Check out this hilarious dumbass

[rzr1911]

https://youtu.be/WNYw00S_fjo
Skydiver’s Midair Seizure

man, maybe the Spartans did it the right way after all. Shit like that wouldn't have happened there.
ps. why doesn't video linking work anymore?

[bound4bristol]

https://youtu.be/WNYw00S_fjo
Skydiver’s Midair Seizure

man, maybe the Spartans did it the right way after all. Shit like that wouldn't have happened there.
ps. why doesn't video linking work anymore?

Christopher Jones sees himself as a lucky guy.

The 22-year-old Australian suffered a seizure during a skydiving training course in November, and his instructor -- who had to make two attempts to deploy the unconscious Jones' parachute -- caught the rescue on video.

ok... the poor guy nearly died a truly horrible death due to something he has no control over. funny? (in a purely Christian way perhaps)

any chance you can link up some dead/mean baby vids as well

[bound4bristol]

 rzr1911

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i only tell you this once.
dude, you're only wasting time and forum space with your silly provocations.
I'm not going to respond publicly to such bullshit.
you're boring, I don't think it's entertaining for anybody, mabye for you - if you're truly such a low IQ retard.
have it your way, Hoss.

you truly are a hilarious dumbass... what a swell guy... in the most Christian sense, of course

[bound4bristol]

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that's fine I'll re-post your shit PM's to the forums. you're the one that chose to paint himself as some kind of holier than thou paragon of virtue.

and I stand by my statement that you are a dumb, pious, HYPOCRITICAL fuck-stick

perhaps fuck-tard is more fitting... in the most Christian sense, of course

[jazmunda]

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

great thread title, cuz i'm confused? which "dumbass" am i to check out? i got the hilarious part. 

[basswood]

ps. why doesn't video linking work anymore?

Drop the "s" from your https link.

[Nick el Ass]

Wait... so you are calling someone who had a seizure a "hilarious dumbass?"

https://youtu.be/WNYw00S_fjo
Skydiver’s Midair Seizure

man, maybe the Spartans did it the right way after all. Shit like that wouldn't have happened there.
ps. why doesn't video linking work anymore?

Yet, you can't figure out how to open a Youtube video properly  .

[rzr1911]

Drop the "s" from your https link.

thanks

[rzr1911]

Wait... so you are calling someone who had a seizure a "hilarious dumbass?"



Yet, you can't figure out how to open a Youtube video properly  .

cause he's skydiving obviously despite knowing this can happen anytime to him. when you have this condition , you shouldn't be doing dumb stunts like this that require someone else to save your ass. he was lucky the trainer was that good in catching him.

[rzr1911]

Wait... so you are calling someone who had a seizure a "hilarious dumbass?"
Yet, you can't figure out how to open a Youtube video properly  .

it worked like this all the time. maybe youtube added the https to the share box, dunno, or MV changed it on the forum software.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

cause he's skydiving obviously despite knowing this can happen anytime to him. when you have this condition , you shouldn't be doing dumb stunts like this that require someone else to save your ass. he was lucky the trainer was that good in catching him.

yeah. those stupid jump trainers never actually train for anything... like emergencies. shocking! just shocking i tell you!

tell me, do you have a condition that would prevent you from doing this? if not, why not consider a jump? i have a friend that skydived in the nude. his only regret was the week it took for his nut sack to shorten up above his knees.

[MV/Liberace!]

I wan o skydive wif a funnel up me bum.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I wan o skydive wif a funnel up me bum.

secret MV jet drive?

[MV/Liberace!]

secret MV jet drive?

no.  i want to expand like a balloon and then bounce upon landing.

[karios8]

no.  i want to expand like a balloon and then bounce upon landing.

balloon = Tommy's Fat Ass

[rzr1911]

you're the one that chose to paint himself as some kind of holier than thou paragon of virtue.

and I stand by my statement that you are a dumb, pious, HYPOCRITICAL fuck-stick

perhaps fuck-tard is more fitting... in the most Christian sense, of course

obviously you didn't yet figure out that I just posted the suggestion to say something nice about Noory to create an opening for some funny follow up jokes. One or two people were intelligent and creative enough to make something of it. But you, well, I feel a bit sorry for you really. Maybe I'm a good Christian after all.

[bound4bristol]

obviously you didn't yet figure out that I just posted the suggestion to say something nice about Noory to create an opening for some funny follow up jokes. One or two people were intelligent and creative enough to make something of it. But you, well, I feel a bit sorry for you really. Maybe I'm a good Christian after all.

If you go back and look at the thread you will notice that I did indeed perceive the opening you created and that I was, in fact, the very first person to respond specifically to your post (alas there was ONE unrelated post in the interim) and that I was, in fact, "intelligent and creative enough to make something of it"... directly and in a mildly witty and comedic fashion, if I do say so myself. The real problem was your hilarious dumbass behavior when I (and others) had the audacity to suggest (in humor) that because of this and other Dave's-ass-kissing posts, you just might indeed be a DaveBot. You then engaged a tirade of ChristFag rants that I'm sure even you feel somewhat embarrassed about. (I won't even get into your posting of links to hard-core porn twitter feeds... nor your, quite specific, discussions of your personal "unique" proclivities when it comes to your preferred masturbation materials... that's just fucking weird, dude)

You should all try to say something nice about George Noory once a day. It will make you feel better.
Like your good deed of the day, or make it once per week if it's too hard at first.

If it is hard at first, you could watch this documentary. It helped me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zz8_MxcnzY

George Noory is... a member derivative of the human species.

There! I did it!

If you can't take the (exceeding mild by internet standards) blow-back of an outwardly sarcastic thread-community contained within a somewhat lovable, albeit acerbic, forum... might I suggest you abandon your foray across the doorway of the internet's underbelly and venture instead to the kinder, gentler and safer environs of https://lemonparty.org

PLEASE  NOTE - NSFW: THAT  LINK  IS  INTENDED  SOLELY  FOR  rzr1911's  ENJOYMENT
anyone else that clicks on it... well, you are just plain stupid

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maybe you are one hilarious dumbass after all

[rzr1911]

You asked me what I like about her and I gave you an honest answer.
I understand you have a psychological problem with sex, hookers, nakedness in the anglo-american culture, so you can't even appreciate this stunning girl because of her job. It becomes obvious when a culture uses "fuck" as a cussword, but promotes war all day long on TV. Seriously, complaining about a hot girl, and then reply with gross suggestions about Noory's butthole. That's incredible.
I don't like your angry and outright hostile attitude and regular use of cussword against people, and I don't think I have to like it to enjoy the forum here anyway.

[bound4bristol]

You asked me what I like about her and I gave you an honest answer.
I understand you have a psychological problem with sex, hookers, nakedness in the anglo-american culture, so you can't even appreciate this stunning girl because of her job. It becomes obvious when a culture uses "fuck" as a cussword, but promotes war all day long on TV. Seriously, complaining about a hot girl, and then reply with gross suggestions about Noory's butthole. That's incredible.
I don't like your angry and outright hostile attitude and regular use of cussword against people, and I don't think I have to like it to enjoy the forum here anyway.

I'm sorry fucktard1911... I have no psychological problem with sex, hookers or nakedness in the anglo-american culture. Throw in a fifth of scotch and a midget (sorry, little-person) and you've got yourself a party! I do, however have a problem with people that are outwardly dumb, pious and HYPOCRITICAL. I'm also sorry that you just aren't quite clever enough to grasp the art of sarcasm (in which I paint in far too broad of strokes, I'm ashamed to admit.... but, it's hard to miss). I'm sorry that you came to a gunfight and the only thing you thought to put in your hand was your pathetic little stump of a cock...
We can leave it at that... or I can just as happily shit on every post you ever choose to make, because frankly, you make it far too easy.

and I mean that in the most Christian way possible, of course