Midnight In The Desert

[Lilith]

Heathers BS meter doesn't go off when she hears herself?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Heathers BS meter doesn't go off when she hears herself?

I think we all know BS meters (for ourselves included) don't work like that.

[trostol]

You mean you haven't seen those freaking awful Direct TV commercials?

lol they are indeed awful..as is most of his music..but like i said..he is a very decent fellow to the community..i am sure there is someone else worse we could pick

[Nobody]

I am going to try and call the BLM member line.

"Ello' dey.  Dis be DeMarcus Quenelion Rutabaga Jackson, an I does be a memba of da Black Lives Matter."

Is it wrong to say I got a cheap laugh out of that call? 

[akwilly]

was that King of Kings calling the blm line?

[Lilith]

I think we all know BS meters (for ourselves included) don't work like that.

Alright, I understand.  I didn't know that.

[The King of Kings]

Police are trained to shoot center mass.

They aren't trained to do trick shots.

People are so fucking stupid.

Thinking officers in the heat of the moment can aim and shoot moving targets in the leg or somewhere else.

Fucking stupid caller.

[Lilith]

was that King of Kings calling the blm line?

Yes, she hung up on him... called him a BS'r. 

[The King of Kings]

was that King of Kings calling the blm line?

Yep.

She talked over when I was giving my name.

[Juan Cena]

That looks like an alien.

Or an upside head of a hippopotamus.

Which would still be a head-scratcher since hippos didn't arrive to Latin America until Escobar imported them.

[akwilly]

Yep.

She talked over when I was giving my name.

Ha ha I was hoping she would have kept you on longer. Good try though

[WildCard]

was that King of Kings calling the blm line?

Yeah but it was an obviously a parody.
Do better next time KoK.

OK, you fucking fuck, what was your name?

[Lilith]

Wolfman! 

[The King of Kings]

This Canadian caller.

Calls to say he knows the correct name to some dopey bear book.

[Nobody]

.... uninspiring questions....

Not true!  Heather's questions have inspired me to wonder if that bottle of painkillers in the bathroom is quite expired yet.

[The King of Kings]

Yeah but it was an obviously a parody.
Do better next time KoK.

I was doing my Sal the Stockbroker impersonation of a black guy.

[aldousburbank]

Wolfman! 

Wolfman can go fuck himself.

[Juan Cena]

Wolfman can go fuck himself.

If he could do that, Heather would be rushing up to Canada to be with him.

[Nobody]

Heather: "Wait, I know: let's all wish the violence away."

I'm hearing this show for free, yet I still feel cheated. 

[Richard Groyper]

When a police officer discharges their weapon there is a formal investigation. Even if nobody is injured or killed. What is this guy talking about???

[Juan Cena]

lol they are indeed awful..as is most of his music..but like i said..he is a very decent fellow to the community..i am sure there is someone else worse we could pick

I would at least go back and help make him not make the bad financial decisions that would force him to appear in those awful commercials.

[norland2424]

When a police officer discharges their weapon there is a formal investigation. Even if nobody is injured or killed. What is this guy talking about???

What did the caller say?

[Juan Cena]

Heather: "Wait, I know: let's all wish the violence away."

I'm hearing this show for free, yet I still feel cheated.

That would be one heckova thought experiment.

[The King of Kings]

When a police officer discharges their weapon there is a formal investigation. Even if nobody is injured or killed. What is this guy talking about???

A lot of stupid callers that know nothing about police, spouting ignorant opinions like they are discovering the wheel for the first time.

[Richard Groyper]

What did the caller say?

That police face 0 consequence after shooting someone.

[Richard Groyper]

A lot of stupid callers that know nothing about police, spouting ignorant opinions like they are discovering the wheel for the first time.

Smh...

[Nobody]

You mean you haven't seen those freaking awful Direct TV commercials?

JBJ is shilling for Direct TV?  How the mighty have fallen.

[norland2424]

That police face 0 consequence after shooting someone.

Lol they get suspended even if they dont actually kill anyone

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I think we are still waiting for a black caller.

[Richard Groyper]

Lol they get suspended even if they dont actually kill anyone

Exactly! Pending a 'formal investigation'.