Are you a member of the Mile High Club?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Share the circumstances and your feelings about it after the fact (would you repeat?) if you like.

[Delphi]

My wife and I are planning a trip to Florida and I would love to

[Uncle Duke]

I had a personally compelling, yet brief relationship with a relief tube in a C-21 over the East China Sea after which I had a strong urge to snuggle.  Does that count?

[b_dubb]

OP: are you twelve? I'll take my answer off the I don't care

[Daggit]

OP: are you twelve? I'll take my answer off the I don't care

Methinks that the OP likes to live vicariously through other people. Falkie probably has a more active sex life.

[Kelt]

I'm so terrified of flying that i couldn't get an erection in a plane if you pumped me full of Viagra, Eccies, Jack Daniels, and dick cement (is dick cement a thing?), then sat Lorraine Kelly, Angelina Jolie, and Carol Vorderman on my flaccid love rocket in Business Class , while the in-flight movie was 'Huge Breasted Asian College Girls in Faulty Bikinis', and the stewardesses (i refuse to call them flight attendants) gave me oily prostate exams while smearing themselves in Honey and bbq sauce, as Jennifer Aniston did her Horrible Bosses character routine 6" from my face, and Rowena... who I've had a crush on since about 1986, bounced her giant mellons against the top of my head while begging me...in French... to do her like a filthy farm animal.

Though, admittedly, I'd be willing to test that theory.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm so terrified of flying that i couldn't get an erection in a plane if you pumped me full of Viagra, Eccies, Jack Daniels, and dick cement (is dick cement a thing?), then sat Lorraine Kelly, Angelina Jolie, and Carol Vorderman on my flaccid love rocket in Business Class , while the in-flight movie was 'Huge Breasted Asian College Girls in Faulty Bikinis', and the stewardesses (i refuse to call them flight attendants) gave me oily prostate exams while smearing themselves in Honey and bbq sauce, as Jennifer Aniston did her Horrible Bosses character routine 6" from my face, and Rowena... who I've had a crush on since about 1986, bounced her giant mellons against the top of my head while begging me...in French... to do her like a filthy farm animal.

Though, admittedly, I'd be willing to test that theory.

Sure, but what if Teri Garr showed up? (or was that Paladin's fantasy?)

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm so terrified of flying that i couldn't get an erection in a plane if you pumped me full of Viagra, Eccies, Jack Daniels, and dick cement (is dick cement a thing?), then sat Lorraine Kelly, Angelina Jolie, and Carol Vorderman on my flaccid love rocket in Business Class , while the in-flight movie was 'Huge Breasted Asian College Girls in Faulty Bikinis', and the stewardesses (i refuse to call them flight attendants) gave me oily prostate exams while smearing themselves in Honey and bbq sauce, as Jennifer Aniston did her Horrible Bosses character routine 6" from my face, and Rowena... who I've had a crush on since about 1986, bounced her giant mellons against the top of my head while begging me...in French... to do her like a filthy farm animal.

Though, admittedly, I'd be willing to test that theory.

I wouldn't; Not again anyway. It didn't work for me either.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

OP: are you twelve?

Gosh-wow.  A thread about sex, and the first thing that pops into your mind is "twelve years old."

[aldousburbank]

I'm so terrified of flying that i couldn't get an erection in a plane if you pumped me full of Viagra, Eccies, Jack Daniels, and dick cement (is dick cement a thing?), then sat Lorraine Kelly, Angelina Jolie, and Carol Vorderman on my flaccid love rocket in Business Class , while the in-flight movie was 'Huge Breasted Asian College Girls in Faulty Bikinis', and the stewardesses (i refuse to call them flight attendants) gave me oily prostate exams while smearing themselves in Honey and bbq sauce, as Jennifer Aniston did her Horrible Bosses character routine 6" from my face, and Rowena... who I've had a crush on since about 1986, bounced her giant mellons against the top of my head while begging me...in French... to do her like a filthy farm animal.

Though, admittedly, I'd be willing to test that theory.

My mom and dad did their best to raise me properly. In spite of their efforts, this is one of my favorite posts.

[yumyumtree]

No, and have no desire to be. 

I seldom fly anymore, mostly because I can't afford to travel at all, but also because, between the TSA and the airlines themselves, customers are treated like crap. I'm actually old enough to remember when people could smoke in the back and they gave you a real meal instead of a bag of nuts.

I can think of few more disgusting places for sex than an airplane restroom or any public restroom.

If your'e talking private jet, I may get back to you on that.

But I once read about somebody in flyover(literally) who was really offended that people were having sex regularly above their farm or whatever.  I guess some private pilot was running a service for people for that purpose.  Whatever.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

No, but my gf and I had a lot of fun on the 28th floor of a hotel overlooking Times Square about fifteen years ago.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

No, but my gf and I had a lot of fun on the 28th floor of a hotel overlooking Times Square about fifteen years ago.

So, the 280 foot club, then.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

So, the 280 foot club, then.

Plus several inches....

[Yorkshire pud]

Plus several inches....

It's why women can't park cars. They're told that >---------------------------------< is six inches.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Plus several inches....

Ah I hear what you're saying.

Hahahaha

*wink *wink

Got the sleep number mattress set to extra thick, huh?

[ksm32]

I'm a member of the getting a hand job while driving club.  Many times! I sometimes used to drive our tour bus so our driver could get some rest. I'd be driving stick, she'd be driving ME like she was trying to get the bus unstuck out of a mud hole.  Ya get crazeee eyes..  and  for a moments?  You're BOTH actually driving the bus and everybody's life is in OUR hands

They never knew

BTW! I don't think Art would approve of this thread.