Midnight In The Desert

[GravitySucks]

I liked your last avatar from the chickening better

[albrecht]

ya I'd like to hook up with a gal on that site. I could make her a romantical dinner of freeze dried pot roast and she wouldn't make a fuss about letting me lock her in the basement.

I looked at it all the wrong way. And now I think I'm more scared, not laughing about it. Jeez, as Norry, might say. I never considered that it could be used to lure some victim to a serial killer type scenario. Wow. I was just laughing at who the hell would use it and if paranoid why would one join to some global data-mining site!

[analog kid]

ya I'd like to hook up with a gal on that site. I could make her a romantical dinner of freeze dried pot roast and she wouldn't make a fuss about letting me lock her in the basement.

The kind of woman who'd be into occupying a federal building on a wildlife refuge.

[akwilly]

The kind of woman who'd be into occupying a federal building on a wildlife refuge.

I have considered becoming a morman or maybe a Jehovah's witness so I can get with girls that would be a servant to me but the dating site would serve the same purpose. I mean if you can convince a girl that the gov wants to do them harm and you are the only other person that knows it then she would make a perfect partner. It would also be cheaper because most of the morman girls I know aren't poor and enjoy nice things.

[albrecht]

I have considered becoming a morman or maybe a Jehovah's witness so I can get with girls that would be a servant to me but the dating site would serve the same purpose. I mean if you can convince a girl that the gov wants to do them harm and you are the only other person that knows it then she would make a perfect partner. It would also be cheaper because most of the morman girls I know aren't poor and enjoy nice things.

If you don't have an ad-blocker you can often find Muslim, Asian, and Russian women (depending on the thread) who will be your obedient wife advertised on this site. I'm sure it would work out well. They always do, per State Dept regulations about citizenship at least.

[analog kid]

If you don't have an ad-blocker you can often find Muslim, Asian, and Russian women (depending on the thread) who will be your obedient wife advertised on this site. I'm sure it would work out well. They always do, per State Dept regulations about citizenship at least.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRNBoNfrMMQ

(This video might give you nightmares)

[Roswells, Art]

I have considered becoming a morman or maybe a Jehovah's witness so I can get with girls that would be a servant to me but the dating site would serve the same purpose. I mean if you can convince a girl that the gov wants to do them harm and you are the only other person that knows it then she would make a perfect partner. It would also be cheaper because most of the morman girls I know aren't poor and enjoy nice things.

/Lego

[GravitySucks]

If you don't have an ad-blocker you can often find Muslim, Asian, and Russian women (depending on the thread) who will be your obedient wife advertised on this site. I'm sure it would work out well. They always do, per State Dept regulations about citizenship at least.

Damn you all to hell albrecht. I hadn't gotten one of those in months...

[Chronaut]

You'll have to ask Chronaut. They're engaged.

That's right:  hands off boys.  You don't want me to recite the prayer to Crom - there's no turning back after that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5K3AKl5qpc

Now they have conspiracydate. That must really be interesting. Building relationships on mistrust.

Haha - so true.  Sounds like a new curse:  "May you have an interesting relationship."

Btw - really wishing we had a science forum today so we could go "full geek" about the gravitational wave detection announced today.  Two black holes collide over a billion light-years away, and we pick that up with a pair of laser beams situated on opposite ends of the country:  Bravo, you nerdy bastards, Bravo.

[albrecht]

Damn you all to hell albrecht. I hadn't gotten one of those in months...

Geez, as Norry might say, I don't want to know what games, searches, or threads you've been on!   

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Getting weird up in here. Bellgab is back!

[analog kid]

Are you cointelpro? Are you? Are you? etc.

[MikeJ]

Any opinion on it - ??

It should be " an overwhelming number of compliments". A large amount of something is used when the subject is a singular unit such as a large amount of money or a large amount of snow.

[akwilly]

If you don't have an ad-blocker you can often find Muslim, Asian, and Russian women (depending on the thread) who will be your obedient wife advertised on this site. I'm sure it would work out well. They always do, per State Dept regulations about citizenship at least.

I have hooked up with a few Russian girls that work up here in the summer. They are the most beautiful girls in the world but they are also the most coldhearted, meanest, slit your throat in the middle of the night species on the planet!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

That's right:  hands off boys.  You don't want me to recite the prayer to Crom - there's no turning back after that

You know that weapon Conan is using is called a bardiche (pronounced bar-dick).

[akwilly]

The kind of woman who'd be into occupying a federal building on a wildlife refuge.

yes I like animal lovers.

[Richard Groyper]

yes I like animal lovers.

Manimal?

[albrecht]

I have hooked up with a few Russian girls that work up here in the summer. They are the most beautiful girls in the world but they are also the most coldhearted, meanest, slit your throat in the middle of the night species on the planet!

At least you know! Many don't! Some are good, I won't say. But look at the country. I knew some and they would tell me customs/sayings and superstitions like "beat your wife everyday- if you don't why she will." Heard from the WOMEN such sayings, and other such crazy stuff. Most weird but less violent like about how many people can drink a bottle of vodka once opened, not looking in mirrors, having the sit down if you return to your room after leaving, etc. The men, you never want to do business with them. So corrupt and crazy.
ps: though they are great hires for secretaries etc. Sexist comment. Yes, but often highly educated, and have to go to Europe to get decent work, and will be nice to customers etc. And appealing to clients etc. But never trust. Hey, a different culture. European countries allow your CV to have pictures, martial status, age, etc, and they know what they do.

[Juan Cena]

The show also has "ads as content" in which a few minutes of time that used to be show is used by Noory to pitch for paranormal dating and the like. This doesn't even count guests that are just ads.

Especially when Dave admits his guest's company is an advertiser on the program.

[Juan Cena]

No vegan Satanists?

You would think that there would be, Considering Cain was the one who brought the veggies as an offering to God, while Abel brought the meat of a choice animal (which God selected).

[Juan Cena]

ya I'd like to hook up with a gal on that site. I could make her a romantical dinner of freeze dried pot roast and she wouldn't make a fuss about letting me lock her in the basement.

Would you make her rub the lotion on her skin, or would you just chain her up and ritually slaughter her while listening to Enya?

[analog kid]

At least you know! Many don't! Some are good, I won't say. But look at the country. I knew some and they would tell me customs/sayings and superstitions like "beat your wife everyday- if you don't why she will." Heard from the WOMEN such sayings, and other such crazy stuff. Most weird but less violent like about how many people can drink a bottle of vodka once opened, not looking in mirrors, having the sit down if you return to your room after leaving, etc. The men, you never want to do business with them. So corrupt and crazy.
ps: though they are great hires for secretaries etc. Sexist comment. Yes, but often highly educated, and have to go to Europe to get decent work, and will be nice to customers etc. And appealing to clients etc. But never trust. Hey, a different culture. European countries allow your CV to have pictures, martial status, age, etc, and they know what they do.

From what I've heard, over there if you don't drink their vodka when you're eating in their home you insult them. You're supposed to drink it like water at every meal.

[akwilly]

Would you make her rub the lotion on her skin, or would you just chain her up and ritually slaughter her while listening to Enya?

I enjoy a nice glass of wine in the tub while listening to Enya and burning an ear candle. And no I wouldn't want her to put lotion on. She would become to slippery if I need to catch her.

[Richard Groyper]

I hear a lot of audio popping.

[Juan Cena]

I enjoy a nice glass of wine in the tub while listening to Enya and burning an ear candle. And no I wouldn't want her to put lotion on. She would become to slippery if I need to catch her.

That's why you keep her in a pit.

[Juan Cena]

Oh goody, Heather is giving Bernie oral on the air.

[albrecht]

From what I've heard, over there if you don't drink their vodka when you're eating in their home you insult them. You're supposed to drink it like water at every meal.

Not just over there. It depends on the situation and men more than everyone with regard to vodka. But there are also odd situations and proverbs (some of which I've mentioned.) I want to say that one is that if a bottle is opened it must be finished. And also no more than 3 on a bottle. But, as you say, in the dinner type deal, they do have 'stuff' to eat while taking shots, so not as bad as you think. (Once you have your tolerance up.) Some Asians are just as bad with the toasting/shot stuff protocol.

[Richard Groyper]

Moar war! MOAR!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

New Hampshire isn't racially diverse?

[ge30542]

Is she better today than she was yesterday?
Will she be even better tomorrow?