Questions I'd Ask Snorge Snoory If I Could Meet Him

[Frys Girl]

Viagra or Cialas?

IHOP or Silver Diner?

Two-ply or uno?

Why do you suck so much? Do you have a suck pill before you go on the air? I can't even bear to listen anymore. Sometimes I listen JUST so I can post here about how much he sucks.

[Spikegirl]

Viagra or Cialas?

IHOP or Silver Diner?

Two-ply or uno?

Why do you suck so much? Do you have a suck pill before you go on the air? I can't even bear to listen anymore. Sometimes I listen JUST so I can post here about how much he sucks.

I may be mistaken, but didn't George used to advertise for Viagra? Or should I say, didn't Viagra used to advertise on Coast? I say this because I remember about a year ago on another forum making fun of George for advertising KY Jelly and Viagra. We all joked about the quality of the sponsors taking a nosedive for the worst when George popped on the scene.

Does anyone else remember this? or am I thinking of an alternate universe I used to inhabit?

[Frys Girl]

George for advertising KY Jelly

Please God. Let this be true.

[Spikegirl]

Please God. Let this be true.

Oh, the KY Jelly part is true. I remember George reading the KY ads. It's the Viagra I am not sure of. Does anyone remember? I remember making a joke that George should come on and say,"Everyone thinks my best friend is my dog , KC, but it's really my little blue pill" or something to that effect.

[Frys Girl]

BAAAHAHAHAHA. Snoory = ruiner of all good. I also just saw an ad for AXe chocolate scented spray for me. Another good thing ruined. Yuck. Dudes smelling like chocolate?!

[Spikegirl]

BAAAHAHAHAHA. Snoory = ruiner of all good. I also just saw an ad for AXe chocolate scented spray for me. Another good thing ruined. Yuck. Dudes smelling like chocolate?!

Actually men and chocolate sounds like a good combination to me!

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Actually men and chocolate sounds like a good combination to me!

Think again! O_O

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

I actually saw that AXE ad and thought it was pretty cool.  However, I like the Nivea ones that make fun of the people that would buy Axe.  I may be wrong, but isn't the whole canned scent thing very '70s? They used to use them alot back then, and they went out of style. Why did they come back?  People can't afford decent cologne anymore? I need to know because I still have a couple bottles of Hai Karate I could whip out.

[Frys Girl]

I dont like a man who smells like food. I like a man who has a neutral scent.... not to get all Dwight Shrute on you.

I'm open minded though. I'll have to try it out to know for sure I guess.

[MV/Liberace!]

Sometimes I listen JUST so I can post here about how much he sucks.

haha!  that's classic.

as i said... i would HATE to hear snoors is going anywhere.  i didn't feel that way in the past, but since the inception of this message board, marketability depends on his continued presence.

[Frys Girl]

I expect some on the deniros for that then. LOL find your soulmate at GNS!!!! it always pops up when i reply to MV's posts.

[Spikegirl]

I expect some on the deniros for that then. LOL find your soulmate at GNS!!!! it always pops up when i reply to MV's posts.

That's my favorite banner.

BTW, I LOVE your new avatar. Chis are my favorite dogs.

[EvB]

BTW, I LOVE your new avatar. Chis are my favorite dogs.

I WISH i like them -- they do have a certain flair - but I'm afraid they hold a place in may heart similar to Poodles in MV's heart:

Chi's
Mini Doxies
Teacup Poodles
Malties

and all those "pocket puppies" conjure up images for me (fair or not) of little beasts who BITE, YAP, are stubborn as all fuck, piss WHEREVER and WHENEVER they please - and are generally spoiled rotten - FROM BIRTH. 


Hey MV - I bet you didn't think I understood you poodle perspective?  But you see, I'm still convinced that you have not met a well-bred and well-trained standard or mini (which are NOT toys - toys are the evil little ones - Minis are about 1/2 the size of my Fred - bout the size of your average Beagle -and if well bred and trained as DOGS - not royalty - are perfectly nice critters)

OTOH - if your issue is that poodles posture for the sake of convincing people they are C-U-T-E - well - i can't argue there.  they WERE once water-fowl hunters - like the Portuguese Water Dog - and the Irish Water Spaniel - HOWEVER - around the time of the French Revolution, they began to be trained as circus clowns (litterlly) and bred small as lap dogs. 

The result is a dog who - genetically - longs to be adored - and to provide pleasure and entertainment. Though many peolle are trying to breed to gasin bakc the huner - with great success - your average poodle is even wehn well behaved and a civil D-O-G -- tends to love being loved. 

Fred and i argue on that front all the time - he is supposed to be my SERVICE DOG.  And he does his job farily well.  However - if given the choice between saving me and prefoprming for his fans - it's a toss-up which he'd choose.

Looking like a big old MUPPET dosn't help.  Most people melt.

[Frys Girl]

Awwww. I'm one of those people. I saw a lady whose service dog wore a sign "don't pet me. I'm working". God bless!

[Spikegirl]

Chi's
Mini Doxies
Teacup Poodles
Malties

and all those "pocket puppies" conjure up images for me (fair or not) of little beasts who BITE, YAP, are stubborn as all fuck, piss WHEREVER and WHENEVER they please - and are generally spoiled rotten - FROM BIRTH. 

I see you've met my dogs. They are a little high maintenance, but are worth it. Each of my dogs is cuter than the next and since they are so small, they are easy to pick up and cuddle. They are also very affectionate. It's like they are eternal puppies. In the winter, when it's chilly, I like to put sweaters on them.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

I'd ask George - "Shoes, or Sandals?"

As for the "wah-wahs", I tend to lean toward Ev's POV.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Dogs drool. Cats rule. No takebacks.

[EvB]

Dogs drool. Cats rule. No takebacks.

Many dogs tend to drool.  Cats certainly BELIEVE they rule.  (Peeve's fridge magnet shows a cat spray-painting a wall with the words: "DIE PUPPY SCUM!" ) Honestly?  I'd like cats as much as i do dog if it weren't for the fact that I'm a bit allergic - My cat has figured out that I'll scratch her longer if she curls up near my feet - and not in my lap.  She could care less if he's "loved" with fingers or toes - and when I use my toes- less loose fur and dander end up in my face!

[Frys Girl]

LOL. LOL. Dogs drool. That was awesome. BTW Animal cops is the bets show!

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Many dogs tend to drool.  Cats certainly BELIEVE they rule.  (Peeve's fridge magnet shows a cat spray-painting a wall with the words: "DIE PUPPY SCUM!" ) Honestly?  I'd like cats as much as i do dog if it weren't for the fact that I'm a bit allergic - My cat has figured out that I'll scratch her longer if she curls up near my feet - and not in my lap.  She could care less if he's "loved" with fingers or toes - and when I use my toes- less loose fur and dander end up in my face!

Lol, Dexter is still officially a kitten and he "attacks" feet with socks on them...so I guess he cares about which thing is touching him. I play fight with him a lot though because he's a single kitten with no brothers or sisters..(they all died at the house I took him from) who still has his testicles in tact. Gotta do something with that testosterone, and I'd rather it go out on my arm or foot than the corners of the wall.

[EvB]

Just for you, Pirate King!

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Just for you, Pirate King!

ROFLMAO. xDDDDD

Fuggin saved. $$$.