Silly 999 Calls

[yumyumtree]

www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/12/23/pizza-hedgehogs-and-shoes-the-least-pressing-emergency-calls-to-a-british-police-department


I realize that we have equally frivolous 9-1-1 callers  in this country--consumer complaints abput fast food seem to be high on the list, but it struck me funny.  These aren't the same people who braved the Blitz.  I also recently learned the term "bovver boy" in this forum, and it sounds like this guy from Manchester might be an example.

[Yorkshire pud]

www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/12/23/pizza-hedgehogs-and-shoes-the-least-pressing-emergency-calls-to-a-british-police-department


I realize that we have equally frivolous 9-1-1 callers  in this country--consumer complaints abput fast food seem to be high on the list, but it struck me funny.  These aren't the same people who braved the Blitz.  I also recently learned the term "bovver boy" in this forum, and it sounds like this guy from Manchester might be an example.

The police often have the recordings of these idiots played on the news to try and put idiots off making the calls. Unsurprisingly the idiots still make the calls. One drunken bitch called the police because her taxi hadn't turned up.

[West of the Rockies]

I recall from my days as a civilian in law enforcement a call to dispatch from a young woman (sorority girl) who had been pleasuring herself with an egg-beater(!) and got it stuck; she requested female EMT's be dispatched to her home.  I am totally going to now steal Redacted's raised Spock eyebrows "Fascinating!" thingy....

[Yorkshire pud]

I recall from my days as a civilian in law enforcement a call to dispatch from a young woman (sorority girl) who had been pleasuring herself with an egg-beater(!) and got it stuck; she requested female EMT's be dispatched to her home.  I am totally going to now steal Redacted's raised Spock eyebrows "Fascinating!" thingy....

The egg beater; single or double yolk?

Ahem.

[yumyumtree]

I recall from my days as a civilian in law enforcement a call to dispatch from a young woman (sorority girl) who had been pleasuring herself with an egg-beater(!) and got it stuck; she requested female EMT's be dispatched to her home.  I am totally going to now steal Redacted's raised Spock eyebrows "Fascinating!" thingy....

I call bovine excrement.

[Heather Wade]

I recall from my days as a civilian in law enforcement a call to dispatch from a young woman (sorority girl) who had been pleasuring herself with an egg-beater(!) and got it stuck; she requested female EMT's be dispatched to her home.  I am totally going to now steal Redacted's raised Spock eyebrows "Fascinating!" thingy....

As well you should.   

[Catsmile]

Poor girl, learned the hard way why it's called an "egg-beater" and not a "meat-beater." 

[Zoo]

Poor girl, learned the hard way why it's called an "egg-beater" and not a "meat-beater." 

Well done-Well done indeed !!1

[Yorkshire pud]

I call bovine excrement.

You could but you're wrong.

[Treading Water]

I recall from my days as a civilian in law enforcement a call to dispatch from a young woman (sorority girl) who had been pleasuring herself with an egg-beater(!) and got it stuck; she requested female EMT's be dispatched to her home.  I am totally going to now steal Redacted's raised Spock eyebrows "Fascinating!" thingy....

I call bovine excrement.

You could but you're wrong.

I knew a guy who worked as a dispatcher for over 30 years.  I believe ANYTHING anyone says about callers.
Except maybe West's eyebrow thingy won't be as perfect as (Red)'s.