You Sheeple!!!

[jazmunda]

No this isn't a Stellar thread.

You have all been peeling mangos the wrong way!

http://youtu.be/56FtHRnttmw

You Fools!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

You won the fight before I even opened the thread. My only way to counter is to name the forum "You Sheeple".

[albrecht]

And I was about to find an Alex Jones clip with him yelling "oBAAAAma!" in responsible to the sheeple subject. Or trot out the line about "democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner." Haha. Btw, speaking of stereo types, the sheep stuff seems to always be a subject of you lot down under.

[jazmunda]

Btw, speaking of stereo types, the sheep stuff seems to always be a subject of you lot down under.

I'll refer you to our neighbors across the ditch.

[eddie dean]

10 Classic Science Experiments You Can Do at Home…: http://youtu.be/fkzWjr1luzY

[albrecht]

I'll refer you to our neighbors across the ditch.

What was that old joke? When asked why he was f@ckin the sheep on a clifff edge, he replied so she pushed back. (Apply to new zealander, scot, aggie, etc)

[jazmunda]

10 Classic Science Experiments You Can Do at Home…: http://youtu.be/fkzWjr1luzY

Everything you know is wrong.

Sheeple!!!!!

[jazmunda]

What was that old joke? When asked why he was f@ckin the sheep on a clifff edge, he replied so she pushed back. (Apply to new zealander, scot, aggie, etc)

I know where I'm taking my sheep dates from now on.

I like how you write fucking with a @ and no g as if that makes it cleaner especially in a joke about beastiality.

[eddie dean]

What was that old joke? When asked why he was f@ckin the sheep on a clifff edge, he replied so she pushed back. (Apply to new zealander, scot, aggie, etc)

lol
and wear tall boots to put the sheep's back legs in so they don't run away

[albrecht]

I know where I'm taking my sheep dates from now on.

I like how you write fucking with a @ and no g as if that makes it cleaner especially in a joke about beastiality.

Haha. Thks. Mainly is I don't know what moderated means on boards. And, frankly, still not used to cussing in public or whatever. But also all jokes, even -or maybe even better- beastiality jokes can be more funny without express mention. Telling the joke I would use not even the f@ckin but describe scene so one knows whats up without crudeness. Think sex scenes n innuendo n jokes n older movies. More funny or provocative cause you got to "get it."

[Catsmile]

Use a mug, or let a beautiful island girl peel and feed me a mango... humm?
What a sheep I've been. I'll have to make little baa baa sounds next time.
She'll look at me strangely, smile and softly giggle. Making that mango all the sweeter.

[jazmunda]

You've been peeling Apples the wrong way Sheeple.

http://youtu.be/S1hTKfkJtzM

[Treading Water]

  I have learned so much since becoming a member of BellGab!!   

[onan]

I have learned so much since becoming a member of BellGab!!   

Yeah... me too... and now I am scared to click links.

[jazmunda]

I bet you Sheeple separate eggs the way they want you to separate them.

http://youtu.be/um9kFkacLKU

[missing transmission]

I've always opened mangoes the same way

[jazmunda]

I love the Crazy Russian Hacker and so should you sheeple.

Oh and you've been ironing your shirts wrong. Sheeple!

http://youtu.be/BZXgCPIET74

[albrecht]

I love the Crazy Russian Hacker and so should you sheeple.

Oh and you've been ironing your shirts wrong. Sheeple!

http://youtu.be/BZXgCPIET74

I like him also but this one is his weakest. I guess no Chinese laundry in area so have to do yourself? Fine. Heck, even in fairly decent hotels they have a line in shower for drying stuff or even a trouser press. N "drip-n-dry"  was a marketing promo for years. Personally, I like to iron my shirts on the floor n then leave an iron burn on the carpet. Let the maids clean that up! Kidding but bizarre how many times ive seen ironing stain on a hotel carpet. Always thought wtf?

[jazmunda]

You stupid Sheeple have been using ketchup cups the wrong way.

http://youtu.be/PgZtZ9qs3yY

Stop believing the propaganda.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Someone should introduce this kid to 'spoons'.  Much easier to scoop the mango from its skin as you would an avocado.

[eddie dean]

I love the Crazy Russian Hacker and so should you sheeple.

Oh and you've been ironing your shirts wrong. Sheeple!

http://youtu.be/BZXgCPIET74

Agreed. I've been watching his life hacks and science experiments for several months. He is pretty entertaining. Not because of the ideas he rips off 'borrows' from other youtube vids, but because of his heavy Russian accent and  trouble pronouncing the English language.

"no need to irun your shiurwt. Put it on a hangwer in hot shower. The stem will flaten the shiurwt"

He has over 2 million subscribers to his channel, so he is doing something right!

[eddie dean]

Jazmunda, the crazy Russian says:

You've Been Pooping Wrong in the Public Restrooms: http://youtu.be/CCSGMR64VO8

[jazmunda]

Why having you been using cling wrap and aluminum foil wrong?

http://youtu.be/aGiPh_UPzEw

[jazmunda]

Jazmunda, the crazy Russian says:

You've Been Pooping Wrong in the Public Restrooms: http://youtu.be/CCSGMR64VO8

Thank you for this. I have filed it away in the memory bank.

Usually my public restroom breaks occur without much time to think or prepare.

[yumyumtree]

What was that old joke? When asked why he was f@ckin the sheep on a clifff edge, he replied so she pushed back. (Apply to new zealander, scot, aggie, etc)

Or Montanan, I'm sorry to add.

[jazmunda]

Of course you've been putting on your swimming caps the wrong way.

http://youtu.be/BtFJVbcSxFk