George Knapp

[TigerLily]

LOL!  I saw an ad for the bra.  I mean...really!?

How's it look under the sundress? Itchy?

[ItsOver]

C'mon...you go to Noory for that. 

Well, he is a big-time Hollywood star.  The Norma Desmond of our times, without the early fame.  Straight to delusion-ville.

[ShayP]

Urgent WARNING on back of Bamboo Condoms package:

Do NOT use in the presence of Pandas.

I'm willing to take that risk.

[ShayP]

How's it look under the sundress? Itchy?

No bra with the sundress...depending on the fabric.  Regardless, I'd go no bra. 

You are awesome for remembering that old meme. 

[TigerLily]

Urgent WARNING on back of Bamboo Condoms package:

Do NOT use in the presence of Pandas.

So many horrible images flitting through my head and all of them are making me giggle

[Nebraska888]

Well, he is a big-time Hollywood star.  The Norma Desmond of our times, without the early fame.  Straight to delusion-ville.

I am dying laughing here...Ok,  back to the interview!  You kill me.

[TigerLily]

No bra with the sundress...depending on the fabric.  Regardless, I'd go no bra. 

You are awesome for remembering that old meme. 

 

[zeebo]

I think I liked this story better when it was LMH recounting the epic alien air-battle over Greenland (well that's how I remember it).

[TigerLily]

... a few years. Until we squeeze every shekel out of this puppy

[ShayP]

If it came about where DeLonge had the shit beat out of him and as time went by you all learned it was me that did it...would you think less of me?

[TigerLily]

If it came about where DeLonge had the shit beat out of him and as time went by you all learned it was me that did it...would you think less of me?

I'd hold your parasol

[Camazotz Automat]

Major Ed Dames and team remote views Tom DeLonge.

"Target too nebulous," Dames claims.  "We think maybe that the pigment in his tattoos is blocking the event horizon of time.  Because we can't make shit out of what he is saying.  It was like listening to Erich Von Daniken's answering machine, but not nearly as cool."

[=Schlyder=]

we wuz kangs

[zeebo]

... "We think maybe that the pigment in his tattoos is blocking the event horizon of time..."

I just wanted to quote this since even out-of-context it stands as hilarious.

[TigerLily]

Major Ed Dames and team remote views Tom DeLonge.

"Target too nebulous," Dames claims.  "We think maybe that the pigment in his tattoos is blocking the event horizon of time.  Because we can't make shit out of what he is saying.  It was like listening to Erich Von Daniken's answering machine, but not nearly as cool."

Cam is a god. Anyone else is a pretender

[ShayP]

I'd hold your parasol

I wouldn't have that. It's not hot enough for it. Come July though...woooooooooooo! 

....but thank you.   

[Camazotz Automat]

Cam is a god. Anyone else is a pretender

[ShayP]

Why does Knapp do this?  I mean why be affiliated with Noory?  He's an accomplished guy.  He could do this on his own without Coast.

[Dr. MD MD]

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[=Schlyder=]

Arrival sucked balls

[ShayP]

.

Hahahhahahaha!

[TigerLily]

Why does Knapp do this?  I mean why be affiliated with Noory?  He's an accomplished guy.  He could do this on his own without Coast.

He doesn't want to give up his day job?

[JesusJuice]

It's only going to get worse once they open up the phone lines.

Good night, gentlemen.

[ShayP]

He doesn't want to give up his day job?

He doesn't have to. If he broke away from Coast he would do better with his "hobby.'  My opinion of course. 

[ShayP]

It's only going to get worse once they open up the phone lines.

Good night, gentlemen.

Take care JJ.  And don't forget the gentleladies here. (not me...I'm a dude.)

[TigerLily]

Take care JJ.  And don't forget the gentleladies here. (not me...I'm a dude.)

You, sir, are a gentleman

[ShayP]

You, sir, are a gentleman

Thank you ma'am.   

[ShayP]

Tom DeLonge is full of shit.  I repeat...Tom DeLonge is full of shit. 

[ShayP]

I really can't listen to this anymore.

[ShayP]

Time for slumber.  Be well everyone.  Always a pleasure 'hanging out' with you all.    Cheers!