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Is Putin Dead?

Started by jazmunda, March 12, 2015, 09:36:49 PM

jazmunda

https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/26638341/rip-vladimir-putin/

Apparently he hasn't been seen in 8 days? Twitter is a buzz with the hashtag #PutinIsDead. So is the wicked witch dead or is he just bareback horse riding with his shirt off?



RIP Sweet Prince.

I heard he was attending cheese-making classes in Switzerland with Kim Jong-un.

ONeill

Quote from: jazmunda on March 12, 2015, 09:36:49 PM
https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/26638341/rip-vladimir-putin/

Apparently he hasn't been seen in 8 days? Twitter is a buzz with the hashtag #PutinIsDead. So is the wicked witch dead or is he just bareback horse riding with his shirt off?



RIP Sweet Prince.

He probably discovered something so interesting he can't get back to normal life.


Juan

He's busy reading Hillary's email - particularly the ones between Hillary and Huma.

basswood

His girlfriend is giving birth and he's with her. I think the Kremlin said he will make an "appearance" on Monday.

Added: in Swiss hospital, supposedly.

Daggit

Quote from: basswood on March 13, 2015, 04:11:02 AM
His girlfriend is giving birth and he's with her. I think the Kremlin said he will make an "appearance" on Monday

God I hope it's a Weekend at Bernie's type of appearance.

136 or 142

He's in the Argentinian Mountains with his girlfriend.  Don't tell his wife.

Quote from: basswood on March 13, 2015, 04:11:02 AM
His girlfriend is giving birth and he's with her. I think the Kremlin said he will make an "appearance" on Monday.

Added: in Swiss hospital, supposedly.

Yeah a Swiss baby -- a Swiss cheese baby!

bound4bristol

Quote from: basswood on March 13, 2015, 04:11:02 AM
His girlfriend is giving birth and he's with her. I think the Kremlin said he will make an "appearance" on Monday.

Added: in Swiss hospital, supposedly.

Seriously, given a choice (and with his cash box Putin is spoilt for choice) would you want your baby yanked out by a former Red Army trained OBGYN?

Putin may be many things, but an idiot isn't one of them

paladin1991

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on March 13, 2015, 12:51:30 PM
Yeah a Swiss baby -- a Swiss cheese baby!
Oh, well. I thought you were going to say 'mean' baby.

onan

Quote from: paladin1991 on March 13, 2015, 02:28:01 PM
Oh, well. I thought you were going to say 'mean' baby.
If you kick it and hit it, will it be a Swiss baby?

Quote from: paladin1991 on March 13, 2015, 02:28:01 PM
Oh, well. I thought you were going to say 'mean' baby.

I refer to my original post.

VtaGeezer


Quote from: VtaGeezer on March 13, 2015, 04:37:38 PM
So he's straight??

There are no gay men or women in Russia.  Or was that just Sochi?

PChirp

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on March 13, 2015, 06:34:55 PM
There are no gay men or women in Russia.  Or was that just Sochi?

Believe that was just Sochi, Georgie.  Really do. 

popple

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on March 13, 2015, 06:34:55 PM
There are no gay men or women in Russia.  Or was that just Sochi?
So confident in their sexuality they don't even put up dividers in the men's washroom





PChirp

Quote from: popple on March 13, 2015, 06:54:45 PM
So confident in their sexuality they don't even put up dividers in the men's washroom




Wow!   :o

Quote from: popple on March 13, 2015, 06:54:45 PM
So confident in their sexuality they don't even put up dividers in the men's washroom

That second one is what I call an audience.

Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on March 13, 2015, 11:53:39 PM
That second one is what I call an audience.

I like the wood strip floor with all the urine wear.  Who thought that was a good idea?

I'm not even sure how #3 is supposed to work, but at least they all look remarkably clean.



basswood

Putincorn.

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George49

He's dead along with Kim Jong Un.

Hey don't go Pootin on Putin.

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