Midnight In The Desert

[Dr. MD MD]

And Laura what? If you listen back to one of Chefist's Martinez tonight from last year, she says Hi to Chefist (He'll confirm it), but I'm sure she'd chat to him again if he has another podcast.

Why won't she be a guest host with you?! You're married, right? Unless she doesn't exist or something.

[IcicleTrepan]

Dave Schrader is another name that hasn't been thrown around much, but he's available as far as I know.

He does a podcast which is basically his darkness radio show, but it's called beyond the darkness.

[SredniVashtar]

And Laura what? If you listen back to one of Chefist's Martinez tonight from last year, she says Hi to Chefist (He'll confirm it), but I'm sure she'd chat to him again if he has another podcast.

Ah, but you admitted Laura was a lamb earlier. I didn't comment at the time (nothing you northerners do would surprise me) but fitting a sheep with a voicebox is a step too far.

[Juan]

If I were in his position, the opportunity to verbally bitch slap her complaining fans on the "air" would be a huge incentive to do the show.

But you have more finely honed social skills than Keith.

I suppose we need to record the dance party ourselves. Keith can't distribute the music, so he won’t post it in the archives.

[Dr. MD MD]

Ah, but you admitted Laura was a lamb earlier. I didn't comment at the time (nothing you northerners do would surprise me) but fitting a sheep with a voicebox is a step too far.

Pedophilia, beastiality...anything goes with you Brits! :

[chefist]

Stationary?  Not according to this "classic."

I remember a horrible bigfoot movie that I saw on TV in the 1970's...but can't remember the name of it...it wasn't this one...but this one is really bad too.

https://youtu.be/9ZYn1vc6v0c

If you go to 1:28:10 you'll hear the "bigfoot scream"...sounds almost the same as LMH's scream she gave to Art...I think they may have just taken it from this shitty movie...

Found it..."Curse of Bigfoot"...1975

[Yorkshire pud]

Why won't she be a guest host with you?! You're married, right? Unless she doesn't exist or something.

I have no idea if I'll be a guest host. If I'm asked I might be. PBS, Inglorious Bitch and Chefist have all spoken to her since we've been together, ask them if she exists. Now go and play with your Lego or something.

[ItsOver]

Did anyone go see if the Princeton eggs acted funny of Friday the 13th?

Tommee's on it.  Doc Wallet is back on again Monday, due to popular demand, so it may be awhile before Jorch gives an update

[Walks_At_Night]

I see you're going for an art house vibe with this. I'm just looking for a payday (looking at some land in the desert I want to buy) so I favour the popcorn flick. Lots of head-punching and broad humour. We can get Liam Neeson on a peach pie diet, so that should put him in the right sort of shape. I think Large Target's ultimate adversary ought to be that Mexican guy from Machete. Climactic final scene: knife fight on top of the Hacienda. Mexican dude just about to finish off LG when he trips over one of his cats and plunges to his death. Curtain.

Weak.  I know, but I have yard work to do

[GravitySucks]

I'd pay my entire allowance to hear that.

How much we talkin?

[dsz]

John B or Ross Mitchell would be my choice.  Iirc a looong time ago Ross guest hosted Coast.  That kind of voice really lends itself to the subject matter, especially in the wee hours when things go bump in the night.  However I doubt either one would be interested in hosting Keith’s show, they seem to be happy with what they’re doing.

I didn't know that. I was surprised Ross didn't jump on the deep voice guy hosting a paranormal/conspiracy radio show bandwagon. What kind of host was he? I assume since he lent his voice to Caravan for some time before Cumulus yanked him that he shared at least some of John B's attitudes, otherwise he wouldn't sign the show with his voice.

[MV/Liberace!]

He is more active on Twitter. I doubt he do it for a multitude of reasons, although he probably would be better off. Currently he is doing TV show scouting for haunted places, and selling vacation packages with himself. He is also on Podcast 1 which has a NO COMPETE clause. Although his show went from 5 days a week 3 hrs when he was on the radio in Minnesota to 5 nights a week 2 hrs on podcast 1, and now recently podcast 1 cut the show even more so it’s now only 3 shows a week and they are barely over an hour

People are signing no compete contracts to do an internet radio show? Jesus.

[Yorkshire pud]

People are signing no compete contracts to do an internet radio show? Jesus.

You have everyone here tied into an ad infinitum non compete clause with the caveat you have the right to covert their property and significant other.. Some might say that wasn't fair.

[bellNwhistle]

How much we talkin?

Not quite as much as Mr. Moneybags sent MV the other day. A pittance, really. But something, none the less.

[Dr. MD MD]

I have no idea if I'll be a guest host. If I'm asked I might be. PBS, Inglorious Bitch and Chefist have all spoken to her since we've been together, ask them if she exists. Now go and play with your Lego or something.

Well, the rest of us haven't spoken to her so the least she could do is come on the show with you, no?

[GravitySucks]

Not quite as much as Mr. Moneybags sent MV the other day. A pittance, really. But something, none the less.

Enough for two donuts and a milk?

[bellNwhistle]

Well, the rest of us haven't spoken to her so the least she could do is come on the show with you, no?

It kind of sounds like you two are playing nicely. If I'm not making an ass out of myself by saying so, it's nice to see.

[ItsOver]

Not quite as much as Mr. Moneybags sent MV the other day. A pittance, really. But something, none the less.

Gravity comes cheap.  A bag of doughnuts or a Texas tree guide should do. Pick one.

[bellNwhistle]

Enough for two donuts and a milk?

Yup.

As well as fries, pie, and a large coffee.

As well as an RC Cola, and a moon pie.

[Dr. MD MD]

It kind of sounds like you two are playing nicely. If I'm not making an ass out of myself by saying so, it's nice to see.

Make no mistake. He's a communist dickwad.

[Yorkshire pud]

Well, the rest of us haven't spoken to her so the least she could do is come on the show with you, no?

No-one has spoken to you as far as I know... Your point?

[GravitySucks]

Yup.

As well as fries, pie, and a large coffee.

As well as an RC Cola, and a moon pie.

Fried pie?

[Richard Groyper]

Yup.

As well as fries, pie, and a large coffee.

As well as an RC Cola, and a moon pie.

RC Cola is a national treasure.

[bellNwhistle]

Fried pie?

Ah, you've forgotten...  When Mr. Anderson (later, of King of the Hill), pulls up to the drive-thru where Beavis and Butthead work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGTQ7BUycsw

[GravitySucks]

Ah, you've forgotten...  When Mr. Anderson (later, of King of the Hill), pulls up to the drive-thru where Beavis and Butthead work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGTQ7BUycsw

Never seen Beavis & Butthead either

[malliard]

People are signing no compete contracts to do an internet radio show? Jesus.

you have on with the Gabcast, no?

[bellNwhistle]

Never seen Beavis & Butthead either

LOL  I mean, I'm not saying you shouldn't have, but...

you kinda should have. 

You've never seen Ren and Stimpy, either. Have you?  Guessing that's a no.

[BobGrau]

Show your work.

lol no, he's bang on about the second part.

[Dr. MD MD]

No-one has spoken to you as far as I know... Your point?

I'm not claiming to be married to someone at Bellgab. You are. Man up and prove it.

[Dr. MD MD]

lol no, he's bang on about the second part.

Yeah, well that's just like your opinion, man. :

So, I'll ask the same of you. Prove it!