Midnight In The Desert

[malachi.martini]

I thought it was wonderful that the great malachi.martini took the time to highlight Heather's fantastic bone structure. She was obviously quite blessed in life's genetic lottery.

Lest I incur the wrath of a seasoned snorcerer of the dark arts, let it be known, that haphazard facsimile is not my handiwork. Kindly direct all cage rattling magicks and e-chivalry accordingly.

:^)

[theONE]

Lest I incur the wrath of a seasoned snorcerer of the dark arts, let it be known, that haphazard facsimile is not my handiwork. Kindly direct all cage rattling magicks and  e-chivalry accordingly.

:^)

paging BellBoy - paging BellBoy - paging ....

[Ciardelo]

You people keep posting rymes,
Impugning of some crimes,
Of a girl named Heather,
Wearer of coats of leather,
Who will be on the air forever.

So you haters can suck it,
Keep bringing your shit by the bucket,
You bleat and bleat like lost sheep.
You go days and nights without sleep,
Dave still sucks and you still weep.

[K_Dubb]

I've heard vigorous sounds of clacking
wondering what was that.... it was so disgusting
and I heard voice of Heather on the phone
and on the other line were old lonely man, frantically "cock wacking"

Four lines with a single, tortured, misspelled rhyme!  Mongolian verse (of which I take this to be an example) is unusually parsimonious.

[theONE]

You people keep posting rymes,
Impugning of some crimes,
Of a girl named Heather,
Wearer of coats of leather,
Who will be on the air forever.

So you haters can suck it,
Keep bringing your shit by the bucket,
You bleat and bleat like lost sheep.
You go days and nights without sleep,
Dave still sucks and you still weep.

Ciardelo , this is George's N. penis, show yours WhiteKNIGHT
Heather already made her choice after seeing it...last night

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Maybe those are just really small hands? Did anyone ever think of that?

[ziznak]

Ciardelo , this is George's N. penis, show yours WhiteKNIGHT
Heather already made her choice after seeing it...last night

yummy geoduck

[theONE]

Four lines with a single, tortured, misspelled rhyme!  Mongolian verse (of which I take this to be an example) is unusually parsimonious.

yes, this is Mongolian style rhyming.....
get over it ,

P/S ...Genius = Please post fixed version - Thanks

[Chronaut]

James Clarkson tonight...he was on just a few weeks ago, Dec 28, 2015

http://midnightinthedesert.com/

[theONE]

Maybe those are just really small hands? Did anyone ever think of that?

No . no . George -- has large hands

[Ciardelo]

Ciardelo , this is George's N. penis, show yours WhiteKNIGHT
Heather already made her choice after seeing it...last night

We see theONE can't ryme,
We see theONE can't roll,
We see theONE can't troll,
We see theONE proven to be a cuck,
Posting lame pictures of a geoduck.

[theONE]

Will the 40 years old -prune- be on air tonight
or will she call in sick...of our posts, hehe ,

[Ciardelo]

Lame poster comes,
To BellGab wanting crumbs,
He has desires on a prune,
He so badly wants some poon,
But George won't even swoon.

-GNS

[theONE]

The 40 years old -prune- is getting older by the minute, just so you know...Art
Getting better....by the minute, - nooo,

-HWS

[Dateline]

You realize that a phone sexer is paid by the minute.  They want to keep their clientele on the phone as long a possible to increase their income.  Therefore, HW probably developed this "one of the best voices on the air" to perform phone sex.  That was her background and her training.

I maintain an internal giggle everytime I hear Art compliment her voice and think of her training ground. MITD has been reduced to this. 

[K_Dubb]

yes, this is Mongolian style rhyming.....
get over it ,

P/S ...Genius = Please post fixed version - Thanks

Well, preserving as much of your effort as I can, I offer:

From out of the din of hens clacking
On deaths where mortality's lacking,
Arose a clamor disgusting:
Gerontological thrusting,
And mouth-breathers fervently whacking.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

You realize that a phone sexer is paid by the minute.  They want to keep their clientele on the phone as long a possible to increase their income.  Therefore, HW probably developed this "one of the best voices on the air" to perform phone sex.  That was her background and her training.

I maintain an internal giggle everytime I hear Art compliment her voice and think of her training ground. MITD has been reduced to this.

Seconded. I also wonder if that's why she keeps boring callers on the line so long. But yeah Art being such a mark for her and her voice is hilarious. Also gives a humorous perspective on their daily phone calls.

[theONE]

You realize that a phone sexer is paid by the minute.  They want to keep their clientele on the phone as long a possible to increase their income.  Therefore, HW probably developed this "one of the best voices on the air" to perform phone sex.  That was her background and her training.

I maintain an internal giggle everytime I hear Art compliment her voice and think of her training ground. MITD has been reduced to this.

Is,  40 years old -prune-  ..... Heather's new nick name ??

[Dateline]

I heard Norry attempted a HW on the phone.  Results: A dial tone.

Still, he called back got another dial tone.

This continued until the person feeling sorry for him answered the phone.  Norry gave up on the HW and and tried to make the only telephone conversation he knew otherwise.  "Jibberish. . . and you know it is .15c a day.  It has always been that price, and we will keep it that price until the Men Walk on Mars." 

The person on the other phone:  "You have a deal, can't beat .15c a day."  Start talking.

[maureen]

There once was an internet forum
Which refused all sense of decorum.
Repetitious in their tripe,
Ugly trolls showed their stripe,
And the nice wits never made quorum.

[theONE]

Well, preserving as much of your effort as I can, I offer:

From out of the din of hens clacking
On deaths where mortality's lacking,
Arose a clamor disgusting:
Gerontological thrusting,
And mouth-breathers fervently whacking.

You fucking ruined my Mongolian drift.....fucker

I've heard vigorous sounds of clacking
wondering what was that.... it was so disgusting
and I heard voice of Heather on the phone
and on the other line were old lonely man,... frantically "cock wacking"

I asked you to fix my grammar [that sucks], not to reinvent the whole shit....useless scribe

[Ciardelo]

theONE keeps bleating over and over,
About prunes and yeats and such,
He just wants to gobble a bunch,,
He knows that George does suck,
But Dave will never give him a fuck.

-GNS

[theONE]

theONE keeps bleating over and over,
About prunes and yeats and such,
He just wants to gobble a bunch,,
He knows that George does suck,
But Dave will never give him a fuck.

-GNS

lame,..Very lame

btw,

HWS

[K_Dubb]

There once was an internet forum
Which refused all sense of decorum.
Repetitious in their tripe,
Ugly trolls showed their stripe,
And the nice wits never made quorum.

Brava!  Thanks for joining us in our wallow.

[Ciardelo]

ONE poster with how many handlers?

He seems to post incessantly,
He has many a personality,
He won't post honestly,
He must be meeting a bonus,
Pissing all over like Cronus

-GNS

[theONE]

Brava!  Thanks for joining us in our wallow.

You "wallow" is also your ... sorrow

and we are very glad to served it to you...miserable creatures you

[Ciardelo]

Poor theONE just wants a swallow,
But Dave remains quite shallow.

-GNS

[K_Dubb]

You "wallow" is also your ... sorrow

and we are very glad to served it to you...miserable creatures you

A native speaker of one of the Asian languages may certainly confuse that for a rhyme.

[K_Dubb]

ONE poster with how many handlers?

He seems to post incessantly,
He has many a personality,
He won't post honestly,
He must be meeting a bonus,
Pissing all over like Cronus

-GNS

I like your bold recasting of the form.  Almost a mini-sonnet.

[Ciardelo]

I like your bold recasting of the form.  Almost a mini-sonnet.

Ha! It's been very, very lame,
But it's been a little fun,
To see theONE's so overdone,
They post and post and post,
Wade's still better than Coast to Coast.


Bye kids, I'm just one individual poster,
I have real work to do. Play nice.

-GNS