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Wake me up when september ends

Started by Keykou, August 11, 2015, 06:57:37 PM



henge0stone

Quote from: Keykou on August 11, 2015, 06:57:37 PM
You never really know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG4t7X_PmtQ

Geez people these days don't understand how to make a doomsday prediction! You don't put it next month, you gotta set it a few years from now at least! That way you can drum up enough interest and scare the most people and sell the most books. Such amateurs ::)


SredniVashtar

Anyone who believes this balls is a trailer-dwelling, toothless product of incest.

This has been proved in scientific studies.

Keykou

I'm old enough to remember the Heavens Gate Cult and what they did when they thought a planetary body was coming in close to earth.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2120869/Heavens-Gate-cult-committed-mass-suicide-15-years-ago.html

Is this a false trail for those paying attention, keeping them distracted from what's really going on?

Isn't it obvious something is being hidden or is it just LPN and subliminal messages designed to keep us afraid and off balance for another year?

More on Sept 2015

http://onegoodkitty.com/OGK-September-2015.html



eddie dean

Quote from: henge0stone on August 12, 2015, 07:57:20 AM
Geez people these days don't understand how to make a doomsday prediction! You don't put it next month, you gotta set it a few years from now at least! That way you can drum up enough interest and scare the most people and sell the most books. Such amateurs ::)

Maybe a new trend?  This reminds me of the micro loan industry, which has become popular and very lucrative for strip mall loan institutions aka douche bags.  this new tactic called a Micro doomsday prediction, has all the drama and paranoia compressed into a 6 week 'season'!  No need for a long, drawn out advertising campain. profits roll in much quicker with the 'micro' paranoia methods.
They take advantage of urgency!
"Act now or you will die!!"

Just look at what the Jade Helm Micro-doomsday campaign was able to accomplish! ;)

Absurdity knows no bounds!

Keykou

Quote from: Keykou on August 12, 2015, 02:23:09 PM
Isn't it obvious something is being hidden or is it just LPN and subliminal messages designed to keep us afraid and off balance for another year?

That should read:

Isn't it obvious something is being hidden or is it just NLP and subliminal messages designed to keep us afraid and off balance for another year?

phrodo

Aw shit - I heard about his and figured I'd beat the rush and check out early... so stuck my head in the oven ... but it was a microwave and wouldn't turn on with the door open. So went to the garage and sat there with the car running and the garage door closed. After two hours it dawned on me that a Tesla doesn't put out enough emissions to help my plight. So I tried to jump off a bridge ... but just landed on the floor next to the pool table -- but I did manage to sprain my ankle a little.

I reckon I'll just wait and maybe see you in September. Bye baby goodbye....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDKIs0v120s




Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Keykou on August 12, 2015, 04:21:10 PM
That should read:

Isn't it obvious something is being hidden or is it just NLP and subliminal messages designed to keep us afraid and off balance for another year?

Naaa. I go with the proven trailer trash/incest/fuckwit/gullible,  tack.

Zetaspeak

I still like Art and still a big supporter/listener of his. But I have to call him out on his "There's a buzz something is happening in September"

But I have to be consistent and can't be a hypocrite. If I am going to go after Jorch's "Something big is going to happen... I can feel it" meme that goes around (it might actually be my favorite Jorch meme) I also have to be critical of Art doing similar things.

paladin1991

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 12, 2015, 09:39:04 AM
Anyone who believes this balls is a trailer-dwelling, toothless product of incest.

This has been proved in scientific studies.

Proved?


henge0stone

Quote from: Zetaspeak on August 13, 2015, 03:02:20 AM
I still like Art and still a big supporter/listener of his. But I have to call him out on his "There's a buzz something is happening in September"

But I have to be consistent and can't be a hypocrite. If I am going to go after Jorch's "Something big is going to happen... I can feel it" meme that goes around (it might actually be my favorite Jorch meme) I also have to be critical of Art doing similar things.

Heck Art started the things are coming and I can feel it! That's what the whole Quickening thing was about. George stole it from Art. Frauds like Dames only made things worse.

BellBoy

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 13, 2015, 09:02:25 AM
Proved?

Synonyms for proved

adj confirmed

    demonstrated * proven * settled * tested * verified * established

Usage Notes

Either proved or proven is standard as the past participle of prove:  Events have proved (or proven) him wrong. As a modifier, proven is by far the more common:  a proven fact.



English, a puzzling thing for those that speak only the trailer-dwelling, toothless product of incest American variety...

paladin1991

Quote from: BellBoy on August 13, 2015, 01:02:46 PM
Synonyms for proved

adj confirmed

    demonstrated * proven * settled * tested * verified * established

Usage Notes

Either proved or proven is standard as the past participle of prove:  Events have proved (or proven) him wrong. As a modifier, proven is by far the more common:  a proven fact.



English, a puzzling thing for those that speak only the trailer-dwelling, toothless product of incest American variety...

Fucking English majors.  What kind of job did that get you, huh?  "Clean up on aisle five!"

SredniVashtar

I think the only proof Paladin is interested in is the strength of that Everclear he slugs straight outta the bottle.

Sorry, gotta go, boss just called and the donuts need dusting!!


Kolchak

Where, exactly, are people talking about this September business? I've yet to read anything online.

stevenotero

Quote from: Kolchak on August 14, 2015, 11:41:14 AM
Where, exactly, are people talking about this September business? I've yet to read anything online.
Sounds like Art is doing a case study on his listeners when he talks about this September business.

I at least thought I was fairly plugged in to the main stream news and alternative news. I've yet to hear anything about September from either side, so it's like he's trolling us.

Good on ya Art! lol

Juan Cena

Quote from: Keykou on August 12, 2015, 02:23:09 PM
I'm old enough to remember the Heavens Gate Cult and what they did when they thought a planetary body was coming in close to earth.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2120869/Heavens-Gate-cult-committed-mass-suicide-15-years-ago.html

Is this a false trail for those paying attention, keeping them distracted from what's really going on?

Isn't it obvious something is being hidden or is it just LPN and subliminal messages designed to keep us afraid and off balance for another year?

More on Sept 2015

http://onegoodkitty.com/OGK-September-2015.html

I remember listening to Art when the Heaven's Gate story broke. I recall him saying he almost decided not to do a show that night.


Robert

Quote from: Kolchak on August 14, 2015, 11:41:14 AMWhere, exactly, are people talking about this September business? I've yet to read anything online.
I assumed it alluded to the Usenet meme wherein all the newbies with .edu acc'ts came in at the start of the academic year, and content was diminished in sophistic'n until they got used to things.  So "September" refers to a time of naïve new users.

Lt.Uhura

Quote from: Kolchak on August 14, 2015, 11:41:14 AM
Where, exactly, are people talking about this September business? I've yet to read anything online.

It's out there, just Google September 2015.  I think it originally started with predictions of a financial disruption, which is well-summarized in this article from 2011.

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-financial-crisis-of-2015-2011-1

Meanwhile, crackpots, fear-mongers and opportunists jumped on the apocalyptic bandwagon adding their own predictors of doom and gloom.  I wish Art would address the issue with an intelligent economist.  I'll email his producer :)



Dyna-X

Hot off the press....Well if you believe NASA (cough, erm, sometimes) they are saying that there is NO asteroid or comet going to smash us to smithereens in September 2015.
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-08/21/nasa-asteroid-september-2015-denial



Faustina

Quote from: stevenotero on August 14, 2015, 04:27:43 PM
Sounds like Art is doing a case study on his listeners when he talks about this September business.

I at least thought I was fairly plugged in to the main stream news and alternative news. I've yet to hear anything about September from either side, so it's like he's trolling us.

Good on ya Art! lol

I doubt anything bad is going to happen in September other than too much Trump on CNN.  (It's embarrassing when there is actually some hard news to report, but they start the top of the hour news off with some Trump fluff piece).

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