In Before Hoagland

[Kelt]

Has anyone else seen the face on Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko?

I love how the name just rolls off the tongue.... Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko.

Anyway, after some considerable amount of study, I noticed a face carved on the surface of Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko that seems to defy any kind of explanation that doesn't involve aliens.

Too slow, Hoagland.

Much, much too slow.

I'll see you all on Coast, when G-Dog has me on to discuss my theory about how that remarkable structure could have been formed.

[Yorkshire pud]

It fits; look at the data.


http://youtu.be/ZCwlCYyom9s

[Dateline]

The face, the face within the comet.  It looks like Goofy if you want to go to the Disneyland theories, or if you want to go another way, I can see Scooby-Doo in the formation.  That takes you down a paranormal path.

Either way there are a lot of tales to tell. . ...

[cweb]

Give Hoagie a break. It's football Sunday and he's busy preparing his patented white crow chip dip.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is that the one the ESA's Rosetta spacecraft is orbiting?  I know what's going on here.

Notice the face is dark orange.  What else is orange?  Pumpkins.  And this looks like a face you would carve into a pumpkin.  It's a Jack-O-Roid.  When do you carve pumpkins?  Halloween, of course.  The Rosetta spacecraft is scheduled to land on November 11 but this is the signal -- to anyone who is paying attention, and especially the Russians and the Vatican -- that the spacecraft will actually set down on October 31 -- Halloween!  It has to do this because on that day, Halloween, which I've deduced by looking at this very obvious carving of a face, President Obama is going to give his yearly All Saints' Eves address.  But instead of pardoning a pumpkin, he's going to tell us this asteroid is artificial.  And he'll know that because they'll secretly have telemetry from Rosetta which just landed on Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, which they'll confirm actually has a molded rubber skin.  Do you get it George.. I mean Kelt?  Disclosure is finally going to happen, and it's going to happen on October 31 2014!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Has anyone else seen the face on Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko?

I hadn't seen that--good one!  It kind of reminds me of the monstrous manifestation of Morbius' Id in "Forbidden Planet."

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And it reminds me of this guy, too.

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[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is that the one the ESA's Rosetta spacecraft is orbiting?  I know what's going on here.

...he's going to tell us this asteroid is artificial....

You might think I slipped when I called it an asteroid because it's really a comet.  But if you've been listening you know that's just what the powers that be want you to think.  It's actually an artificial Jack-O-Roid.  I've been saying that ever since 1969 when it was first discovered and even before then, but NASA wouldn't listen.

[Yorkshire pud]

You might think I slipped when I called it an asteroid because it's really a comet.  But if you've been listening you know that's just what the powers that be want you to think.  It's actually an artificial Jack-O-Roid.  I've been saying that ever since 1969 when it was first discovered and even before then, but NASA wouldn't listen.

They're philistines. It's why the ESA have had to do the mission. When RCH is up to speed on things, I'm sure he'll present a full in-depth and carefully researched analysis of the current mission by the spacecraft and landing robot. He will (Cont, pp94)

[b_dubb]

clearly this comet is alive and looking for a food source.  we can only hope that it lands in sherman oaks, ca and gobbles up certain people in the radio industry.

[zeebo]

...The Rosetta spacecraft is scheduled to land on November 11 but this is the signal -- to anyone who is paying attention, and especially the Russians and the Vatican -- that the spacecraft will actually set down on October 31 -- Halloween!  ...

It's all so obvious, of course only if you're being "truly intellectually honest", like Hoagie.

[Yorkshire pud]

It had to happen.....


Is Hoagland behind this do you think?


http://youtu.be/uU2Syws5DgU

[cweb]

Is that the one the ESA's Rosetta spacecraft is orbiting?  I know what's going on here.

Notice the face is dark orange.  What else is orange?  Pumpkins.  And this looks like a face you would carve into a pumpkin.  It's a Jack-O-Roid.  When do you carve pumpkins?  Halloween, of course.  The Rosetta spacecraft is scheduled to land on November 11 but this is the signal -- to anyone who is paying attention, and especially the Russians and the Vatican -- that the spacecraft will actually set down on October 31 -- Halloween!  It has to do this because on that day, Halloween, which I've deduced by looking at this very obvious carving of a face, President Obama is going to give his yearly All Saints' Eves address.  But instead of pardoning a pumpkin, he's going to tell us this asteroid is artificial.  And he'll know that because they'll secretly have telemetry from Rosetta which just landed on Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, which they'll confirm actually has a molded rubber skin.  Do you get it George.. I mean Kelt?  Disclosure is finally going to happen, and it's going to happen on October 31 2014!

Exactly!
South Park - Buttsex

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It had to happen.....


Is Hoagland behind this do you think?


http://youtu.be/uU2Syws5DgU

The music makes it real.

[nextgen.fm]

Ever Read Hogland's DARK MISSION?

lol

[cweb]

You don't read Dark Mission, you strap yourself in and feel the hyperdimensional physics!

[expat]

The very first sentence of that horrible book is "The NASA we have known for 50 years has been a lie" -- and that sentence is itself a lie. It goes on from there.

[b_dubb]

nah hyperdimensional physics went out of fashion in the 90's.  now it's all about torsion field physics. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

nah hyperdimensional physics went out of fashion in the 90's.  now it's all about torsion field physics.

I thought the big question in physics today is how we are going to reconcile Hoagland's torsion field theory with Hoagland's hyperdimensional physics.  Anyone who can do that has found the Holy Grail of science.

[Yorkshire pud]

I thought the big question in physics today is how we are going to reconcile Hoagland's torsion field theory with Hoagland's hyperdimensional physics.  Anyone who can do that has found the Holy Grail of science.

RCH has, it's in the data.. 19.5 degrees.

[b_dubb]

My bad.  Torsion field physics have also fallen out of fashion.  Now it's all about Lawsonomy.

http://www.wired.com/2014/10/fantastically-wrong-lawsonomy/

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

RCH has, it's in the data.. 19.5 degrees.

That man is such a genius.  I hope he has a son or daughter who can lead us into the Age of Nefarious.

[Yorkshire pud]

That man is such a genius.  I hope he has a son or daughter who can lead us into the Age of Nefarious.

Along with it's close cousins Nebulous, and Dubious.

[wr250]

That man is such a genius.  I hope he has a son or daughter who can lead us into the Age of Nefarious.

Along with it's close cousins Nebulous, and Dubious.

i thought noory is leading the way to nebulous, and aldous has the dubious?

[Kelt]

I thought the big question in physics today is how we are going to reconcile Hoagland's torsion field theory with Hoagland's hyperdimensional physics.  Anyone who can do that has found the Holy Grail of science.

I find this solution to be both elegant and practical.

[nextgen.fm]

The very first sentence of that horrible book is "The NASA we have known for 50 years has been a lie" -- and that sentence is itself a lie. It goes on from there.

lol

[nextgen.fm]

I thought the big question in physics today is how we are going to reconcile Hoagland's torsion field theory with Hoagland's hyperdimensional physics.  Anyone who can do that has found the Holy Grail of science.

I admit...I actually own a copy of it.

I just had to buy a copy to make sure it actually existed.

[Yorkshire pud]

Note the little cross at the right middle of the photo....I'm not saying it's aliens, and neither is Hoagland.

http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/mer/gallery/all/1/m/3720/1M458433044EFFCEQKP2955M2M1.HTML

[ComeBackArt]

It's so obvious that the face on the comet is the result of Martian manipulation of torsion fields. It's "physics" guys!

[Juan]

Note the little cross at the right middle of the photo....I'm not saying it's aliens, and neither is Hoagland.

http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/mer/gallery/all/1/m/3720/1M458433044EFFCEQKP2955M2M1.HTML

It's clearly a 4-cylinder radial aircraft engine viewed from the front.  It was probably carved into the rock by some kind of cargo cult.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

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Credits for photo post:  Jazmunda.

I have just discovered that Comet 67P is completely artificial.  It is, in fact, a shoe left over from the giant Nibiru race, last time their planet passed by and they stepped over onto Earth.  To deduce this, I used the observational skills and understanding of scale I learned from reading the works of Mike Bara.