The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Richard Groyper]

You know what's hilarious?  When babies, who can't understand a word you're saying, laugh just cuz everybody else is laughing.

No, no video later. 

You have to try it for yourself.

*autistic squeal* REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[bateman]

If only Falkie had recorded The Off-Brand Chicken Incidentâ,,¢. THAT would have made the Guy From Pittsburghâ,,¢ a Youtube sensation.

[PB the Deplorable]

Well, I tested, and yup... she thinks it's called GeorgeNoorySucks.com, its name from 2009.

This site is like one of the ball fields that sells the rights to it's name, and ''officially'' changes it.

It will always be GeorgeNoorySucks.com

[Richard Groyper]

If only Falkie had recorded The Off-Brand Chicken Incidentâ,,¢. THAT would have made the Guy From Pittsburghâ,,¢ a Youtube sensation.

The Guy From Squirtsburgh

[Walks_At_Night]

If only Falkie had recorded The Off-Brand Chicken Incidentâ,,¢. THAT would have made the Guy From Pittsburghâ,,¢ a Youtube sensation.

Jeez Louise, if they say a Kim Kardashian ass pix breaks the internet, that Would melt the thing down into slag

[Richard Groyper]

Jeez Louise, if they say a Kim Kardashian ass pix breaks the internet, that Would melt the thing down into slag

Shhh! Just let him trickle down your leg.

[Yorkshire pud]

Seeing as we're on the page; An intermission.

https://youtu.be/Ck2KgCJBX1Q

[LadyFish]

To re-cap; Has anyone tried to explain this thread to their SO in the last day? Will you broach the topic over dinner in the next day or so? If not, why not? If you do, what techniques will you use?

Mission accomplished! Along with Falkie's own words, show a picture of his stove and kitchen from the cat food video a few weeks ago. That helps make the excretement incidents pretty self explanatory.

[Yorkshire pud]

Mission accomplished! Along with Falkie's own words, show a picture of his stove and kitchen from the cat food video a few weeks ago. That helps make the excretement incidents pretty self explanatory.

None Sewergabbersâ,,¢ might find that an unpleasant experience. Perfectly understandable of course, but we sturdy and robust hatersâ,,¢ can carry them through their worst nightmares.

[Happier Times are Coming]

That'll work.  I'll put on my Smoking Jacket

I have always imagined George putting on his smoking jacket....
when it is time to take a shit...
(I know, I am a very sick puppy)

[bateman]

"Senor Senda, wha' happen in here?"

[Walks_At_Night]

I have always imagined George putting on his smoking jacket....
when it is time to take a shit...
(I know, I am a very sick puppy)

I'd suspect the opposite.  He'd probably peel everything off first.  Going poo for a guy of that size is probably quite an under taking.
He probably doesn't need to be encumbered by clothes, as there are butt wiping sticks involved and what not.

[Walks_At_Night]

Here is the movie to help visualize what probably goes on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

[LadyFish]

I'd suspect the opposite.  He'd probably peel everything off first.  Going poo for a guy of that size is probably quite an under taking.
He probably doesn't need to be encumbered by clothes, as there are butt wiping sticks involved and what not.

With that style of thinking, maybe that cat of Falkie's didn't actually use the litter box for the first time. It could have been part of Falkie's gone astray.

[damon]

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS THREAD HAS 2575 PAGES AND FALKIE'S THREAHS HAS 2112 PAGES

[Happier Times are Coming]

"Senor Senda, wha' happen in here?"

damn, I just could not figure out what the senorita was holding ?
thanks for the video !
I now know it is Falkie's COMFORT WIPE !
oh shit, I almost shit myself !
LOL
LOL
LOL

[Happier Times are Coming]

ooppppps...
now DAMNIT,
just where did I put my COMFORT WIPE ?

[bateman]

damn, I just could not figure out what the senorita was holding ?
thanks for the video !
I now know it is Falkie's COMFORT WIPE !
oh shit, I almost shit myself !
LOL
LOL
LOL

That's State-Appointed Caregiverâ,,¢ Yolanda upon entering Casa Sendaâ,,¢ post Off-Brand Chicken Incidentâ,,¢.

[Walks_At_Night]

ooppppps...
now DAMNIT,
just where did I put my COMFORT WIPE ?

Make sure you check out the comments under the vid.   I mean there are people that really have issues, which is sad
but some of the comments are a hoot.

Don't touch dirty toilet paper.  Instead touch a shit-covered reusable stick.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Happier Times are Coming]

That's State-Appointed Caregiverâ,,¢ Yolanda upon entering Casa Sendaâ,,¢ post Off-Brand Chicken Incidentâ,,¢.

POOR Yolanda
hell, we NEVER had that rough of an initiation at our university frat
(hell, if we did, I am sure we would have been shut down and made national news)

[Happier Times are Coming]

Make sure you check out the comments under the vid.   I mean there are people that really have issues, which is sad
but some of the comments are a hoot.

when I googled
I found a result from cracked
titled "my failed attempt to return my COMFORT WIPE"
but sad to note it came up
404 page not found
LOL

[bateman]

I will send Falkie a Comfort Wipe, but only if he does an unboxing video.

[Walks_At_Night]

I will send Falkie a Comfort Wipe, but only if he does an unboxing video.

Christ.  The next one on autoplay was this.  Who the hell applies 'lightening cream' for their bung hole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVlvnCOUqog

[bateman]

Christ.  The next one on autoplay was this.  Who the hell applies 'lightening cream' for their bung hole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVlvnCOUqog

I'm just wondering why the ass stick isn't motorized like an electric toothbrush.

[Walks_At_Night]

I'm just wondering why the ass stick isn't motorized like an electric toothbrush.

This is fucking nuts..............

Now Brig & Crew will be analyzing this page.    The Son of Sam will look normal next to us.   

[Walks_At_Night]

How many products along these lines are there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

[Happier Times are Coming]

Christ.  The next one on autoplay was this.  Who the hell applies 'lightening cream' for their bung hole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVlvnCOUqog

Falkie does DAMNIT !
didn't you hear, his "turd eye" is reportedly blue (as reported by Gerry)
so, STFU HATER !

[Happier Times are Coming]

I'm just wondering why the ass stick isn't motorized like an electric toothbrush.

ok, NOW you are stealing George's latest idea too ?
HATER

[PrairieGhost]

And Yorkshire Tea. Yes it does exist.

That's what I drink. I get it off of Amazon. I can't go back to the shit that's in the US stores now.

[Happier Times are Coming]

How many products along these lines are there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

there is a disclaimer listed on the bottle
(I have purchased one)
not yet evaluated for use by George Senda aka "the Guy from Pittsburgh"
just sayin