Enjoy my COCK PICS!

[Bart Ell]

Bum lookers!
Cheeky Monkeys!

[jazmunda]

False advertising! What am I going to do with all this mayonnaise now?

[RealCool Daddio]

False advertising! What am I going to do with all this mayonnaise now?

Give yourself a facial.


Then make a sandwich with the mayonnaise.

[Bart Ell]

False advertising! What am I going to do with all this mayonnaise now?

Just throw it on the floor. It will mix in with the cat hair and, by tomorrow, you will not even notice it is there.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

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Ain't he a beauty?

[paladin1991]

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Ain't he a beauty?

*channels the Scorpio killer fm Dirty Harry*
"Mmyyy.....that's a big one."

[paladin1991]

False advertising! What am I going to do with all this mayonnaise now?

Buy a couple of loaves of white bread and invite all the kids in the trailer park over for sandwiches.  Mayo and white bread....mmmmm.

Run them over your Zippo lighter for a hot lunch.

[wr250]

[yoego]

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[jazmunda]

This pleases me.

[3OctaveFart]

I know a dozen different dick tricks. Great fun at parties.

[paladin1991]

I know a dozen different dick tricks. Great fun at parties.

Your detachable penis trickl!  Whoa dude, kills them everytime.

[DinamoDennis]

I am ... disappointed .

[Bart Ell]

I am ... disappointed .

That's what she said.

[Heather Wade]

I know a dozen different dick tricks. Great fun at parties.

Cock magic?

[3OctaveFart]

Aye. Puppetry of the penis. Not just any ordinary sleight of hand, but a true dexterity required.

The Fruit Basket, The Hamburger, The Atomic Mushroom, The Eiffel Tower. And so on.

Fun for the whole family.