Hillary Clinton

[Juan]

I see that you eUKs have joined the racists by deciding to require ID for voting.  What's next?

[Yorkshire pud]

I see that you eUKs have joined the racists by deciding to require ID for voting.  What's next?

Import ban on hoola hoops, brattwurst, rioja, olive oil and Port Salut. 

[Kidnostad3]

Sorry about that! It took me a few moments to translate it from the original mongoloid. It was still shitty, though.

Yeah, well it was in response to yet another one of your irrational brain dumps so...

[Kidnostad3]

Import ban on hoola hoops, brattwurst, rioja, olive oil and Port Salut. 

You wouldn't actually deprive yourself of Port Salut would you.  Christ, you really are hardcore. 

[SredniVashtar]

Yeah, well it was in response to yet another one of your irrational brain dumps so...

This pleasant interchange of opinions reminds me of my schooldays when I used to torment the fat retarded kids. Part of me regretted it, but the dumb little porkers were just asking for a slap. I guess the obvious sexual frustration revealed here must stem from the fact that your mum refuses to dress up as Nigel Farage before she'll let you fuck her.

[Richard Groyper]

I see that you eUKs have joined the racists by deciding to require ID for voting.  What's next?

Hypocrites! Meh, they'll all be mooslims soon anyway. The white Brits better catch up on the Quran and Hadethes...

HARAM!

[Kidnostad3]

This pleasant interchange of opinions reminds me of my schooldays when I used to torment the fat retarded kids. Part of me regretted it, but the dumb little porkers were just asking for a slap. I guess the obvious sexual frustration revealed here must stem from the fact that your mum refuses to dress up as Nigel Farage before she'll let you fuck her.

No she dresses up as Camilla and on the odd occasion Queen Vicotoria.


And I used to enjoy stomping the shit of latent pooftas who thought the were tough. 

[SredniVashtar]

And I used to enjoy stomping the shit of latent pooftas who thought the were tough.

Ah, perhaps if you'd spent a little less of your hot youth on shit-stomping, and a little more attending to basic literacy, you might have come across as less of an incompetent muppet these days.

[Yorkshire pud]

Hypocrites! Meh, they'll all be mooslims soon anyway. The white Brits better catch up on the Quran and Hadethes...

HARAM!

I think it fair to say that none of the Brits on this forum are involved with the Home office, so we have little in the way of influencing the ID/voting decision at ths stage. You should direct your hypocrite rant at Amber Rudd, c/o the Home Office, London.

You're welcome.

[Kidnostad3]

Ah, perhaps if you'd spent a little less of your hot youth on shit-stomping, and a little more attending to basic literacy, you might have come across as less of an incompetent muppet these days.

Come on cupcake, I haven't hurt your feelings have I?   Maybe you as a "theatrical" Brit should take toe dancing lessons as a way to better express yourself.  Perhaps your flatmate will join you.

[Yorkshire pud]

Come on cupcake, I haven't hurt your feelings have I.  Maybe you as a "theatrical" Brit should take toe dancing lessons as a way to better express yourself.  Perhaps your flatmate will join you.

Hey; I've put up with your abuse of SV, but I draw the line at your questioning of his toe dancing abilities. Take up lessons? He's a top rated instructor, bitch! You hear? Well, do ya?

[Kidnostad3]

Hey; I've put up with your abuse of SV, but I draw the line at your questioning of his toe dancing abilities. Take up lessons? He's a top rated instructor, bitch! You hear? Well, do ya?

My apologies.  I should have known. 

[SredniVashtar]

Come on cupcake, I haven't hurt your feelings have I?   Maybe you as a "theatrical" Brit should take toe dancing lessons as a way to better express yourself.  Perhaps your flatmate will join you.

Yeah, on the ropes here. You're a regular podunk Peter Ustinov. I'm sure you have your fellow winos in fits in that derelict pool hall you frequent.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yeah, on the ropes here. You're a regular podunk Peter Ustinov. I'm sure you have your fellow winos in fits in that derelict pool hall you frequent.

Now there was a man's man. I could listen to him speak for hours. Gloriously funny too.

[Kidnostad3]

Yeah, on the ropes here. You're a regular podunk Peter Ustinov. I'm sure you have your fellow winos in fits in that derelict pool hall you frequent.

Wino? Who the hell are you calling a wino?  We're all sterno drinkers down here at Pats Pool Palace.  What kind of a pussy drinks wine.  Must be a Brit thing.

[Yorkshire pud]

Wino? Who the hell are you calling a wino?  We're all sterno drinkers down here at Pats Pool Palace.  What kind of a pussy drinks wine.  Must be a Brit cultured thing.

You're welcome.

But winos drink vinegar, metal polish and methylated spirit.

[Kidnostad3]

You're welcome.

But winos drink vinegar, metal polish and methylated spirit.

Thanks for the tip.  Who knew?   

[Yorkshire pud]

Thanks for the tip.  Who knew?

A friend told me.

[Kidnostad3]

A friend told me.

No, see the "Who knew?" is a rhetorical question roughly equivalent to "Imagine that."  You know, an idiomatic phrase.  I thought I'd help you out with that in the interest of clearer communication since ya'll don't speak much Muricun.

[Dr. MD MD]

No, see the "Who knew?" is a rhetorical question roughly equivalent to "Imagine that."  You know, an idiomatic phrase.  I thought I'd help you out with that in the interest of clearer communication since ya'll don't speak much Merican.

It was a cry for help. Most Brits are full-on alcoholics. I take it those were what pud drinks when things are a little dry. 

[Kidnostad3]

It was a cry for help. Most Brits are full-on alcoholics. I take it those were what pud drinks when things are a little dry. 

No shit?!  I thought they were all tea totalers.  Who knew?

[Juan]

I think it fair to say that none of the Brits on this forum are involved with the Home office, so we have little in the way of influencing the ID/voting decision at ths stage. You should direct your hypocrite rant at Amber Rudd, c/o the Home Office, London.

You're welcome.

Irrelevant.  We have little to do with what our state officials do, be we are branded anyway. 
You are obviously racist whether you actually are or not.

[Yorkshire pud]

Irrelevant.  We have little to do with what our state officials do, be we are branded anyway. 
You are obviously racist whether you actually are or not.

So?

[Yorkshire pud]

No, see the "Who knew?" is a rhetorical question roughly equivalent to "Imagine that."  You know, an idiomatic phrase.  I thought I'd help you out with that in the interest of clearer communication since ya'll don't speak much Muricun.

Erm, yes. I know. I was being literal. You know, ironic...damn, Irony doesn't work on Americans.

[Yorkshire pud]

It was a cry for help. Most Brits are full-on alcoholics. I take it those were what pud drinks when things are a little dry. 

When you're old enough, your sugar daddy will take you out and sip a watered down version of what he drinks before violating you. It takes the shame away from him somehow.

[Jackstar]

No, see the "Who knew?" is a rhetorical question roughly equivalent to "Who killed Kennedy?"  You know, an idiomatic phrase. important question. I thought I'd help you out with that in the interest of clearer communication since ya'll don't speak much Muricun. critical thinking.

I am here to help.

[Jackstar]

My goodness, and I thought Oscar Wilde was dead!

No, he's just no longer returning your calls, you mewling, sycophantic mouthpiece freak.

[Dr. MD MD]

When you're old enough, your sugar daddy will take you out and sip a watered down version of what he drinks before violating you. It takes the shame away from him somehow.

He told me it was soda pop...but it didn't have any bubbles. I got confused...then sleepy. I don't remember much after that. Wait! It's all coming back to me now. Your mom's a whore! 

[Yorkshire pud]

He told me it was soda pop...but it didn't have any bubbles. I got confused...then sleepy. I don't remember much after that. Wait! It's all coming back to me now. Your mom's a whore! 

My mother has been dead over two years, mouth breather. You're just the not know anything who just keeps giving.

[Dr. MD MD]

My mother has been dead over two years, mouth breather. You're just the not know anything who just keeps giving.

Yeah, well, mine's been dead longer so I win again!