Midnight In The Desert

[zeebo]

yeah, thats why..it's not because shes doing a mediocre at best job. It's because shes a girl. eww. cooties.  :

I think she's doing pretty well, and getting better all the time, but I wholeheartedly agree with your sarcasm.  Are any of the women who dislike Noory ever accused of just not liking male hosts?  Gimme a break. 

[ge30542]

Most of the men here who dislike her do so because as a successful, attractive woman she's so far out of their league that it interferes with their attempts at sexual gratification by spanking the monkey while reading a CCrane catalog after mom leaves the house.

Successful? Attractive?

[Taco Bell]

Successful? Attractive?

So, you can only bust a nut to Art smoking and talking in an authoritative voice...it's ok, we won't judge.

[Richard Groyper]

Most of the men here who dislike her do so because as a successful, attractive woman she's so far out of their league that it interferes with their attempts at sexual gratification by spanking the monkey while reading a CCrane catalog after mom leaves the house.

JCPenny's, plus size. *grunting*

[ge30542]

So, you can only bust a nut to Art smoking and talking in an authoritative voice...it's ok, we won't judge.

Who said anything about busting nuts?

[Richard Groyper]

OHHH YYYEEEAAAHHH! Damn! Need another catalog. This one is ruined!

[Auslandia]

OHHH YYYEEEAAAHHH! Damn! Need another catalog. This one is ruined!

I just spanked it to that post. 

[GuerrillaUnReal]

That's pretty sexist to think women are incapable of failing at their jobs.

[ge30542]

That's pretty sexist to think women are incapable of failing at their jobs.

Great post, better than a short-handed goal.

[Ciardelo]

Can we at least keep the hand-talk in the politics threads?

[zeebo]

That's pretty sexist to think women are incapable of failing at their jobs.

... or that men are incapable of being fair-minded towards women.

[Ciardelo]

Well, no Art tonight.

[Richard Groyper]

Well, no Art tonight.

Shocking!

[GravitySucks]

Well, no Art tonight.

Hey C

[Ciardelo]

Thanks for setting up the expectations yet again Art.

[Donald Noory]

Well, no Art tonight.

Did you sprain your ankle, jumping at the carrot? Jump sucker! Jump! He'll do a show within 7 days. Jump!

[GuerrillaUnReal]

He's going to string the marks as long as he can. He'll probably be on Friday for three hours of fellatio.

[Ciardelo]

Hey C

Howdy Making it through the thunderstorm?

[Ciardelo]

Did you sprain your ankle, jumping at the carrot? Jump sucker! Jump! He'll do a show within 7 days. Jump!

No jumping. but I sat up a little straighter. Oh what am I talking about? You don't know anything about being straight. sorry. 

[GravitySucks]

Howdy Making it through the thunderstorm?

So far. More worried about the tides we are supposed to get they said 3-4 feet. At 4'3" the pool floods.

[Ciardelo]

This shaman guy is supposed to be pretty good.

[Richard Groyper]

He's going to string the marks as long as he can. He'll probably be on Friday for three hours of fellatio.

Some call it gobbing...

[Donald Noory]

No jumping. but I sat up a little straighter. Oh what am I talking about? You don't know anything about being straight. sorry. 

Says the guy who's gonna call in when Art does his two hour guest spot and offer him free handjobs.

[Taco Bell]

Fingers crossed for a good show tonight, been a good streak for a while now.

[Donald Noory]

What is she blathering on about?

[Richard Groyper]

Fingers crossed for a good show tonight, been a good streak for a while now.

Poopy skid marks?

[trostol]

they wanted to keep them fresh..with the patented burp

[Ciardelo]

Says the guy who's gonna call in when Art does his two hour guest spot and offer him free handjobs.

We were supposed to keep that secret! Have you been doing your hand exercises like you said you would?

[albrecht]

So far. More worried about the tides we are supposed to get they said 3-4 feet. At 4'3" the pool floods.

Good luck. A few years back my uncle's tank flooded with the river. Sucked. Had stocked maintained etc for years and had nice bass and huge catfish....afterwards all the good fish gone and a bunch of gars and some gators instead. He sold the land anyway but sucked. Hope yer pool, or worse, not flooded. So far no rain here...so slow moving storm, I guess?

[Donald Noory]

We were supposed to keep that secret! Have you been doing your hand exercises like you said you would?

You're the kind of listener Art loves. A dumb sucker.