilgrim.Read the post-US Gov Stats.

Here are the numbers she was quoting.

norland2424

Quote from: Darth Sandra on May 03, 2016, 10:14:58 PM
Queen is above doctor so I am sticking with my royalness. My royal decree says that autism is caused by the reptilians.

They also commit false flags and end up locking up herion adicts in group homes in Seattle.

Quote from: TigerLily on May 03, 2016, 10:07:52 PM
You are a true Classic, 21

Thanks, TigerLily.   :D ;) You're pretty classic yourself!!  ;)

Guess you are having a great night with the Bernie win.  I hope he kicks Hillary's ass.  Talk about a screwed-up system.  Super-delegates are disenfranchising the voters.

akwilly

As Dr. Willy I believe autism is caused by reading to children when they are to young to grasp the story.

Robert

They're abusing the term "epigenetics".  That word is not supposed to cover all influences of environment on the action of genes.

Quote from: norland2424 on May 03, 2016, 10:16:25 PM
They also commit false flags and end up locking up herion adicts in group homes in Seattle.


Taco Bell

Could autism be nature's way of saying stop having kids because the gene pool is fucked and we're all circling the toilet slowly?

ShayP

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on May 03, 2016, 10:12:02 PM
Intriguing Dr. ShayP. What is your diagnosis?

Well Dr. Mind Flayer Monk, my esteemed colleague, I must say, I suspect that the guest is using the 2 non-autistic children as vessels to absorb her frustration caring for their sibling.  Rather than focus on one child  with the specific need, it may be easier to normalize that said child by bringing the others to that level thus managing each equally and unfairly. 

GravitySucks

Quote from: superfan on May 03, 2016, 10:15:43 PM
Lets discuss the Australian Westall UFO landing in 1966-200 school kids up close to the aliens;a few dissapeared-expertly covered up by the US!!! (in Australia(. Autism is too tough!)

How does the US cover up something that happened in Australia?  Secret operatives disguised as wallabys?

Quote from: Taco Bell on May 03, 2016, 10:18:54 PM
Could autism be nature's way of saying stop having kids because the gene pool is fucked and we're all circling the toilet slowly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJo0MT3wDBs

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Robert on May 03, 2016, 10:17:29 PM
They're abusing the term "epigenetics".  That word is not supposed to cover all influences of environment on the action of genes.

Yeah, shouldn't it mean only those environmental influences that have caused actual genetic adaptations?  ???

=Schlyder=

Well Doctors.. I am out until Hoagie.  I have rounds. ;)

ShayP

She just said "...sending IT to IT's room."  :o

Dyna-X

Quote from: norland2424 on May 03, 2016, 10:16:25 PM
They also commit false flags and end up locking up herion adicts in group homes in Seattle.

New name for Bellgab. "The Group Home"

ShayP

Quote from: Schlyder7 on May 03, 2016, 10:19:54 PM
Well Doctors.. I am out until Hoagie.  I have rounds. ;)

Be well! Cheers!

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