Eternal Fire for Satan!!!!!!

[Stellar]

Satan if you lit a match and held your pinky finger on it for 2 seconds; image what that would feel like for eternity!

[onan]

Less painful than your posts.

[aldousburbank]

Sounds pretty cool
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[ksm32]

At the very least, you usually put some thought into your yet another new thread.. This is just a brand new lame.

[aldousburbank]

At the very least, you usually put some thought into your yet another new thread.. This is just a brand new lame.

Here, maybe this will help:


God if you held your pinky on it for two seconds; image what that would feel like for two hours.

[ksm32]

Here, maybe this will help:


God if you held your pinky on it for two seconds; image what that would feel like for two hours.

Please clarify Aldous! is the two hours for her or me? And who reaps the two hour reward may I ask?

[aldousburbank]

Please clarify Aldous! is the two hours for her or me? And who reaps the two hour reward may I ask?

Yes

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Less painful than your posts.

*laff*

[Tarbaby]

How about if all thread creation had to be preapproved by the GabCast panel.:-)

[Yorkshire pud]

How about if all thread creation had to be preapproved by the GabCast panel.:-)

98% wouldn't be allowed.

[StabWound]

Satan if you lit a match and held your pinky finger on it for 2 seconds; image what that would feel like for eternity!

Whoa that will sure show him

[Tarbaby]

98% wouldn't be allowed.

suits me fine.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I don't think anyone needs convincing that pain hurts.  I don't think that's a good argument to try to sway anyone to believe in eternal damnation.

I would like to ask, how did you come to possess such an exception faith?  Was it something you developed recently through a lifelong struggle of asking questions and searching for answers, or is it just something you always had?

[Kelt]

So I'm the only one who noticed that he omitted an exclamation mark in the title of this thread?

[Stellar]

98% wouldn't be allowed.

Barry Obama cast into the LAKE OF FIRE for Betrayal.



Holyghost

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Holyghost

That looks like a hostage video. Did your captors force you to record it?

[Yorkshire pud]

That looks like a hostage video. Did your captors force you to record it?

The person who is negotiating his release needs to be arrested. Seriously.

[Stellar]

The person who is negotiating his release needs to be arrested. Seriously.

On a Evil Trail (The Devil)

Everything within Satan’s grasp begins on a tiny trail likened to the path of a wimpy ant; Additionally, Satan’s witless endeavor for worship must be from inept logic; as compared to the worker who proceeds with deception for gain. Thus, Satan’s evil absurdity and his folly towards the pursuit of an unattainable level or power status can be viewed as plain evil.  Moreover, trying to acquire the essence of power and praise like God is bizarre; because, he was not derived from God. And so good ants follow the sticky path, so as not to become lost or burned.  It would seem fundamentally anyway, that a mere ant has greater faculties than Satan, because it stays the course. Finally evil, along with the self proclaimed wimpy ant (i.e. Satan) crawls along the trail into a fire pit will find the weight equal to its mind; this path of an eternal lake of fire awaits Satan.



HATE BITING FIRE ANTS? KILL AND BURN THEM WITH GAS AND FIRE!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The person who is negotiating his release needs to be arrested. Seriously.

On the other hand, it could be profitable.  Are you familiar with "The Ransom of Red Chief" by O. Henry?

And why didn't you tell us the truth about Hello Kitty?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

On a Evil Trail (The Devil)

Everything within Satan’s grasp begins on a tiny trail likened to the path of a wimpy ant

Ants are not wimpy.  And they have high hopes.  High apple pie in the sky hopes.  Ooops, there goes another rubber tree plant.

[Yorkshire pud]

On the other hand, it could be profitable.  Are you familiar with "The Ransom of Red Chief" by O. Henry?

I ain't done any of that book lernin sheet. Erm, no.

And why didn't you tell us the truth about Hello Kitty?

Because you can't handle the truth. Richard Greer told me to say that. Ooops, Dr R Greer.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Satan was not derived from God?  That contradicts everything I know about Christianity.

[Yorkshire pud]

Satan was not derived from God?  That contradicts everything I know about Christianity.

You promised you wouldn't confuse Stellar...Now you're doing it on purpose! May all Canadian camels be infected with lice.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

You promised you wouldn't confuse Stellar...Now you're doing it on purpose! May all Canadian camels be infected with lice.

Damn, you know our camels are our primary export.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Satan if you lit a match and held your pinky finger on it for 2 seconds; image what that would feel like for eternity!

Will the tape self-destruct in five seconds?

[The Alcoholic]