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Started by ArtBellFan, April 27, 2008, 08:05:01 AM

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on March 19, 2012, 01:56:59 PM

         Peter Davenport's complaints about being his hotline overrun by crank calls was too fucking funny. He was clearly pissed off and outraged. Hilarious. Blamed it on kids and mental defectives.

           It gave me ideas,man. I ain't a kid anymore, but I'm still a mental defective. Doesn't Davenport know that "stop means go",by his telling us how much it annoys him, it such an invitation to more.

I heard something to this effect on an older show, and couldn't stop laughing about drunks calling the UFO hotline.

Quote from: WOTR on March 19, 2012, 03:19:39 AM
I came to this thread to comment on how much I enjoyed the wild horses and the BLM portion of the show, but will respond quickly to the questions raised.

The simple fact is that there is a LOT of problems right now with MERS, title insurance and foreclosures. be problems.  At least after you have been warned you can fairly decide if it is worth the risks...

I don't really have a problem with George Knapp - at least he doesn't irritate me he way George Noory and Ian Punnett do.  I personally can't listen to him because to me he is dull and dry, always speaking in montone, and mostly has lousy non-credible guests (the plight of the wild horses are one exception), but others seem to like him.  I am aware of the real estate crisis, and the shenanigas surrounding it.

My question about his reporting on the real estate mess - the lack of a clear title chain on some foreclosures, was the complete omission of any role Title Insurance is playing on those properties.  Anyone buying a home should buy title insurance even if they are paying for the place in cash.  Any lender will require it.  Maybe in these cases somehow title insurance didn't cover the losses for some reason.  I just thought it was poor reporting to leave that completely out of his article and apparently out of the C2C broadcast.  It made me think he either has an agenda, or was in completely over his head investigating and reporting this subject.

Eddie Coyle



         If I was still a drunk, I would have barraged Davenport's hotline with a good 15 annoying cranks by now.

        But since I'm no longer a drunk...I've been able to do 25.

Harmness

I laughed at him saying that he didn't even think it was legal for people to crank call him, right after giving out the number on a national radio show and soliciting calls.


I have made sure to tell him that a number of times now.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Harmness on March 19, 2012, 09:01:52 PM
I laughed at him saying that he didn't even think it was legal for people to crank call him, right after giving out the number on a national radio show and soliciting calls.


I have made sure to tell him that a number of times now.
You mentioned the key word. That dumbass seems to be unaware that you can't control who calls you when you make your number available to the public. I liked how he singled out some "nut in St Paul" calling hundreds upon hundreds of times.

          I hope it's one of Ian's mischievous kids.

          When he said "I hear the most vulgar things" I was dying. I can only imagine what this stick in the mud considers vulgar and how could I top it. "Help me,Mr Davenport! My son was "fisted" by Alf and got a golden shower from Mork"

WOTR

Quote from: Paper*Boy on March 19, 2012, 04:20:58 PM

My question about his reporting on the real estate mess - the lack of a clear title chain on some foreclosures, was the complete omission of any role Title Insurance is playing on those properties.  ...
Ah, now I understand.  I am positive that I did watch the Knapp segments, but I don't really recall them too well now.  You are dead on about the title insurance and it should have played a part in any reporting he did when he mentions problems with titles.  I seem to recall a number of title companies refusing to insure REO properties a couple of years ago until banks basically backstopped them and guaranteed them.  The title companies pretty much removed the risk from themselves in those cases and I have seen a few reports of them refusing to insure some questionable titles in various states.
Good catch on the insurance angle- it really should have been included in the report if it was not.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on March 19, 2012, 09:16:06 PM
          You mentioned the key word. That dumbass seems to be unaware that you can't control who calls you when you make your number available to the public. I liked how he singled out some "nut in St Paul" calling hundreds upon hundreds of times.

          I hope it's one of Ian's mischievous kids.
That's some old school trolling. Essentially Davenport caused one "nut in St Paul" to ascend to a godlike level of pain in the ass.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on March 19, 2012, 09:16:06 PM
          When he said "I hear the most vulgar things" I was dying. I can only imagine what this stick in the mud considers vulgar and how could I top it. "Help me,Mr Davenport! My son was "fisted" by Alf and got a golden shower from Mork"
lol pure win. It would be really funny to get a bunch of friends calling from different numbers around the same time, and get a perverse mass sighting going.

Also, "Fisted by ALF" would be a great band name.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Agent : Orange on March 19, 2012, 10:56:22 PM
That's some old school trolling. Essentially Davenport caused one "nut in St Paul" to ascend to a godlike level of pain in the ass.
lol pure win. It would be really funny to get a bunch of friends calling from different numbers around the same time, and get a perverse mass sighting going.

Also, "Fisted by ALF" would be a great band name.
There's probably some hardcore act in Ghent,Belgium with that band name. Everything's been taken.

         Getting a coordinated assault on Davenport's hot line would be awesome. A "War of the Worlds" scenario, with dozens of callers with the same story...and then we drop the 50 ton shithammer on him. But after he's contacted CNN(now I miss Larry King, he was a sucker for UFO tales, no matter how far fetched) about an "empyrean event". I can picture him in deep embarrassment after the hoax, looking like Martin Sheen at the end of The Dead Zone.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on March 19, 2012, 11:05:53 PM
        There's probably some hardcore act in Ghent,Belgium with that band name. Everything's been taken.
Even "50 ton shithammer"?

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on March 19, 2012, 11:05:53 PM
         Getting a coordinated assault on Davenport's hot line would be awesome. A "War of the Worlds" scenario, with dozens of callers with the same story...and then we drop the 50 ton shithammer on him. But after he's contacted CNN(now I miss Larry King, he was a sucker for UFO tales, no matter how far fetched) about an "empyrean event". I can picture him in deep embarrassment after the hoax, looking like Martin Sheen at the end of The Dead Zone.
If it was planned out in detail beforehand it would be really effective. First a bunch of people report lights in the skies on their celphones, then call back in a half hour from their landlines about landed craft, then book to the nearest payphone to report mass destruction and towns engulfed in flames. There's effort that goes into this epic of a fuck you, and that makes all the difference.

Still, it warms my heart to think of that one drunk idiot in St. Paul pranking the UFO hotline over and over.


Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Agent : Orange on March 19, 2012, 11:20:36 PM
Even "50 ton shithammer"?
If it was planned out in detail beforehand it would be really effective. First a bunch of people report lights in the skies on their celphones, then call back in a half hour from their landlines about landed craft, then book to the nearest payphone to report mass destruction and towns engulfed in flames. There's effort that goes into this epic of a fuck you, and that makes all the difference.

Still, it warms my heart to think of that one drunk idiot in St. Paul pranking the UFO hotline over and over.
50 Ton Shithammer is a Pogues/Sodom/Carpenters tribute band based out of Montevideo,Uruguay. Lot of good buzz around them, they could easily be the next Right Said Fred.

       The prank you describe is the ultimate goal. A well thought out collaborative effort, with a humorless blowhard taking it all too seriously. A sci-fi version of "Windy City Heat" is needed oh so desperately.

          I'm envious of "the nut in St Paul". Especially funny is how Davenport said "the courts couldn't do anything about this harrassment, becuse he's crazy". Never have I been so pleased by our judicial system.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on March 19, 2012, 11:41:07 PM
         50 Ton Shithammer is a Pogues/Sodom/Carpenters tribute band based out of Montevideo,Uruguay. Lot of good buzz around them, they could easily be the next Right Said Fred.
FFS. Let's just hope they can live up to that legacy.

Love the combination of bands they cover as well. 50 Ton Shithammer has a wide berth of influences.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on March 19, 2012, 11:41:07 PM
       The prank you describe is the ultimate goal. A well thought out collaborative effort, with a humorless blowhard taking it all too seriously. A sci-fi version of "Windy City Heat" is needed oh so desperately.
I agree that it's more satisfying knowing how serious Davenport is about the whole thing, combined with the irony of advertising the phone line in a public forum. This has to have been discussed in more places than just coastgab, and I'm kind of surprised something to this effect hasn't already been done. Then again, who knows what level the nut in St. Paul has gone to.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on March 19, 2012, 11:41:07 PM
          I'm envious of "the nut in St Paul". Especially funny is how Davenport said "the courts couldn't do anything about this harrassment, becuse he's crazy". Never have I been so pleased by our judicial system.
Yeah, that's why the courts threw it out. When the UFO reporting dude starts calling people crazy you know your case is air tight.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Agent : Orange on March 19, 2012, 11:51:04 PM
FFS. Let's just hope they can live up to that legacy.

Love the combination of bands they cover as well. 50 Ton Shithammer has a wide berth of influences.
I agree that it's more satisfying knowing how serious Davenport is about the whole thing, combined with the irony of advertising the phone line in a public forum. This has to have been discussed in more places than just coastgab, and I'm kind of surprised something to this effect hasn't already been done. Then again, who knows what level the nut in St. Paul has gone to.
Yeah, that's why the courts threw it out. When the UFO reporting dude starts calling people crazy you know your case is air tight.

         If I could get 50 Ton Shit Hammer to tour with Fisted By Alf and Mork's Golden Showers. Well, that triple bill with an opening act of "Elton Juan", a Spaniard who does 27 versions of "Nikita"...that would rule.

         What Davenport has suceesfully achieved is convincing me that he's sitting alone in an office, probably with a rotary phone, taking these calls himself. That's the extent of his network. No wonder he takes this shit personally, that nut in St Paul is tying up the line, the one line.
              Hence, the problem with our plan, endless busy signals as more than one person calls him. That rotary phone may explode.

       

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on March 20, 2012, 12:05:55 AM
         If I could get 50 Ton Shit Hammer to tour with Fisted By Alf and Mork's Golden Showers. Well, that triple bill with an opening act of "Elton Juan", a Spaniard who does 27 versions of "Nikita"...that would rule.
Is Mork on the giving or receiving end of the golden shower(s)? I'm just wondering about the bands influence.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on March 20, 2012, 12:05:55 AM
         What Davenport has suceesfully achieved is convincing me that he's sitting alone in an office, probably with a rotary phone, taking these calls himself. That's the extent of his network. No wonder he takes this shit personally, that nut in St Paul is tying up the line, the one line.
              Hence, the problem with our plan, endless busy signals as more than one person calls him. That rotary phone may explode.   
As long as effort is being put into it, you have to script the staggering of calls by 5-10 minutes to give Uncle Davenport enough time to swap calls. I remember a few shows where he played back interviews with callers and it sounded like it was done on a rotary phone.

Great for phoning home, anyway.

Harmness

Quote from: Agent : Orange on March 19, 2012, 11:51:04 PM
When the UFO reporting dude starts calling people crazy you know your case is air tight.
The mental picture of this idiot standing up in court and trying to explain why the other guy's the crazy one makes me giggle.

Harmness

And does anyone else remember a few years ago when Bill O'Reilly threatened a crank caller?  "We have your number, by the way, and Fox Security...."  Goddamn did that make me wish I had a phone.

nika01

Quote from: b_dubb on February 28, 2012, 07:29:53 PM
when I see someone writing "George did a great show" or "George was outstanding", etc .... I almost always do a "NO FUCKING WAY" doubletake. I don't think I need to explain
Yes, you do need to explain, like what the hell are you talking about?  Are you a Noory Lover or something? I listen to all of the hosts and Knapp is the only one that doesn't annoy the hell out of me. He is intelligent and well spoken.  what else could you possibly want? Art Bell to resurrect again?

Quote from: nika01 on March 22, 2012, 05:12:56 PM
... what else could you possibly want?...

Credible guests and something other than 4 hours of monotone?

sleeplessinca

I caught the end of Knapp's open lines and he had a lot of old school callers.  He engaged just enough - along the lines of good of good old Art Bell days.  Fun listen.  George must have these guys screened out and only accept callers who will adore him.


I rather enjoyed C2C this evening.

I enjoyed the open lines on March 23. Much better than the typical open lines show.




Morgus

Some good callers tonight with George Knapp.
Kinda like the old days with Art Bell where he would get former area 51 employees and even callers claiming to be aliens on earth to call in.

WOTR

I loved that Knapp mentioned the piece by Matt Taibbi about the bank of America.  I read it last week, printed it off and it sits on my desk for a co-worker to read on Monday.  I wish George would have read the part about the BOA contributing to crashing the economy because the president engaged in a penis measuring contest with the president of another bank.  Anything Taibbi writes is a great read because he can pepper the article with some colourful language instead of restricting himself to dry commentary.  If anybody wants to read it (or print it off to read later) it is here  http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/bank-of-america-too-crooked-to-fail-20120314


Some of the open lines were almost too much.  Perhaps I have become accustomed to benign ass kissing callers that Noorys screeners allow through, but the guy who "admires your species" and tied the Mayans, aliens, government take overs, the Illuminati and the annunaki together was almost too much of a good thing...

stevesh

Quote from: Morgus on March 24, 2012, 02:59:46 AM
Some good callers tonight with George Knapp.


'Some' being the operative word. One had the solution to all the world's problems. How did I know his website was going to look like this ?

http: //thinktanknow.com/index2.html

WOTR

Quote from: stevesh on March 24, 2012, 03:13:18 AM
'Some' being the operative word. One had the solution to all the world's problems. How did I know his website was going to look like this ?

www.thinktanknow.com
That has to be the worst thing I have seen yet.  The ramblings of a mentally ill person just strung together as each thought comes to him.  He seems like a perfect guest for somebody like Wells who would just let him ramble incoherently for a few hours.  Heck, judging by that site,  Wells wouldn't really even need to stop him for commercial breaks.  Just let him ramble through them and rejoin him after the break...  I assume by the website that this would be one of the legions of mentally ill fans that Noory has who have been scared off of their meds.  Perhaps he is taking cumin instead of anti-psychotics? 


Under the science and reasearch tab we find such gems as "***[MEDICAL REVELATION] - Our Children s' Minds, are Pre-Programmed by age five - to be "Fear-Based Emotional-Slaves". - UCSD. Our Children have become the Guinea Pigs of the Political Petrochemical-Complex .  Have Humans Lost their Humanity?  Have We-Become "Mythical Heroes in Exile" ???   Over 98% of Our 'Mental-Thinking Process', are based on a PRE-Programmed - "Mythical Disruptive-duality 'Brainframe Mind-sets'" - Just to maintain our "Conscious-Prowess" - UCSF.  We've lost "Our Inalienable-Rights" and Our Freedom, Joy, and Love for Everyone & Everything...

  Have We Really become a the "Destructive Snivelized Nation" that caters only to the "Gold-Pool & Social-Emotional Hucksters? - are We really as Stupid as Our Collective-Behavior - See "Waiting for Superman - "Ah' So?"

Hey, i loved the open lines GK did last night. It almost reminded me of AB days of old. We had the kooks, wannabes, disturbed as well as the sincerely mystified. Great show. GK is such a pro, damn, I love when he`s on.

EnterDragon

I knew it was going to be one of the better coast shows right from the start, the way Knapp opened up the show, I wonder if he comes up with that stuff on the fly, or if he writes it. He's a real pro for sure.

GK was certainly on his game  last night. The show moved through every segment without lagging once, plus GK fielded the open lines like a pro.  He asked the right questions and was fully involved with the Area 51 museum people and the BoA story, unlike Simple George who would've phoned it in or else had Celente or Corsi  to explain it to all us imbeciles. And the open lines - they were just like old times, an entertaining mix of the serious, the seriously delusional, the stoners, the wannabes and just plain folks. I don't remember his exact quote to the guy who said he "admired your species" but it was something witty along the lines of "Enjoy your stay" and it made me laugh out loud. You could tell GK was trying very hard not to laugh himself. It's been a long time since I really enjoyed a show. The sad think if if Nooron was on Friday, the show would've sucked.

Quote from: UnscreenedCaller on March 24, 2012, 05:23:54 PM
GK was certainly on his game  last night. The show moved through every segment without lagging once. GK's interest in the Bank of America and Area 51 segments made them interesting - he asked the right questions and was fully involved with the stories, unlike Simple George. And the open lines - they were just like the old times, an entertaining mix of the serious, the seriously delusional, the stoners, the wannabes and just plain folks. I don't remember his exact quote to the guy who said he "admired your species" but it was something sharp along the lines of "Enjoy your stay" and it made me laugh out loud. You could tell GK was trying very hard not to laugh himself. It's been a long time since I really enjoyed a show.


missed it, ill have to check it out.




I wish I could get some sort of an alert on my phone to let me know when Knapp is hosting, he's the only one who currently hosts that I am a fan of.

b_dubb

hey guildnavigator ... i couldn't help but wonder if you had some LA-2A's in your living room.  well?

No, I do not have LA-2A's in my living room.




There was a really crummy user who went troll named Blutsauger. He claimed to own multiple vintage LA-2A's which he kept stacked in his living room and used as an ottoman or alternately for kicking in moments of drunken frustration. He is banned. The avatar is my way of winking at him while he no doubt scours the forum in his post-ban resentment.


Listening to last night's show now. I was excited to hear Knapp playing some Robin Trower! Day of the Eagle! Neat.

wait weren't you there for the blut-saga?

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