banned bellgabbers, welcome back

[Mind Flayer Monk]

It is now a race for number one!
Inheritance jokes may be the inside track to number one on the ALL NEW BAN LIST.

I'm convinced the FBI forced MV to unban these people so they could gather evidence against them to use in court.

[Jackstar]

[bottomfeederareus]

Which of the unbanned bellgabbers will get banned again? Any bets??

[bottomfeederareus]

I'm convinced the FBI forced MV to unban these people so they could gather evidence against them to use in court.

I think that the NSA forced MV not the FBI.

[paladin1991]

I think that the NSA forced MV not the FBI.

No.  It was Homeland Insecurity.

[Jackstar]

No.  It was Homeland Insecurity.

Dana Carvey Church Lady


Dang, yo. I ain't seen all dem trees since Danang.

[Eddie Coyle]

       The biggest amnesty of loons since Castro's Freedom Flotilla in spring, 1980.

       Present company included.

       

[kf5iwe]

       The biggest amnesty of loons since Castro's Freedom Flotilla in spring, 1980.

       Present company included.

       

EDDIE IS BACK!!!! ART BELL ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT ON DMRN!!!! GOT LAID TODAY!!!!

[PB the Deplorable]

       The biggest amnesty of loons since Castro's Freedom Flotilla in spring, 1980.

       Present company included.

       

WELCOME BACK!

[b_dubb]

       The biggest amnesty of loons since Castro's Freedom Flotilla in spring, 1980.

       Present company included.

       

Hey Eddie. Good to see you and hope you're well.

The upside to un-banning banned members. Bully.

[Stellar]

I think that the NSA forced MV not the FBI.

Who cares?

[The General]

       The biggest amnesty of loons since Castro's Freedom Flotilla in spring, 1980.

       Present company included.

       

Welcome (back) to Bellgab.  Post often.

[jazmunda]

       The biggest amnesty of loons since Castro's Freedom Flotilla in spring, 1980.

       Present company included.

       

Welcome back EC.

[Eddie Coyle]

       Thanks, folks. I've been drinking Wild Turkey straight for 5 months without any interruption and I'm a better person for it.

       I hope nobody got busted for kiddie porn or anything.

[onan]

       Thanks, folks. I've been drinking Wild Turkey straight for 5 months without any interruption and I'm a better person for it.

       I hope nobody got busted for kiddie porn or anything.

I'm guilty of goat porn... it was a plea bargain.

[bateman]

It's a BellGab miracle. I recited the Art Bell prayer, and EC returned.

"Our father, who is Art in Nevada

Hallowed be thy fame.  Nye kingdom come

On Earth as it is in Pahrump.

Give us this day our daily thread

And forgive us our trolling,

as we forgive those who troll against us.

And lead us not into frustration,

but deliver us from Noory. Amen."

[Camazotz Automat]

Somewhere, on a submarine deep in the South Pacific, under a red light bulb:

Eddie! I thought... (ping) we thought.... well, gee, (ping) we all thought. We thought you (ping) were DEAD, Eddie! (sobbing uncontrollably... the tears of a dragon.... this misunderstood Camazotz Automat, manning sonar, praying for for relevant blips. Praying to a God who does not hear, for an end to the Hell that is war.)


Cut

aaaaaaaaaand Print.

[Eddie Coyle]

     I'm back...but these damned truck drivers and their cellphones may lead to my departure.

[eddie dean]

georgeNoorySucks.com
Coastgab.com
Bellgab.com is whole once again!
All the children have come home for the 6-25 Anti-Christmas extravaganza!

Welcome back EC!
Now, how about that 20 buck you owe me?

[Juan]

     Welcome back, Eddie.
Now I can put up with even Jackstar's posts.

[Camazotz Automat]

georgeNoorySucks.com
Coastgab.com
All the children have come home for the 6-25 Anti-Christmas extravaganza!

Mommie says that every time you hear a bellgab ring, a Hell's Angel gets its wings.

That a boy, Clarence Gangrene! That's right!

[eddie dean]

Mommie says that every time you hear a bellgab ring, a Hell's Angel gets its Red wings.

That a boy, Clarence Gangrene! That's right!

[bigchucka]

Mommie says that every time you hear a bellgab ring, a Hell's Angel gets its wings.

Thought that was a .38 caliber or larger?

georgeNoorySucks.com
Coastgab.com
Bellgab.com is whole once again!
All the children have come home for the 6-25 Anti-Christmas extravaganza!

All I know is it's Something Gab.

[Camazotz Automat]

Thought that was a .38 caliber or larger?

I'm going to categorize it as non-lethal weaponry.  ( but in the wrong hands.... I suffer from a premonition those taser happy cops will be the death of me )

[McPhallus]

       I hope nobody got busted for kiddie porn or anything.

Last I heard, his fundraiser was at a paltry $350, so I'm guessing his absence may be quite lengthy.

[jazmunda]

     Welcome back, Eddie.
Now I can put up with even Jackstar's posts.

Exactly. Hopefully Eddie can put Moobs in his place.

[Treading Water]

     Welcome back, Eddie.
Now I can put up with even Jackstar's posts.

     I'm back...but these damned truck drivers and their cellphones may lead to my departure.

georgeNoorySucks.com
Coastgab.com
Bellgab.com is whole once again!
All the children have come home for the 6-25 Anti-Christmas extravaganza!

Welcome back EC!
Now, how about that 20 buck you owe me?

Eddie         Eddie        Eddie       Eddie       Eddie       Eddie!!     

[bigchucka]

I'm going to categorize it as non-lethal weaponry.  (but in the wrong hands....)

Thinking the categories are "hang arounder" or "associate", then "prospect", then "patched member".  Watched a documentary once.  There's also a "service to the club" distinction someone can be awarded.  Might be the "One percenter" or the "Filthy Few" patch.

[McPhallus]

Exactly. Hopefully Eddie can put Moobs in his place.

Those moobs may end up wrapped into knots.

[McPhallus]

Thinking the categories are "hang arounder" or "associate", then "prospect", then "patched member".  Watched a documentary once.  There's also a "service to the club" distinction someone can be awarded.  Might be the "One percenter" or the "Filthy Few" patch.

I used to be on a forum with ranks like those.