Midnight In The Desert

[TigerLily]

Sadly, no one ever seems to get the Bigfoot story right. However, tonight I'm going to reveal the real truth about the Bigfoot phenomenon that will really tie everything together and finally make it understandable; and it's even more unbelievable than it just being a cryptid.

The truth is that they are really Wookies and they really are from another galaxy far, far away AND a long time ago. They've not only mastered intergalactic space travel but can also travel through time and back too. Not only that but George Lucas actually met one when he went for a walk while he was tripping on mushrooms. This is significant only in that we cannot communicate with them other than psychically and the chemical DMT allows this to happen if both beings are open enough. Otherwise, the creature really does just sound like the grunts and groans that Chewbacca makes in the movies. Ever notice how everyone in Star Wars can just inherently understand Chewbacca or even R2-D2's bleeps, bloops and whistles? I'll say no more and leave it to you to draw your own conclusions.

Anyway, Lucas was struggling about what to do after American Graffiti and was facing some major writer's block about it. A friend had given him a bunch of magic mushrooms earlier that year and, in desperation, he took them and then decided to go for a long walk in the woods while they came on. It was then that he met the actual Chewbacca who basically recounted what was the tale of Star Wars to him. Well, the first trilogy anyway. That second train wreck was all Lucas. Anyway, when Chewbacca finished his tale Lucas thanked him and gave him a hug and then rushed back to his place to banged out what he could remember, still reeling from the mushrooms and the experience. Anyway, this is why people will probably never be able to catch one. Do you really think that Chewbacca would come quietly? 

Finally. Full disclosure has been achieved. Thank you, Doctor MD. Maybe we can lure them out with barbecue, sodas and pie

[SciFiAuthor]

Especially the Japs. And, also maybe Hollywood.

And ... SeaWorld.

[Dr. MD MD]

Finally. Full disclosure has been achieved. Thank you, Doctor MD. Maybe we can lure them out with barbecue, sodas and pie

Maybe a stormtrooper on a spit...maybe... 

[albrecht]

And ... SeaWorld.

No, not them. They run commercials all the time on Sunday news programs and other low-rated programs like on CNN about how they help them and letting animals out into the wild will really hurt them, but still are stopping wild-catching. 

[doctor weird]

Does Howdy Doodie have wooden balls?

lol. I need to change my username to 'muf dvr'

[SciFiAuthor]

Heather's only been interested in Ufology for ten years?

[TigerLily]

Heather's only been interested in Ufology for ten years?

Dilettante

[trostol]

i have oddly..heard of little of sightings in PA

[albrecht]

Dilettante

I haven't known her age or background, except my comments that Gravity Sucks mentioned, but I do think she is young and not sure about her education, work experience, travels, etc. Not saying that is bad, necessarily, but it shows up. Just my opinion. I wish her well but don't listen unless there is a guest that I know can "take over."

[zeebo]

Dilettante

Oooh, that kinda sounds like an insult ... if I knew what that meant.   

[trostol]

I haven't known her age or background, except my comments that Gravity Sucks mentioned, but I do think she is young and not sure about her education, work experience, travels, etc. Not saying that is bad, necessarily, but it shows up. Just my opinion. I wish her well but don't listen unless there is a guest that I know can "take over."

she is not ..quite young

[trostol]

she doesn't know about Iron Mountain

[OldTimeRadio]

As a long time Art Bell listener, Heather just impressed the shit out of me.  A caller called in and starting talking about "mantis" something-or-other, I dunno.  I have no idea.

Anyway, Heather jumps in and corrects him, saying that she was doing a show with Linda Moulton Howe a few weeks/months ago which covered "mantis type" and that they worked for the Grays.  Or, again, some shit.  I have no idea.  It's all crazy and it's always been crazy.  That's why I listen to it.

But she's got her mythos down.  She's paying attention.  This is 100x better than Snoory could ever do.

That's all.

[trostol]

https://youtu.be/aCqpPvCvj9A

[TigerLily]

she is not ..quite young

Somewhere between milf and cougar

[RadioWithPictures]

I like how this guest doesn't let Heather speak too much.

[akwilly]

Somewhere between milf and cougar

a good place to be

[Dr. MD MD]

Somewhere between milf and cougar

A mougar? 

[SciFiAuthor]

she is not ..quite young

I think she's my age ... you're picking on me again.

[Dr. MD MD]

Oooh, that kinda sounds like an insult ... if I knew what that meant.   

Amateurish dabbler 

[TigerLily]

I think she's my age ... you're picking on me again.

Fabulous Forty

[trostol]

I think she's my age ... you're picking on me again.

it is not always about YOU

[SciFiAuthor]

it is not always about YOU

Pffft.

[trostol]

Pffft.

i just went from your second in a duel to being the other spy...man..sheesh

[SciFiAuthor]

i just went from your second in a duel to being the other spy...man..sheesh

I do appreciate the second offer lol.

[akwilly]

Juan?

[zeebo]

Heather does her best when she just forgets herself and dives into the topic.  This is actually kinda fun tonite.

[scentless]

Wow. My first post. I'm giving her a really good chance but wow, I miss Art. I'll keep trying.

[SciFiAuthor]

Wow. My first post. I'm giving her a really good chance but wow, I miss Art. I'll keep trying.

Welcome to Bellgab, post often.

[TigerLily]

Wow. My first post. I'm giving her a really good chance but wow, I miss Art. I'll keep trying.

Welcome. And I feel your pain