Midnight In The Desert

[paladin1991]

She's not. Lasha is the feminine one of the two.

https://youtu.be/jFCcROZueG0

[Yorkshire pud]

someone  please explain Falkie to me--i am not kidding.

Start at page one of the Falkie thread... Don't inhale and make sure all sharp objects are well outside arm's length in case you need to stab your eyes.

[paladin1991]

Wasn't this the couple that sent Heather a blender, or something? I recall them calling in to that show done in an aquarium with the apparent crocodile tears and nasal dripping?

You may be right.  Mr. and Mrs. Cuckling.  FM Cuckshed, Ok.

[LadyFish]

It's all fixed now so go get 'em! 

Yes, it’s all fixed. I’m re- subbed.

[K_Dubb]

Something/someone/anyone really needs to do something about the music.  Perhaps they should have Bellgab pick it out for them.

I think he said it's done by a friend of his, so not surprising they couldn't retool it all appropriately.  Would be kind of fun to record a few that at least paid tribute to the Art sound.  Don't know enough about pop music to classify it properly, but musicians would.

[Sean92008]

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/993843102149480448

Really?

I think that, if anyone could, it would be her! I mean, this is a woman whose shit does not stink.  She only feigns her humility and  puts out self-critical comments because that's how many manipulative people with NPD behave.

[albrecht]

I think they sent Heather a garment steamer.

Yes! That was it. A weird gift, especially for a witch (who now doesn't believe in magic.)

[paladin1991]

U need to be playing 'Panzer Lied' in the background while the tanks are rolling.

Boys.  there's always too many boys.  Dangerously enthusiastic.  It is always so.

https://youtu.be/8JDkdc246QQ

[SaucyRossy]

https://youtu.be/jFCcROZueG0

I almost choked on a grape seeing this.

[Roswells, Art]

A review of tonight's show from Heather's most loyal and biggest fans. Such sycophants they would smile and eat excrement if Heather told them to do so 
(I'm just being silly, I'm sure they are fine folks)

"The guest made several Mistates"

[Sean92008]

Oh, I'm with ya. Having worked in a little bit of media myself, I fully realize why they're called "bumpers." I talked to an engineer who was surprised that Art-era MITD was still using those other little audible signals to go/return from breaks.

I agree that in this application, it's more important that they match the mood or theme (and fill time) than be something you recognize.

While it gave time for engineers at stations to react and pot up the various things or turn things off, it also gave an opportunity for the listener to "tune in" to pay better attention to what was about to happen.  Then, when they invented the various tones that started or stopped automated machines a lot fewer errors were made which commercials running into the programming...

[Faustina]

Not to mention, when he gets sent money for his cats he spends it on stupid shit from the dollar store.

Also, not only did he ask for an Apple product when his mom was on her deathbed but after she died ran up her credit card that he stole out of her wallet and applied for another one in her name.

He's not a good person, and not the kind of appealing train wreck that Heather is.  I find Falkie incredibly off-putting and a waste of time. 

[Roswells, Art]

Start at page one of the Falkie thread... Don't inhale and make sure all sharp objects are well outside arm's length in case you need to stab your eyes.

That thread is so funny MV should charge for access to it while disallowing posting until it's read in its entirety.

[Rhucus]

It's fine as long as the rule (DO NOT OPEN THE OVEN DOOR UNTIL FINISHED) is adhered to. Very simple batter mix, very hot fat in the tray(s).. Serve with onion gravy or fill up with veg and meat and gravy, some eat them with sweet things. 

Love me some Yorkshire puds... I often dream of a pyramid of them, beef gravy running from the top

[AZZERAE]

With only the classiest royalty free music. I think I heard his themes once at a local gas station.

https://www.jamendo.com/start

Thanks! I heard some of the royalty free instrumentals at the break points - I meant, what did he say as his introductory line? Like Art would say "From the high desert..."

[ponyboysunset]

Really?

I think that, if anyone could, it would be her! I mean, this is a woman whose shit does not stink.  She only feigns her humility and  puts out self-critical comments because that's how many manipulative people with NPD behave.

Gets her more attention too. The poor me is very effective in this regards for them. They often use it when caught in their lies too.
#themoreyouknow
#betterthanwade

[SredniVashtar]

That looks like a really pleasant town. I had to google it.

You àre probably pronouncing it wrong, which gives me a chance to post this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vuNyzEa0gU8

[Ghost Nutter]

Dave said in his post that there will be changes..I hope cutting the show down to two hrs isn't among them

[Lilith]

I think they sent Heather a garment steamer.

It might have been half a garment steamer, not sure.

[DaveSchrader]

Ok my Children of the night...its time for a quick drive by message.

My wife is this many (Holding up 36 fingers)
I am this many (Holding up 50 toes)

I WILL be doing open lines when the systems are installed and running and I will not screen my calls as a tip of the hat to Art.

Music will change as time goes by.  The opening and closing themes are staying put, we will build our bumper library and add new, old and favorites plus custom.

I enjoy long walks off short piers, Twinkies, McRibs and like Whitney Houston, I do believe Children are our future, and that Crack is Whack.

I love dogs and mistrust cats but have 3 rescue cats that I am confident are plotting to kill and eat me one day.

Off to live a life now. Be back tonight. Play nice and no parties while I am gone and who is the wise guy that pooped in the bird bath?

DS

[Roswells, Art]

Leo Ashcraft fills everyone in on the truth..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eiTimeDdh0&feature=youtu.be

Hi Leo!

[DaveSchrader]

Dave said in his post that there will be changes..I hope cutting the show down to two hrs isn't among them

It is not. But I will no longer wear Daisy Duke cutoffs and cowboy boots while hosting the show.

[SredniVashtar]

That thread is so funny MV should charge for access to it while disallowing posting until it's read in it's entirety.

Go and stand in the corner and don't come out until you're sorry.

[Yorkshire pud]

someone  please explain Falkie to me--i am not kidding.

This is the short version...The video is priceless.

https://georgesenda.wordpress.com/2015/06/24/version-2-0-just-released/

[Jocko Johnson]

Hey All!
Welcome to the Etch of Sketch of life, we shook it, and started a bit from scratch and I am pleased that the over all feel is...

"Well he is better than drinking acid"



Reading through these pages for the last 4 days has been a treat, the hate, the love, the drama, did I mention the hate?

We are listening, and reading and hearing your concerns and platitudes, both equally important.  There will be changes, some you will love, some may take some getting used to, for all of us.

Let me give you all perspective on the task at hand, I will NEVER make everyone happy as is evident from posts here and on social media,
"He has a great Radio Voice and is such an engaging interviewer"   to  "His voice is boring and monotone. He talks too slow"  to  "He talks too fast."

My pace and meter will change, when you host a show and spend a whole hour talking, by yourself, I had to keep the energy up, talking a bit faster and higher is about transferring energy to an audience.  If I just spoke for an hour in a never changing monotone, slowly, you would have tuned out in hoards. Talking faster and with energy I was hoping to cover a lot, give some insights and keep the mood lighter and moving. 

Some will love, some will hate. Either way, I get to wake up next to the woman I love, surrounded by kids I adore and do a job that is my passion.  I hope you will continue to come along for the ride and understand, some nights will be better than others, but that is the way it is in every relationship.

I believe it was the great mind of Socrates that once said,

"You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have, The Facts of Life, The Facts of Life"

(or was that Alan Thicke? Socrates, Alan Thicke....both great thinkers and amazing TV Dads)

Onward and Upward BellGabbertonians! Tally Ho!
See ya in the Worm Hole.

And one last favor, ease up on Heather. Death is a difficult blow and we all react differently to it. Just because you may handle a situation one way, there is no need to believe that is a universal truth.  Lets leave the disdain for Heather behind and instead focus it where it belongs, on Alex Trebek.

The more you talk about her and let the hate fester like a cancer the more she continues to get your attention and no one should be the focus of continuing rage. The future is here...lets go get mini-donuts and look at clouds.

Your monotone, fast, slow talking, obnoxious, unfunny, warm hearted, lucky son of a bitch radio show host friend,

Dave
aka - Darkness in the Desert of True Crime Dave

Welcome!

Good job, I enjoyed the first show and sure that the ride we take will be full of ups and downs as well as twists and turns. You seem to be biting off a huge chunk 7-(8! Crime show) a wk. Just don't t burn out dude.

Hang in. Important that u have a good time, and it sounded like you did.
Dave,
Looking forward to a beautiful relationship. Remember this, we sometimes take a bite or two from our young, we don't devour them entirely, so protect yourself at all times!
Good luck Pally!

[weeberwubber]

It worked for me last night during the show.

It worked for me until it didn't, in that I was able to pay but I don't have access to the archives or wormhole. It was the exact same account I paid from in the past so everything should be good, but it isn't. Waiting a response after emailing Keef. Sucks because I want to hear the rest of last nights show. I subbed then went to sleep all comfy in the knowledge I would be able to download it this morning.

[chefist]

It is not. But I will no longer wear Daisy Duke cutoffs and cowboy boots while hosting the show.

Have you ever thought about an official Discord chat channel for the show? Maybe for premium members.

[Roswells, Art]

Go and stand in the corner and don't come out until you're sorry.

oops, haha

[ponyboysunset]

Ok my Children of the night...its time for a quick drive by message.

My wife is this many (Holding up 36 fingers)
I am this many (Holding up 50 toes)

I WILL be doing open lines when the systems are installed and running and I will not screen my calls as a tip of the hat to Art.

Music will change as time goes by.  The opening and closing themes are staying put, we will build our bumper library and add new, old and favorites plus custom.

I enjoy long walks off short piers, Twinkies, McRibs and like Whitney Houston, I do believe Children are our future, and that Crack is Whack.

I love dogs and mistrust cats but have 3 rescue cats that I am confident are plotting to kill and eat me one day.

Off to live a life now. Be back tonight. Play nice and no parties while I am gone and who is the wise guy that pooped in the bird bath?

DS

Damn how does your wife look so young? Wait never mind, tell her to get an account and talk to us. Whew now I am not old enough to have given birth to her and can join the Dave's got a hot wife team. Also it's a shame about your previous outfit choices. What's on deck now?
Also loving the True Crime Tuesdays. Listening to this week's and chick serial killers (shudders) scary.

And regarding Whitney, how do you feel about 'I wanna dance with somebody?"

[GravitySucks]

Ok my Children of the night...its time for a quick drive by message.

My wife is this many (Holding up 36 fingers)
I am this many (Holding up 50 toes)

I WILL be doing open lines when the systems are installed and running and I will not screen my calls as a tip of the hat to Art.

Music will change as time goes by.  The opening and closing themes are staying put, we will build our bumper library and add new, old and favorites plus custom.

I enjoy long walks off short piers, Twinkies, McRibs and like Whitney Houston, I do believe Children are our future, and that Crack is Whack.

I love dogs and mistrust cats but have 3 rescue cats that I am confident are plotting to kill and eat me one day.

Off to live a life now. Be back tonight. Play nice and no parties while I am gone and who is the wise guy that pooped in the bird bath?

DS

Is you wife happily married?

Asking for a friend.