The Michael Decon Program

[ninjashoes]

and to think, i almost went to bed without posting in this thread again.

Just glad the little demon on my shoulder is there to make sure I always make the right moves ( ;

he tells me lots of fun things

[ninjashoes]

He also told me, to tell you all, that Bellgab, is, without a shadow of a doubt the best paranormal related forum on the internet!

[Amdusias]

My mom called me yesterday and I told her about the whole thing.

She was laughing hard at Laura and how lonely and desperate she must be. We both laughed at how insecure and pathetic she must feel to be triggered into posting semi-nudes on Bellgab.

It's so nice to hear the perspective of another mother

[ninjashoes]

It's so nice to hear the perspective of another mother

Yes, I can only sympathize with Michael's own mother.

I am sure she would not be happy at what this strange woman is doing to her poor sons mind.

She literally has tentacles coming out of her aged crusty vagina and they are drilling right into Michael's brain tissue.

[ninjashoes]

Let us just hope that this woman does not end up like this. Remember in this movie, Glenn Close is actually destroying the lives of young folks with her sick power games. She ends up getting exposed and cries her extremely ugly old face into a mirror as her makeup smears down her face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K70tnhl3XVk

[ninjashoes]

the leader of the hippie revolution himself



I am sick of being stuck in this Matrix!

[Jackstar]

Let us just hope that this woman does not end up like this.

I had hoped that the Democratic convention last year was going to be like this.

[ninjashoes]

I had hoped that the Democratic convention last year was going to be like this.

lmao

[ninjashoes]

So can I call in and talk to my old friend Gary?

Or will I just get constantly shut down and shouted over the top of like every other time I have been on air with the two of you?

and I will be talking to Gary not Michael, I'm not ready for that yet, still too mad


edit: I will not speak with the witch either. I do not speak with pure trash directly no matter how many times she begs me to get on Skype with her.

edit edit:I also have a guest on at 8 so it would have to be later on.

edit edit edit: lol Gary dares call me a pussy, I am a god, tell that mortal to mind his place in the galactic hierarchy

the mad MAD MORON vs. Daniel the ALLLL AMERICAN COCKER FUCKING SPANIEL

[Dr. MD MD]

edit: I will not speak with the witch either. I do not speak with pure trash directly no matter how many times she begs me to get on Skype with her.

Do it! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra70O9nps6E

[ninjashoes]

Do it! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra70O9nps6E

please re-read my post, I added more stuff!

and yes lets do it!

[ninjashoes]

Lets hear that call in number again!

This is going to be an eventful week of Radio goodness indeed!

I feel my tiny little heart beating so hard and it feels so absolutely wonderful.

Finally Gary the Mad Martian will face a villian much worse than the evil Hoagland and his empty cydonia pictures!

[ninjashoes]

I hope they have this in my size because I will start wearing it every damn show!



ps. I am not selling shirts, I am buying a shirt for myself to wear.

[Ciardelo]

Danyel is probably sleeping it off by now, but I want to encourage him to go ahead and call into "Martinez Tonight!" to talk this thing out this evening...

[whoozit]

she also has an empty saggy chest where boobs used to be and bony gross hips with no butt.

I thought it was a picture of a man at first.  TBH I still do.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yes, I can only sympathize with Michael's own mother.

I am sure she would not be happy at what this strange woman is doing to her poor sons mind.

She literally has tentacles coming out of her aged crusty vagina and they are drilling right into Michael's brain tissue.

You might need to reappraise how you defne 'literally.'  Pictures and video are useful though.

[Yorkshire pud]

My mom called me yesterday and I told her about the whole thing.

She was laughing hard at Laura and how lonely and desperate she must be. We both laughed at how insecure and pathetic she must feel to be triggered into posting semi-nudes on Bellgab.

Do you recall a few weeks ago, and subsequently, I and one or two others suggested you and Mike with a Y try to grow up?

Do either of you understand the best broadcasters have a degree of anonymity about them? Their private lives are generally private. They don't trot out every little spat, tiff, affair and other bollox going on in their largely uninteresting life.
So you and Mike with a Y got suckered in by an experienced older woman; no big surprises there! You're both little boys, and she can blow you both out in bubbles. You're a pair of toys for her, it boosts her fragile ego. Which straight middle aged woman doesn't like to be admired by younger men? 

But a bit of friendly advice; get a girl your own age or slightly older, if that's what you're into. This thread really has turned into Falkie V 2.0 . Lesson learned.

[Ciardelo]

You can bet Cronkite didn't announce who he was blowing to get to the top.

[Dr. MD MD]

You can bet Cronkite didn't announce who he was blowing to get to the top.

Yeah, but you assumed it was Kennedy, right? 

[Ciardelo]

Yeah, but you assumed it was Kennedy, right? 

Well yes of course, but the point is we didn't have to air ALL our dirty laundry like kids these days. 

[Yorkshire pud]

You can bet Cronkite didn't announce who he was blowing to get to the top.

The late great Terry Wogan voiced his disapproval of the Jonathon Ross/Russell Brand debacle a few years ago, when he said that when the messenger is the story, then the story is lost.

Serious suggestion to Mike with a Y and Daniel: look up old Terry Wogan or Mike Parkinson TV interviews on YT. The topic discussed is not as relevant as the way they conduct it. But of course, you're both young and know how to do it.

[Yorkshire pud]

Well yes of course, but the point is we didn't have to air ALL our dirty laundry like kids these days. 

It makes them feel vital if everyone knows everything in their lives.

[chefist]

It makes them feel vital if everyone knows everything in their lives.

George Senda?

[Yorkshire pud]

George Senda?

He's a teenager in his mind. Arrested development.

[Big Chicken]

Do you recall a few weeks ago, and subsequently, I and one or two others suggested you and Mike with a Y try to grow up?

Do either of you understand the best broadcasters have a degree of anonymity about them? Their private lives are generally private. They don't trot out every little spat, tiff, affair and other bollox going on in their largely uninteresting life.
So you and Mike with a Y got suckered in by an experienced older woman; no big surprises there! You're both little boys, and she can blow you both out in bubbles. You're a pair of toys for her, it boosts her fragile ego. Which straight middle aged woman doesn't like to be admired by younger men? 

But a bit of friendly advice; get a girl your own age or slightly older, if that's what you're into. This thread really has turned into Falkie V 2.0 . Lesson learned.

Solid advice there.   Although Big Chicken is a proponent of the age old formula that the optimal female companion for a gentleman is
half his age plus 7 years.   

[Yorkshire pud]

Solid advice there.   Although Big Chicken is a proponent of the age old formula that the optimal female companion for a gentleman is
half his age plus 7 years.

In their current situation, I cannot see how a woman old enough to be their mother could possibly have common ground, other than, if as she says, she likes to 'be thrown around the room'. That will get trite when the bruises show too much.

[Richard Groyper]

Really?  That was was the Orson Wells that you picture when you think of MARTINEZ, TONIGHT being brought to you buy Paul Masson?

I somehow picture it as more closely resembling our DurUnk friend Orson. For special pointers, pay special attention to :43 and 2:30.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6P1ifGjvEE

Falkie should grow a beard.

[littlechris]

Solid advice there.   Although Big Chicken is a proponent of the age old formula that the optimal female companion for a gentleman is
half his age plus 7 years.

Sounds good to me.

[Jackstar]

For special pointers, pay special attention to :43 and 2:30.

This is really quite good.

[Richard Groyper]

I thought it was a picture of a man at first.  TBH I still do.

Shots fired! Shots fired!