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Michelle O is a Tranny?

Started by Ruteger, July 04, 2014, 02:09:32 PM

Ruteger

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2014/07/04/can-joan-rivers-survive-obamas-insults

Rumors are rampant of "Bathhouse Barry's" Chicago gay-scene exploits. Example: Reggie Love. You can Google "Michelle is a man" and find lots of interesting material.

Obama is evil and a puppet, but the people pulling his strings are much worse.

I hope Ms. Rivers has a comprehensive life insurance policy  8)


Yorkshire pud

Joan Rivers: She makes stupid people look even more stupid. Impossible to believe, but true.

Latch onto a not funny joke (lets face it, she wasn't funny 20 years ago) and run with it as getting someones pants in a knot... And believe it will! Breitbart says so...  ::)

Quote from: Ruteger on July 04, 2014, 02:09:32 PM
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2014/07/04/can-joan-rivers-survive-obamas-insults

Rumors are rampant of "Bathhouse Barry's" Chicago gay-scene exploits. Example: Reggie Love. You can Google "Michelle is a man" and find lots of interesting material.

Obama is evil and a puppet, but the people pulling his strings are much worse.

I hope Ms. Rivers has a comprehensive life insurance policy  8)

I still can't figure out how they smuggled those two Kenyan orphans they're passing off as their daughters into the country.  Has anyone ever seen their birth certificates? 

Ruteger

Exactly. Where are the photos of the children and parents in their infancy? EVERYONE has those - right? These kids are props. Nothing more.

Obama has lied repeatedly (with proof) on most everything. You don't think his life is also a lie?

Quote from: Ruteger on July 04, 2014, 02:32:03 PM
Exactly. Where are the photos of the children and parents in their infancy?

I figured they just faked some.  That would have been the smart thing to do.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 04, 2014, 02:45:49 PM
I figured they just faked some.  That would have been the smart thing to do.

Okay, I wasn't going to say it as it's still technically classified: The Obama 'children' are really incredibly intricate bio/mechanical representations of real children. So advanced, they are indistinguishable from real human children.

Some say that they're powered by real food, others by lithium ion batteries mounted in their knees. I only know the sketchy details as I was only involved on the fringes of project 'mannequin'. It was done in the UK, in the confines of a disused airbase away from prying eyes in the mid to late 90's. The Uk was chosen because it had access to the best brains in the business and none of them accidentally shooting their creation. Furthermore it was found that if certain electrical and organic stimulus was introduced the two subjects spoke ....(cont pp94)

Ruteger

What's the deal with "her" Adam's apple, man-hands and shoulders and arms? let's not forget this tidy pic...

http://barackovomit.wordpress.com/2012/05/09/a-bulging-crotch-the-michelle-obama-story/

Quote from: Ruteger on July 04, 2014, 03:24:30 PM
What's the deal with "her" Adam's apple, man-hands and shoulders and arms? let's not forget this tidy pic...

http://barackovomit.wordpress.com/2012/05/09/a-bulging-crotch-the-michelle-obama-story/

People say the same about "her."  I smell a conspiracy, or a mutiny of preverts.  Especially after reading the link and finding out Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite.  Damn.

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Ruteger

Yep. Everyone has a larynx at a 45 degree angle. What's your point?

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 04, 2014, 03:42:13 PM
People say the same about "her."  I smell a conspiracy, or a mutiny of preverts.  Especially after reading the link and finding out Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite.  Damn.

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onan

Oh ffs... let's say it is true... who fucking cares? Shit, the person that started this thread couldn't get laid in a whore house with hundreds falling out of his zipper.

Ruteger bought a house in a Long Beach, and actually lived in Tranny Town, so he would know best.

NowhereInTime

Ruteger is a mental disorder.
And a self loathing tranny.

b_dubb

Ruteger has completely cratered. I'll never again mistake him for a reasonable person.



Quote from: Ruteger on July 04, 2014, 05:18:32 PM
Yep. Everyone has a larynx at a 45 degree angle. What's your point?

Quote from: Ruteger on July 04, 2014, 03:24:30 PM
What's the deal with "her" Adam's apple, man-hands and shoulders and arms?.

I was just offering another example of what you brought up, and was wondering if it could be more than coincidence.  Ambiguity makes me uncomfortable.


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: someguy on July 04, 2014, 10:05:35 PM
are you kidding me

Rutger doesn't kid...he really does believe any right wing shit he has read to him. Have you seen the link he posted? I took a cursory look and says all I need to know.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on July 04, 2014, 08:12:16 PM
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Noooooooo...where did you get that photo from? They were the Mk1 versions of the bio/mechanical children. Not for public release.

SciFiAuthor

Morons. EVERYONE knows that Michelle had children. None of them look much like Barack though. Clearly that means that Barack is the transsexual which in turn means that Michelle was an artificially inseminated lesbian, likely done in Indonesia, and the girls are non-citizens and likely radical Islamic transsexuals themselves. But that's nothing new, how do you think the Clintons reproduced? Sex? Um no, Bill would have never cigared Monica if he was getting any from Hillary. Chelsea was clearly cloned, look at the snaggle teeth.

Seriously, if this one becomes a conspiracy theory on the right, I will puke. It was Joan Rivers blabbering. There is no fire underneath this smoke.


wr250

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on July 05, 2014, 01:11:01 AM
Morons. EVERYONE knows that Michelle had children. None of them look much like Barack though. Clearly that means that Barack is the transsexual which in turn means that Michelle was an artificially inseminated lesbian, likely done in Indonesia, and the girls are non-citizens and likely radical Islamic transsexuals themselves. But that's nothing new, how do you think the Clintons reproduced? Sex? Um no, Bill would have never cigared Monica if he was getting any from Hillary. Chelsea was clearly cloned, look at the snaggle teeth.

Seriously, if this one becomes a conspiracy theory on the right, I will puke. It was Joan Rivers blabbering. There is no fire underneath this smoke.

is this the same 81yr old joan rivers that has spent untold millions on face lifts so she can have a youthful, but plastic face?

Little Hater

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 04, 2014, 02:57:14 PM
Okay, I wasn't going to say it as it's still technically classified: The Obama 'children' are really incredibly intricate bio/mechanical representations of real children. So advanced, they are indistinguishable from real human children.

Some say that they're powered by real food, others by lithium ion batteries mounted in their knees. I only know the sketchy details as I was only involved on the fringes of project 'mannequin'. It was done in the UK, in the confines of a disused airbase away from prying eyes in the mid to late 90's. The Uk was chosen because it had access to the best brains in the business and none of them accidentally shooting their creation. Furthermore it was found that if certain electrical and organic stimulus was introduced the two subjects spoke ....(cont pp94)

Nice try, but everyone knows that the British can't even get the electrics in their cars to work.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Little Hater on July 05, 2014, 03:40:10 AM
Nice try, but everyone knows that the British can't even get the electrics in their cars to work.

Can you point to your appeal to authority that underpins that claim?

Juan

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 05, 2014, 04:30:18 AM
Can you point to your appeal to authority that underpins that claim?
Everyone here who had an English car knows Lucas was called The Lord of Darkness.
http://www4.ncsu.edu/~mtmorris/index3.html

Bart Ell

My nanny was a tranny and she was hung like a horse,
my nanny was a tranny and she was hung like a horse,
my nanny was a tranny and she was hung like a horse,
And Elvis blew her!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Juan on July 05, 2014, 05:55:18 AM
Everyone here who had an English car knows Lucas was called The Lord of Darkness.
http://www4.ncsu.edu/~mtmorris/index3.html

Lucas also sold genuine burnt electrical wiring smoke too. ;D http://www3.telus.net/bc_triumph_registry/smoke.htm

Not sure they even exist now, haven't for some years.

But that was when the UK had a mass produced home grown car industry. These days most is foreign owned but built here. Jaguar, Land Rover, Certain BMW, Aston Martin, McClaren, Honda, Toyota, Nissan. Agricultural, Plant, Buses. Almost all F1 cars and R&D within. A Huge amount of specialist engine, chassis, and transmission development that goes into mainstream and racing cars used throughout the world comes from the UK.   
 

Foodlion

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 04, 2014, 02:23:46 PM
I still can't figure out how they smuggled those two Kenyan orphans they're passing off as their daughters into the country.  Has anyone ever seen their birth certificates?

Good point actually. His kids don't even seem like his. Of all the past presidents there was a family transparency at the basic level. The first family appears more of a cardboard cutout.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Foodlion on July 05, 2014, 07:26:17 AM
Good point actually. His kids don't even seem like his. Of all the past presidents there was a family transparency at the basic level. The first family appears more of a cardboard cutout.

They're not made from cardboard, but a finely woven (to molecular level) artificial skin. Have you ever seen the kids wear a bullet proof vest? Ask yourself why not...

It's because their skin is five times stronger than Kevlar. I'll get into trouble for revealing all this, but it needs to be told goddamit.

albrecht

I always heard he actually was a middle-linebacker on a scholarship at Oregon State before the surgery. However, the latest information is that Michelle kept "the package" (as seen in all those photos and videos when bad cameras angle show.) Interestingly, the more credible information in terms of the "down low" history of that character Obama is that Obama is a pitcher, not a catcher- but considering that he is more masculine, and certainly more stronger and angrier, I'm guess that was also disinformation and Michelle/Michael is the "male" in this bizarre relationship. Not casting stones or criticizing. To each his/her/blt own. And clearly being raised by a cross-dressing, homosexual nanny in an Islamic country in a dictatorship caused some "issues." But he should come out. And even Obama should come out because there is a security risk hiding information. Also taxpayers would save money on all those separate vacations with "body-men" and the like. They could go together. Right there on vacations and weekend trips more oftern, right there help the budget.

Quote from: Foodlion on July 05, 2014, 07:26:17 AM
Good point actually. His kids don't even seem like his...
I know, right?  All black people are supposed to look the same, so how do you explain the Obamas?  Maybe they are actually white people in black face.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on July 05, 2014, 09:46:18 AM
I know, right?  All black people are supposed to look the same, so how do you explain the Obamas?  Maybe they are actually white people in black face.

Unless you can come up with some other reasonable explanation, instead of some commie crap about genetics, chromosomes and stuff? Aren't all people white?

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