The Michael Decon Program

[Jackstar]

what is their real fucked-up and fuck you agenda and motives?

Muddying the waters so that people won't figure out--or believe--that humans already made it to Luna in the Fifties with antigravitic technology. The public would not have been enthusiastic about funding rocket research, if they were aware that it was going to lead directly into ICBMs.

Change my mind.

[Walks_At_Night]

number of times walks_at_night has steered me wrong: 0

i'll put $5 on randle to win.

Randle is lean and mean. Plus he can always call for air support. 

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

Randle is lean and mean. Plus he can always call for air support. 

Is he storming the desert or the jungle? Jeez dude make up your mind

[Walks_At_Night]

Is he storming the desert or the jungle? Jeez dude make up your mind

Kept his flak vest from Vietnam.  Good luck charm maybe?   

[Walks_At_Night]

Catching up with last night's show - damn.  I hate I missed it live [doomed to live on the east coast  ], I would have had a ball in the chat with the last guest.

I am at about 3:05:00 - where the cat lady, alien drawing with the camel toe shows up.   I am riveted.   Is our good old boy from Texas going to par take of the forbidden fruit?

[Walks_At_Night]

Ugh!   He stuck his hand inside the sexy cat woman's head and felt her brain?   I've lost wood.   Major turn off.

[Walks_At_Night]

The blue eyed alien is rasty looking.   Wood is totally gone now.

[Walks_At_Night]

Awwww.  He held cat woman alien's paw when she was feeling bad.   What a sweet guy.

[Dr. MD MD]

The blue eyed alien is rasty looking.   Wood is totally gone now.

You need more Wood? Happy to oblige:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yr-LknNoEs

[Corona Kitty]

I confess I was a little dismayed when you mentioned cohosting towards the end.  Last time that produced a terrible stalker in the form of a puppet but this guy's imagination seems to draw from darker depths and I'd hate to see you assaulted by a butch alien female with a ruby implanted in her cheek.

I don't think you understood what I meant haha. I like to occasionally allow past guests co-host the show. That's basically what I'll be doing next Saturday with E.A. Koetting.

There won't be a permanent co-host, I honestly don't need one but I like being nice to the guest's especially if they want to talk to someone else that I can align them with. Yes, the dead useless weight is certainly gone.

[Walks_At_Night]

He drilled the cat alien.  Ha! Ha!  This is awesome.

[artbell_ghost]

He drilled the cat alien.  Ha! Ha!  This is awesome.

i remember hearing on a podcast that akwilly ate a cat once. very similar outcome

[Corona Kitty]

Randle decimates the competition and comes out of the fray victorious.   You heard it here first................

I think he's going to wreck shop.

[K_Dubb]

Catching up with last night's show - damn.  I hate I missed it live [doomed to live on the east coast  ], I would have had a ball in the chat with the last guest.

I am at about 3:05:00 - where the cat lady, alien drawing with the camel toe shows up.   I am riveted.   Is our good old boy from Texas going to par take of the forbidden fruit?

I will not ruin it for you but only observe that this glimpse into someone else's erotic imagination, with his wife flitting in and out of the room, was probably the least-sexy sexy story I've ever heard, and the drawings only made it worse.  His photographs showing the butch one waving from a spacecraft look like a cheese pizza in chiaroscuro.

My favorite part was how the aliens came all the way from Alpha Centauri to learn the secrets of his ten-dollar laser pointer but were defeated by his boxspring.

[K_Dubb]

I don't think you understood what I meant haha. I like to occasionally allow past guests co-host the show. That's basically what I'll be doing next Saturday with E.A. Koetting.

There won't be a permanent co-host, I honestly don't need one but I like being nice to the guest's especially if they want to talk to someone else that I can align them with. Yes, the dead useless weight is certainly gone.

Oh whew yes I can see how that would work well.

[Walks_At_Night]

I will not ruin it for you but only observe that this glimpse into someone else's erotic imagination, with his wife flitting in and out of the room, was probably the least-sexy sexy story I've ever heard, and the drawings only made it worse.  His photographs showing the butch one waving from a spacecraft look like a cheese pizza in chiaroscuro.

My favorite part was how the aliens came all the way from Alpha Centauri to learn the secrets of his ten-dollar laser pointer but were defeated by his boxspring.

Oh yeah.  Once the cat aliens tail was liberated from the Jordache jeans there were so many options on where to go with it but the best he could do was getting face slashed with a shitty tail.   

The box spring and the photos were awesome.  Wonderful guest.   

[K_Dubb]

Oh yeah.  Once the cat aliens tail was liberated from the Jordache jeans there were so many options on where to go with it but the best he could do was getting face slashed with a shitty tail.   

The box spring and the photos were awesome.  Wonderful guest.

Oh yeah I'd totally listen to him again!

[Corona Kitty]

Oh whew yes I can see how that would work well.

Yes, I won't make that mistake again!

[Corona Kitty]

Remember there is a patreon now, with some bonus content.

I discussed the history of the program. I did not hold a single thing back, This was completely uncensored and very enjoyable. I buried a few people along the way... if you're interested please join I plan to release more. 
https://www.patreon.com/Michaeldecon

[Walks_At_Night]

Remember there is a patreon now, with some bonus content.

I discussed the history of the program. I did not hold a single thing back, This was completely uncensored and very enjoyable. I buried a few people along the way... if you're interested please join I plan to release more. 
https://www.patreon.com/Michaeldecon

Oh my.  Is the side boob affair discussed?

[albrecht]

I will not ruin it for you but only observe that this glimpse into someone else's erotic imagination, with his wife flitting in and out of the room, was probably the least-sexy sexy story I've ever heard, and the drawings only made it worse.  His photographs showing the butch one waving from a spacecraft look like a cheese pizza in chiaroscuro.

My favorite part was how the aliens came all the way from Alpha Centauri to learn the secrets of his ten-dollar laser pointer but were defeated by his boxspring.

I saw on the local news the other day that some kid got 4 years for shooting a laser at a DPS chopper and previously shined it at aircrafts at Love Field.
https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/07/23/federal-prison-texas-laser-pointer-dps-helicopter/

So be careful when using your lasers to attract aliens from Alpha Centauri.   

ps: good show Michael! 

[Walks_At_Night]

I saw on the local news the other day that some kid got 4 years for shooting a laser at a DPS chopper and previously shined it at aircrafts at Love Field.
https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/07/23/federal-prison-texas-laser-pointer-dps-helicopter/

So be careful when using your lasers to attract aliens from Alpha Centauri.   

ps: good show Michael!

That was your kind of a show bud.

[albrecht]

That was your kind of a show bud.

It would appear from the Amazon reviews he is a very controversial author: either 5 stars or 0 stars (including a promise to cancel Kindle membership.)
I liked his stories. Why a oil field truck driver in Ranger, TX be attractive to aliens from another galaxy needs to be explained. Them aliens always seem to pick interesting victims.

[Corona Kitty]

I will not ruin it for you but only observe that this glimpse into someone else's erotic imagination, with his wife flitting in and out of the room, was probably the least-sexy sexy story I've ever heard, and the drawings only made it worse.  His photographs showing the butch one waving from a spacecraft look like a cheese pizza in chiaroscuro.

My favorite part was how the aliens came all the way from Alpha Centauri to learn the secrets of his ten-dollar laser pointer but were defeated by his boxspring.

Amazingggggg!!

[Corona Kitty]

Oh my.  Is the side boob affair discussed?

That wasn't discussed but I'm sure eventually I will have to mention it.

[Corona Kitty]

ps: good show Michael!

Why thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed the show.

[artbell_ghost]

That wasn't discussed but I'm sure eventually I will have to mention it.

huh?! decon showed sideboob?  i wanna see, pm me the deets

[Walks_At_Night]

huh?! decon showed sideboob?  i wanna see, pm me the deets

It's complicated. 

I have no deets to PM other than the incident is buried deep in the bowels of this site somewhere and the side boob most likely is gone as the attachments have taken a hit more than once here.

[K_Dubb]

It's complicated. 

I have no deets to PM other than the incident is buried deep in the bowels of this site somewhere and the side boob most likely is gone as the attachments have taken a hit more than once here.

A full-color glossy reproduction is available at the exclusive Patreon level: Sideboob, however.

[Walks_At_Night]

A full-color glossy reproduction is available at the exclusive Patreon level: Sideboob, however.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5HOt0ZOcYk