Naked man rapes pit bull, says ISIS sent him

[bateman]

http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2014/10/27/naked-man-accused-of-raping-pit-bull-in-neighbors-yard-says-isis-sent-him/

Alice Woodruff told WTNH-TV that she confronted her neighbor at gunpoint while he was performing sex acts on her rescue pit bull that is kept on an 800-pound tow chain in her backyard.

“I thought my dog had killed somebody because I saw a man underneath her,” Woodruff explained to WTNH. “I started to scream. I had a citronella candle and I threw it at him, screaming ‘get off my dog, you have to get out of here.’ He said, ‘No, today is the day we are going to spend the rest of our lives together.’”

Oddly, this did not take place in FL.

[ksm32]

What the dog wearing? Sometimes I'd swear they're just asking for it.

[Eddie Coyle]

     Hope it wasn't a male dog. That would make the guy weird.

[albrecht]

Florida Man got a cheap ticket from SWA and visited? But, maybe not, that area has some fruitcakes also. Though they tend more to get reality shows.

[popple]

No doubt he would get a rose on the Mama June bachelorette show.

[Kelt]

How old was the dog?

[FightTheFuture]

http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2014/10/27/naked-man-accused-of-raping-pit-bull-in-neighbors-yard-says-isis-sent-him/

Oddly, this did not take place in FL.

Or South Carolina, which interstingly enough, for those of you keeping score at home, is known for it's horse buggery.



http://youtu.be/y3M6dlgicoE

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

How old was the dog?

In most states, it would have to be about 2 1/2 to be legal in human years.

[albrecht]

How old was the dog?

these questions?!?
Animal involved was a male dog, otherwise article would call it a bitch.
Animal involved was an adult dog, otherwise it would be called a puppy.
Clearly this dog was: of age-of-consent and since a male-on-male encounter should be instantly married and enrolled in the Army (simply for the judge to throw out the breach-of-peace charge and leave the country since not many support such lifestyle choices, but clearly primary mission of the military is social experimentation.)

They could serve together to go after the Obama former-"rebels," like ISIL/S/SI, running amok! Serve together and take that "fox hole" experience to a new level! Heck he already says they support him. And I'm sure McCain who like Obama, but took photo-ops with the "rebels", wouldn't mind a new K-9 unit to help out in the new wars against troops and weapons we allowed them to have!

[ksm32]

     Hope it wasn't a male dog. That would make the guy weird.

..and queer.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Alice Woodruff told WTNH-TV that she confronted her neighbor at gunpoint while he was performing sex acts on her rescue pit bull that is kept on an 800-pound tow chain in her backyard.

dog must have had a tough name.... like Tinker.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Chances are that dog is going to think twice the next time someone says, "Roll over!"

[Yorkshire pud]

Chances are that dog is going to think twice the next time someone says, "Roll over!"

Is that the foreplay?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Alice Woodruff told WTNH-TV that she confronted her neighbor at gunpoint while he was performing sex acts on her rescue pit bull that is kept on an 800-pound tow chain in her backyard.

How old was the tow chain?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

When the man asked the dog how it wanted it, the dog said, "Ruff!"

[Yorkshire pud]

When the man asked the dog how it wanted it, the dog said, "Ruff!"

Are you here all week? Should we tell our friends?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Are you here all week? Should we tell our friends?

Yes, and don't forget to trip your waitress. 

[Kelt]

Animal involved was a male dog, otherwise article would call it a bitch.

It's probably just as well... the headline, "Man Rapes Bitch" would probably look like the author's sympathies lay with the Raper rather than the Rapee.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yes, and don't forget to trip your waitress.

And when I do and she goes arse over tit into the cheesecake trolley, I'll tell her you told me to do it. Seriously.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

And when I do and she goes arse over tit into the cheesecake trolley, I'll tell her you told me to do it. Seriously.

"Cheesecake Trolley" would have been a great name for a sixties psychedelic band.

[Yorkshire pud]

"Cheesecake Trolley" would have been a great name for a sixties psychedelic band.

How do you know there wasn't?...........................

[b_dubb]

this thread is wrong

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

How do you know there wasn't?...........................

Okay, you got me there.  I don't know, because I lived through the sixties and therefore can't remember them.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

this thread is wrong

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[phrodo]

Chances are that dog is going to think twice the next time someone says, "Roll over!"

Was the dog trained to come on command?

[pate]

You had me at "800 foot tow chain" or somesuch... 

Either that is enough length to let the hound 'fuck around' or heavy enough to entice the same from the neighborhood...