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Blast in Russia....yet again...

Started by steelbot, November 23, 2014, 12:34:32 AM

steelbot

Just slightly browsed the forums here, didn't see if anyone had mentioned this...but wtf - why does Russia always get the good shit lol, I WANT HD VIDEOS DAMNIT of these explosions or things...


Anyways, here it is...


http://digg.com/2014/what-exploded

http://youtu.be/w1VpXeo2gKA

http://youtu.be/vf4yRL7nOTM
And it reminds me of the Norway Lights...
http://youtu.be/Ra7FMnpWMhY


Kelt

Absolute shithole of a place, only one or two steps up from Western Africa in terms of social cohesion, but probably worse when it comes to corruption.


I've no doubt the silly fuckers have blown themselves up and are keeping quiet about it, because they want to maintain the perception that they are an uber-race of terrestrial gods who can do no wrong. A view held by everyone, and by everyone I do of course mean no-one.




Zoo

Because everyone has a gopro in their car. See in Russia if someone fucks with you in your car Russians goes nuts thats why!!1

jazmunda

Quote from: steelbot on November 23, 2014, 12:34:32 AM
why does Russia always get the good shit

I'm not sure you want to be so close to something like that.

steelbot

Quote from: jazmunda on November 23, 2014, 03:09:58 PM
I'm not sure you want to be so close to something like that.
OH you're right Jaz, Nimby but, I want HD up close pics lol!!

area51drone

I think I read somewhere that Russia has a plethora of dash cams because of the way their insurance works.   I'm sure if we had a lot of people driving around with cameras we'd have lots of cool video too.

Kelt

I've had a dashcam for a few months now, and aside from a few people driving like dickheads there's very little of any entertainment value to be seen. 


Russia, on the other hand, is an interesting place to drive.  Dead stop in traffic at 5:30 in Moscow, people just start driving along the sidewalk.  And not carefully.  They'll tear along the sidewalk like it's their own private lane. The first few times I saw it I was all, "What in the name of fuck?"  but after the hundredth time you see an Eastern European jalopy hurtle past you on the sidewalk, as Muscovites dive for safety, it starts to lose that magical appeal of the bizarre and unusual.


I genuinely believe that short of personally pissing off Vladimir Putin there's nothing you can't get away with in Russia, assuming you've got the cash to make the victim of your actions go to jail instead of you. 



I did once suggest that Russians might have slightly fewer accidents if they slowed down in cold, icy conditions.  This was met by me being told by a Russian, "No! Fuck you! We must drive fast all time! Very fast!" 


But the dashcam thing in Russia is because people realised they could get big compensation if they threw themselves onto the hood of a car that was either moving slowly or completely stopped. They would then roll around oy-ing and vey-ing, as though they'd been struck by a speeding vehicle.  Then they'd sue the car owner, or more likely the car owner's insurance company. 


Speaking as a Westerner with more cash than the average Russian has for bribing officials, I'm confident I could quite deliberately aim my vehicle at some dear old Babooshka, smash into her at 100kph, and drag her from one side of Moscow to the other, laughing maniacally and beeping my horn in time to her agonised screams... and for a 20 buck bribe to the cops, militia, or HOMOS that old lady is going to prison, my friend.


Lots of cool stuff to be seen on a Russian dashcam, because they're lunatics.




eyenoeyeno

Quote from: Kelt on November 23, 2014, 08:45:06 PM

I genuinely believe that short of personally pissing off Vladimir Putin there's nothing you can't get away with in Russia, assuming you've got the cash to make the victim of your actions go to jail instead of you. 


I'm getting a bunch of cash and going to Russia. 
Let me know if anyone has any idea as on how to get the cash.

Quote from: eyenoeyeno on November 24, 2014, 12:39:21 PM
I'm getting a bunch of cash and going to Russia. 
Let me know if anyone has any idea as on how to get the cash.

Ask Major Ed Dames.  He had the same idea so started remote viewing gold deposits.

eyenoeyeno

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 24, 2014, 01:02:38 PM
Ask Major Ed Dames.  He had the same idea so started remote viewing gold deposits.

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