The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Lilith]

Welcome to the Sewer.  You seem to be quite the lady.  I have been looking at opening a coffee station up here in Coeur d'Alene.  Since Coeur d'Alene is French for .... Coeur d'Alene, it seems a natural that I should approach you with my business plan.  If things worked out between us, I would be tickled to name one of our offerings in your honor.  I was thinking an Imogene Coco.  A  double Hot White Chocolate, double sized, double chocolate.

I will PM you the business plan soon.

An aromatic blend named FiFi Le Pew came to mind.

I dunno, too harsh?

[paladin1991]

Are french girls hairy or is that just a stereotype? and do you shave your pits?, asking for a friend

But its not their armpits I want shaved.

[Ciardelo]

what?

[Richard Groyper]

But its not their armpits I want shaved.

You need an industrial hedge trimmer for that pampas grass.

[Ciardelo]

fifi la fume and pepe le pew

[Lilith]

fifi la fume and pepe le pew

You are historically correct of course, but in this case, based on the voice, I think this particular FiFi is a Le Pew.  I could be wrong.

[Luka Megurine]

You need an industrial hedge trimmer for that pampas grass.

hope there's no dingle berries 

[Rally Squirrel]

fifi la fume and pepe le pew

In Tiny Toons the young toons attended a school taught by adult Loony Toons.

So that is student/teacher romance?

[Ciardelo]

In Tiny Toons the young toons attended a school taught by adult Loony Toons.

So that is student/teacher romance?

hmm. That's a disturbing thought...where were all the SJW's on this?

Oh yeah, there weren't any SJW's back then. Thanks, Obama.

[pate]

Q, fellow trabytes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCkUapnbNpc

Nest, past?  <mmm

[weareharbinger]

[PB the Deplorable]

I feel Mr. Senda has not considered the evil MV malware as the reason his electric blanket and pressure cooker went on the fritz, he needs to just add them to damages he is seeking in his impending lawsuit.
The malicious damage to an electric blanket and pressure cooker caused by malware shipped across state lines might also open up investigations by the US Postal Service and FBI.
If I were Mr. Senda, I would inquire with both the US Postal Service and FBI first thing in the morning.

I think you may be right.

But let's make it first thing in the afternoon

[Happier Times are Coming]

Sweet Kathy being French would answer some questions.

[littlechris]

Falkie, are you going to be able to make it to the expo this year?



http://www.consciouslifeexpo.com/2017-expo/welcome.html

[paladin1991]

You know, I look at the download counts for these falkieleaks.  If senda could just collect a penny fm each download.  He would be better monetized than he is on boobtube.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

You know, I look at the download counts for these falkieleaks.  If senda could just collect a penny fm each download.  He would be better monetized than he is on boobtube.

And his Mama may have been better monetized if she would have hit Falkie in the head and sold the breast milk, but as it turned out, in a twisted bit of irony, he was her best customer.

[Lilith]

French Talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyYDlQyWkJc

[Happier Times are Coming]

Where is Waldo George ?
1. Taking one of his numerous "well deserved and needed" naps ?
2. George mentions in "every" YouTube video production he is got to clean up "in here", perhaps he is actually cleaning Casa Senda ?
3. The kitties are actually enjoying an all you can eat "buffet", courtesy of George's carcass ?
4. George finally had the pleasure of meeting the "underage busty blonde's" FATHER at the corner Starbucks ?
5. George is a guest of local law enforcement ?
6. The old Crone at FoodMaxx put George in the hospital ?
7. George has been occupied showing his new care giver around Casa Senda ?
8. George has fallen down and cannot get up ? (see #3)
9. George has been summoned to the White House ?
10. Kathy came by and they have been making up ?
11. George and Kathy are out shopping for a new mattress? (see #10.)
12. Ratty Patty's husband stopped by for a conjugal visit ?
13. George was mauled by a raccoon while feeding his outdoor kitties last week and has been injured by the creek ever since ?
14. IBM has summoned George for an emergency situation that has stumped their best minds for 98 days ?
15. George has been visiting Sonny Barger in Arizona ?
                     Sewergab wants to know !

[Lilith]

Where is Waldo George ?
1. Taking one of his numerous "well deserved and needed" naps ?
2. George mentions in "every" YouTube video production he is got to clean up "in here", perhaps he is actually cleaning Casa Senda ?
3. The kitties are actually enjoying an all you can eat "buffet", courtesy of George's carcass ?
4. George finally had the pleasure of meeting the "underage busty blonde's" FATHER at the corner Starbucks ?
5. George is a guest of local law enforcement ?
6. The old Crone at FoodMaxx put George in the hospital ?
7. George has been occupied showing his new care giver around Casa Senda ?
8. George has fallen down and cannot get up ? (see #3)
9. George has been summoned to the White House ?
10. Kathy came by and they have been making up ?
11. George and Kathy are out shopping for a new mattress? (see #10.)
12. Ratty Patty's husband stopped by for a conjugal visit ?
13. George was mauled by a raccoon while feeding his outdoor kitties last week and has been injured by the creek ever since ?
14. IBM has summoned George for an emergency situation that has stumped their best minds for 98 days ?
15. George has been visiting Sonny Barger in Arizona ?
                     Sewergab wants to know !

I don't think his care giver is scheduled to arrive until March.  I could be wrong.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

French Talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyYDlQyWkJc

Haha!  That was far better French than we heard on Martinez Tonightâ,,¢ brig!

[Lilith]

Haha!  That was far better French than we heard on Martinez Tonightâ,,¢ brig!

Thank You Darling! 

[Richard Groyper]

French Talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyYDlQyWkJc

Marvelous!

[SergeantMajor]

French Talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyYDlQyWkJc

You, my dear, are a national treasure both here and in France! Viva la Brig!

[Ciardelo]

French Talk.
OOO-LA_LA

"
I've never heard the words "culture" and "Bellgab" in the same sentence before.  And you really class up the joint brig! 

[weareharbinger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2UI0JjX7Wc

[Lilith]

I do SO appreciate the outpouring of appreciation for the culture that is bellgab, and the love for the man that remains the namesake of this famous thread!

I'll be out for at least this afternoon, I think, but I wanted to leave a note before I leave the house, letting you all know that I hope George is reading his thread, and sees those of us who are still his loyal fans!   

TTYL!

[Lilith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2UI0JjX7Wc

VIVA LE FALKIE!!!

PRAISE MV!

FRIENDSHIP++++++++++++++

[chefist]

Wow, you could tell his hopes were running high as he groveled to Fifi in this video. I wonder if this was before or after the apology videos?

[starrmtn001]

"http://bellgab.com/Themes/default/images/bbc/bold.gif
I've never heard the words "culture" and "Bellgab" in the same sentence before. 

Many years ago, it was called a redundancy.  But for the last year or so it's become an oxymoron.

It's okay.  Time is on our side.

[SredniVashtar]

Wow, you could tell his hopes were running high as he groveled to Fifi in this video. I wonder if this was before or after the apology videos?

That man will do anything for money. Except work for it.