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George Noory willing to accept draft for White House run

Started by anunnaki, September 26, 2015, 09:49:13 PM

ItsOver

Quote from: starrmtn001 on September 26, 2015, 10:03:29 PM
I thought you were kidding. :o

A quote from the article:
"Noory stressed how much he has learned from his radio experience..."
LOL.  Noory hasn't even learned how to host a radio show.

GravitySucks

Quote from: ItsOver on September 27, 2015, 05:12:01 PM
LOL.  Noory hasn't even learned how to host a radio show.
But he could use paranormaldate to select his cabinet.


Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on September 27, 2015, 05:04:15 PM
George would make a great President .....
Knowledgeable, well spoken, smart, well read, handsome, and ....... he can sing !!

He's dumb as hell and he's not going to take it anymore

Dateline

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 27, 2015, 05:49:34 PM
He's dumb as hell and he's not going to take it anymore

Senda or Norry?

This also gives him an out when Art takes back the night.

There is will be an announcement uhh uhhhh Norry has taken a leave of absence to campaign for President and prevent EMP attacks.  There is an out for PremRat to cancel the contract.  Norry is never heard from again except on a local radio show in Puerto Rico where he is still after the interview with Castro.  In his spare time he and Joshua P Warren hunt for chupacabras.

Paranormal Date merges with GhoulaDate. 




I guess it was a current article.  It's up on coasttocoastam.com now.

I don't understand the bit about needing to be drafted.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on September 28, 2015, 07:21:49 PM
I guess it was a current article.  It's up on coasttocoastam.com now.

I don't understand the bit about needing to be drafted.

It means Lazy George is too lazy to actually go out and drum up early support himself - he wants some group to line up staff, financing, and a campaign strategy, then plead with him to come in as their candidate.

lonevoice

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 28, 2015, 07:33:24 PM
It means Lazy George is too lazy to actually go out and drum up early support himself - he wants some group to line up staff, financing, and a campaign strategy, then plead with him to come in as their candidate.
Haha!  Maybe if his name was Art Bell there would be some group willing to help him out.  Good luck with that, Dave.  ::)

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 28, 2015, 07:33:24 PM
It means Lazy George is too lazy to actually go out and drum up early support himself - he wants some group to line up staff, financing, and a campaign strategy, then plead with him to come in as their candidate.

Ah, the passive approach to political office (or passive-aggressive?).  I won't get MV to update my username just yet then.

zeebo

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on September 28, 2015, 07:40:51 PM
Ah, the passive approach to political office (or passive-aggressive?).  I won't get MV to update my username just yet then.

After the presidential term limit has been abolished, and George's brain has been downloaded into a robot, and we're kicking off the third century of the Golden Age Reign of Noory the Amazeen - boy is your username gonna look super-prophetic.

Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: zeebo on September 28, 2015, 10:23:27 PM
After the presidential term limit has been abolished, and George's brain has been downloaded into a robot, and we're kicking off the third century of the Golden Age Reign of Noory the Amazeen - boy is your username gonna look super-prophetic.


Gumby, Dammit

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 28, 2015, 07:33:24 PM
It means Lazy George is too lazy to actually go out and drum up early support himself - he wants some group to line up staff, financing, and a campaign strategy, then plead with him to come in as their candidate.
But he does have a HUGE constituency...


Lola2001

I heard this silliness on my local station while I was in the shower and I almost drowned, lol.......he was so serious too, omg. Well, everyone on his paranormal date will vote for him, haha..

George pulls this shit every 4 years

Here's an article from 2012, and I'm pretty sure he was yapping about it back in 2007 for 2008 as well:

http://www.wnd.com/2007/11/44564/

Dateline

From the dusty archives, he did the same thing with WND in 2008.  Google knows.

There was an article then, too.

pate

Quote from: Dateline on September 27, 2015, 06:44:19 PM
Senda or Norry?
...

George or Dave?

Tough question, Not Sure which idjet should be Veep, though?

I understand the framers modeled the Constitution somewhat after the Roman Republic?  They had co-consuls or somesuch (i.e. TWO presidents??)

I have always resisted changes to the Constitiution, but in this case I suppose each idjet should hold equal poers? (as in poerful?)...

Must think on this.

So what would a Noory cabinet look like?

V.P. - Joshua P. Warren   [Just a heartbeat away]
Chief of Staff - Tommy D all the way.
Sec Treasury - The Numbers Lady
Sec State - Could only be Alex Jones
Sec Trans - Captain Kelly Sweeney  "Ahoy George"
Sec Def - Jerry Corsi w/ an honorable mention to Doug Dietrich



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