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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on January 29, 2017, 09:13:42 PM
Em, think yew su verrrrrrrrrrry mich firrrr yewrrrrrrr keendaness.  Butt I am verrrrrrrry  mush sittisfeed weeth wut I hiv.

Au Reservoir.

See?  I can type if French too.  :P

But eet zeems you ave trooble with Eengleesh.  :P


Lilith

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 29, 2017, 09:16:47 PM
Bonjour Fifi! Il est très agréable de vous voir ici! Mes besoins sont simples, j'ai deux félins malades que WhiteCrow a refusé d'aider. Peut-être plus tard, je peux vous implorer de créer un fonds d'affectation spéciale? Oh et soigner une affiche nommée "Rekcuf" comme il est un dame-liller de savoir.

Thank You for not forgetting the Kitties of the World Ciardelo.


littlechris

Quote from: jigsaw on January 29, 2017, 09:15:27 PM
FoodMaxx Old Crone vs. The Guy from Pittsburghâ,,¢
PAY PER VIEW CAGE DEATH MATCH
sponsored by Martinez Tonight
12 Rounds, NO disqualification
disability scooters allowed
canes and partially thawed chickens ONLY weapons allowed
NO bathroom breaks allowed
Brig as referee
Chefist as ring announcer
Ha ha. Awsesome!

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on January 29, 2017, 09:20:50 PM
I hiv nooo tyme fur yewr seeeley ticnicallytees.  :P

Eet eez 'ard to keep up zis aczent theng. Ai wish mon masculine 'usband Six Week Tenuré thought up a diffairént nashé-onalitay to geev me.

SergeantMajor

Quote from: rekcuf on January 29, 2017, 09:07:14 PM


Фифи, вы ужасная француская блядь, не дразните наш мастера!! >:(

Luka Megurine

Quote from: Camille Imogene-Guiselle on January 29, 2017, 09:27:29 PM
Eet eez 'ard to keep up zis aczent theng. Ai wish mon masculine 'usband Six Week Tenuré thought up a diffairént nashé-onalitay to geev me.

Are french girls hairy or is that just a stereotype? and do you shave your pits?, asking for a friend

Lilith

Quote from: Camille Imogene-Guiselle on January 29, 2017, 09:27:29 PM
Eet eez 'ard to keep up zis aczent theng. Ai wish mon masculine 'usband Six Week Tenuré thought up a diffairént nashé-onalitay to geev me.

Eat iz tu leet tu srarrrrrrrrt trrrrrryeeng tu meek me feel surrrrrrry fur yew neau.  :P

pate

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 29, 2017, 09:16:47 PM
Bonjour Fifi! Il est très agréable de vous voir ici! Mes besoins sont simples, j'ai deux félins malades que WhiteCrow a refusé d'aider. Peut-être plus tard, je peux vous implorer de créer un fonds d'affectation spéciale? Oh et soigner une affiche nommée "Rekcuf" comme il est un dame-liller de savoir.

QueerFellow your francais is atrocious.  I shall translate directly what you wrote:

QuoteAloo, Fife!  I am thanking ewe, hear!{?,sick}  My simple loin does not have the AIDS of the WhiteCrow.  Did you find this on the square with my special affection?  Whinnie {sick} I have used my tongue to "Fucker" you until you cum.

Try again, and maybe take a class or two in déclassé.. 

Srsly

WOTR

Quote from: Camille Imogene-Guiselle on January 29, 2017, 09:27:29 PM
Eet eez 'ard to keep up zis aczent theng. Ai wish mon masculine 'usband Six Week Tenuré thought up a diffairént nashé-onalitay to geev me.
My dearest Imogene...

I, too, wish that SWT would have given you a different nationality.  That evening that you were in town when we met for drinks, stared longingly into each other's eyes, and after a little too much red wine and conversation, retired to your penthouse suite was amazing.  I only wish that SWT had dreamed you up as a citizen of Switzerland as I was somewhat disturbed to discover that French women do not trim (nevermind shave) and it made me a leetle zad.   :'(

Yet, still... I look forward to seeing you on your next "business trip."  ;)

Ciardelo

Quote from: pate on January 29, 2017, 09:36:51 PM
QueerFellow your francais is atrocious.  I shall translate directly what you wrote:

Try again, and maybe take a class or two in déclassé.. 

Srsly

Oh, you're a lot funnier when you don't talk queerbait.

Sortez du forum "Falkie" avec vous faggotry dégénéré.

Srsly.

Quote from: lukathing03 on January 29, 2017, 09:33:35 PM
Are french girls hairy or is that just a stereotype? and do you shave your pits?, asking for a friend

Luka Megurine

Quote from: rekcuf on January 29, 2017, 09:40:25 PM


fuck her right in the front butt? lol! but dude what if it's one of them huge bushes that goes past the belly button, homie dont play dat. If she keeps it clean i have a stouffers meat lovers frozen lasagna with her name on it, if ya know what im sayin

Quote from: jigsaw on January 29, 2017, 09:15:27 PM
FoodMaxx Old Crone vs. The Guy from Pittsburghâ,,¢
PAY PER VIEW CAGE DEATH MATCH
sponsored by Martinez Tonight
12 Rounds, NO disqualification
disability scooters allowed
canes and partially thawed chickens ONLY weapons allowed
NO bathroom breaks allowed
Brig as referee
Chefist as ring announcer

Is TIP ASSIST allowed?

Only 8 seconds - a MUST watch!
http://youtu.be/v5VLUbHYQes

Lilith

Quote from: pate on January 29, 2017, 09:36:51 PM
QueerFellow your francais is atrocious.  I shall translate directly what you wrote:

Try again, and maybe take a class or two in déclassé.. 

Srsly

I thought he was reminding WhiteCrow about the poor kitties of the world, but...
that makes more sense, honestly.

Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on January 29, 2017, 08:42:11 PM
I remain loyal to George.  I am not, and will never be a Callan fan.  Nor will I accept funds or gifts from the FiFi Endowment. Not ever, Never.

Brig, Ol' Gerry thinks he sees where you're going here.  Good luck!

George,
California is looking to build a 7 billion dollar marijuana economy.
I fell with your semi famous notoriety you might license your name and likeness to a pot company (you know like Trump licenses his name)
possible strain names
Falkie
The Guy from Pittsburgh
George
Twitchie
the ideas are limitless !
You could also allow use of your face on the packaging
You could also offer to promote by doing an unboxing
You could charge an outrageous appearance fee
NOW is the time !

Lilith

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on January 29, 2017, 09:49:20 PM
Brig, Ol' Gerry thinks he sees where you're going here.  Good luck!

Bonne chance à vous aussi OpenLinesGerry.



Luka Megurine

Quote from: rekcuf on January 29, 2017, 10:09:55 PM
I can only imagine what the putting green looks like.

I see a red door and I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black

Quote from: lukathing03 on January 29, 2017, 10:13:42 PM
I see a red door and I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black

Let me get the 'long driver' out. FOUR!


Quote from: Jason Callan on January 29, 2017, 06:21:54 PM
Holy crap
look what George said about me in the comment section on one of his videos.


+George Senda I don't CARE how many damned subscribers the Erie eel slug Jason Callan has. I'm not on You Tube to be in a subscriber race.


Erie eel slug
that's a new one
LOL

That might be the first nickname that he made without using poop or another synonym.


paladin1991

Quote from: jigsaw on January 29, 2017, 08:43:37 PM
Is anybody aware of a wholesale distributor of razor wire close to Martineez ?

No but you can probably order lye by the ton with a 10% rebate if you pay cash. Plumbers Outlet.


paladin1991

Quote from: Camille Imogene-Guiselle on January 29, 2017, 09:01:33 PM
Bonjour Bell Gab!

Mon béautiful 'usband Six Week Ténure zuggested zat ai deep mon feet into le nice warm poul zat eez Bell Gab.

Pleaze feel free to ask me any questshe-ons you lik. Ai am a vairy jenoros lady and eef you 'avé a particulair need or causé zat you would lik mon fami-lee and ai to contribute to zen ai would love to 'ear abut eet.

Thank you fair aczepting me into zis fami-lee. Ai look fairward to getténg to know each and évairyoné of le postairs who steehl post on zis great fairum.

Please do not tell le déspicabuhl Guy from Pittsburgh zat ai am haire. Ai do not need zé sténch of la Pépe Le Pew to fullow mé haire.

Au Revoir.
Welcome to the Sewer.  You seem to be quite the lady.  I have been looking at opening a coffee station up here in Coeur d'Alene.  Since Coeur d'Alene is French for .... Coeur d'Alene, it seems a natural that I should approach you with my business plan.  If things worked out between us, I would be tickled to name one of our offerings in your honor.  I was thinking an Imogene Coco.  A  double Hot White Chocolate, double sized, double chocolate.

I will PM you the business plan soon.


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