Midnight In The Desert

[akwilly]

I feel bad for the folks that selected the word "man" as their cue to take a drink, man.

I don't own enough booze for that!

[Donald Noory]

oh boy Danny Bonaduchi, they must have gotten stoned together

[albrecht]

Why didn't the ancient Greeks and Romans see Rods?

I thought that is why the fasces was created, man? Symbol of Romans, and later Fascists,man. Bundle of RODS,man!!! Racists.

[pate]

YouTube is filled with video evidence of Rods:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFyDJS_tHCQ

I am convinced.  The video quality is indisputable, man.

[zeebo]

It's official, Heather's a pro - I haven't heard her bust up laughing at this goof yet.

[Juan Cena]

Al Gore had not invented the Internet yet.

Why didn't the space aliens give the Egyptians computer technology?

[superfan]

i know unless you make something up  like     hyper inter  dimensional  FIDGETS  that move in the 4th and 5th dimension   i'm telling you i read it somewhere or heard it somewhere or something

OK .I get it;this interview IS with MR Myxyzptlk(Supermans evil 5th dimensional pest),Man.Or ROD stewart man,OR Bad E man.
PLEASE HEATHER DUMP HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!(Send him to Snoory)

[Donald Noory]

Is they're racism in "rods?" Or at least in "rod theory?" He said they are of different colors and even some are more cuttlefish-like in method.

Only the rods that believe in "might is right."

[Ghost Nutter]

So rods don't  bite?

[superfan]

It's official, Heather's a pro - I haven't heard her bust up laughing at this goof yet.

He probably gave her some E
or a big rod,man
Of course i always trust somebody named jose,man

[Juan Cena]

So rods don't  bite?

But do they swallow?

[GravitySucks]

Why didn't the space aliens give the Egyptians computer technology?

General protection fault

[Richard Groyper]

Golden rod..rule. Oops.

[albrecht]

They are appearing where ever they appear! Man! He needs to replace Norry with his logic.

[akwilly]

Why didn't the space aliens give the Egyptians computer technology?

They did but the Egyptians stored them in the library of Alexander. The aliens should have given them fire extinguishers

[Juan Cena]

How many eyes does a rod have?

[superfan]

It's official, Heather's a pro - I haven't heard her bust up laughing at this goof yet.

SKY FISHING,man,yeh thats the ticket,then you "rock around the clock" man...he is actually saying this.
This guy is catching everything on tape man.

[albrecht]

Eureka?

[zeebo]

This dude is more entertaining than R. Morningstar.  It's like watching a wacky cartoon translated to audiobook.

[Juan Cena]

They did but the Egyptians stored them in the library of Alexander. The aliens should have given them fire extinguishers

See? The aliens really were racist!

[Robert]

Europhic!   

[Richard Groyper]

But do they swallow?

60% of the time, they swallow every time.

[popple]

Europhic!   

It's a great feeling, man.

[albrecht]

How many eyes does a rod have?

I don't know but I always bust some off in my truck on the way to go fishing. 

[Donald Noory]

I thought that is why the fasces was created, man? Symbol of Romans, and later Fascists,man. Bundle of RODS,man!!! Racists.

yeah they like Ancient Greece/Rome, in every closet is a fascist uniform

[Juan Cena]

So if there are flying Rods, are their flying holes in the sky as well?

[superfan]

This dude is more entertaining than R. Morningstar.  It's like watching a wacky cartoon translated to audiobook.

NON PROOF RANTING,man, does not a good paranormal show make.
Now we are into Ants,and Worms man.

[popple]

"What better way to invade us humans than disguising yourself as insects"

[zeebo]

We're being invaded (by elusive, invisible rods).  It's like a tsunami of empty space.

[popple]

"I am not a freaking hoaxer, man"