The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[chefist]

Chefist, I wish that I had the Dark Web skills to put a stop to you posting these missives, but I don't.  These were private inboxes that were sent to me, and The Master has now seen them posted here - whatever ill-gotten way you came to be in possession of them.  I've informed him that I have not been paid off by anybody, that I understand his position, and that it's probably best for him to stop communicating with Ol' Gerry even until this stuff stops.  It is most unfortunate, but I've probably now lost a friend.

When will it ever be enough?  When will George be allowed to keep some shred of dignity?  Can we not all just accept the man as we now see him in his full HUMANITY?

I'm just a conduit my friend. Please call into "Martinez Tonight!" On Saturday and let's start a dialogue.

PAZ

[bateman]

Justin from the Dark Web - Going Low...

My emails sent only to you have now been published on Bellgab.
The excuse that SWT has given for his being published is that my emails have been hacked, yet emails to others, companies and businesses are not being published.
Accordingly, and because I must protect myself above all else, no further emails will be sent to you.
It is necessary to do this.
Take care.


It's nice to know that SWT & his wife probably pull your strings as well as Drone.
Did they buy you a new car too and give you a year's worth of my income as well ?
Drone probably got a new car filled with McDonald's gift cards.
Enjoy your triple traitor meeting.


Just got off the phone with the manager and asked him to NEVER accost me again about someone else needing a wheelchair as it derailed my train of thought and I didn't get my shopping done as I forgot items and the whole incident really ruined my good mood that I was in.
And explained my reasons why which he understood and he apologized for her behavior and that he did not mean to cause a problem for me.
He also knew what happened as she had the employees track him down and complained to him.
He agreed and told me he's had problems with the old woman before and also said that the person who was with her literally walked away from her in disgust not about what I said but about what SHE said to me and the manager had to deal with her afterwards and told her that I was doing her a favor and that I had been quite willing to relinquish the wheelchair to her when I was completely done with my shopping and bagging.
He also said that when he sees this woman again he will have a talk with her about this.

Unlike what the haters think on sewergab, I was not in the wrong on this one.
She acted in a reprehensible manner and deserved to be called on the carpet for it.
I also told him I did a video on this.

Don't put the below on Bellgab.

I was so mad I left the store while really needing to go to the bathroom and well, I didn't quite make it into my bathroom when I got home and wound up having a urine problem.
I was literally pissed off and pissed on.


definitely NOT NOT NOT NOT for publication.

Last week I bought this off brand boneless chicken pieces and its what I'd been eating for a few days.
I ate some this morning before I went to walmart, got to walmart and ran to the bathroom with explosive crapping.
I went and got on the bus and started having cramps, stopped to give the kitty treats to the two kitties near the church school and got home, got into the elevator, had to get my keys out opened the door and proceeded to crap and crap and crap all over my self and down my sweats as I ran for the bathroom and didn't make it.
I had already crapped a bit on the balcony and my shoes and then went all over the bathroom floor, the toilet and more down my sweats.
I took a shower and feel like a 100 fists were and are still hitting my stomach.
That's what happens when you're poor and buy off brand instead of Foster's Farms.

I am going to do a video showing I went and got cat food but I've done multiple videos showing ME feeding my kitties.
I'm probably not going to go down there for a couple of hours until my stomach settles down and the finger was for MV and Grub specifically and the haters in general.
I did a video before I left showing NO cat food delivery from him or Chefist because someone said it would be delivered today.

I will do the video now showing I bought the cat food then I am lying down.
Now I know how Houdini felt when he got punched in the stomach.

It's too bad Art doesn't come around anymore, I'd love to hear him do a dramatic reading of this email on Martinez Tonight!

[chefist]

This  is the (I think now former)  Australian cultural Attache; Sir Les Patterson, being interviewed by Mike Parkinson (Professional Yorkshireman).

https://youtu.be/UkrbfkTHCn8

Dear Lord...What am I seeing here?

[chefist]

It's too bad Art doesn't come around anymore, I'd love to hear him do a dramatic reading of this email on Martinez Tonight!

Great suggestion...Art could make complete B's seem authentic and believable.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I'm just a conduit my friend. Please call into "Martinez Tonight!" On Saturday and let's start a dialogue.

PAZ

According to George, a conduit of E-vil!

[WOTR]

To re-cap; Has anyone tried to explain this thread to their SO in the last day? Will you broach the topic over dinner in the next day or so? If not, why not? If you do, what techniques will you use?

I feel as though crapping my drawers "just a little" and then explaining that it "could be worse" might be an excellent technique to employ over a romantic dinner of half cooked chicken.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Dunno bud.   I've got $20 on the Crone.   She looks like her record is about 75 and 0.




What was that line?   "She has chunks of guys like Senda in her stool"

this definitely is a candidate for the "upper right"
What was that line?   "She has chunks of guys like Senda in her stool"
am I right ?

[Yorkshire pud]

Dear Lord...What am I seeing here?

Hmm, I know, frightening isn't it? Is it any wonder the UK transported them over there? 

[Richard Groyper]

It's too bad Art doesn't come around anymore, I'd love to hear him do a dramatic reading of this email on Martinez Tonight!

I do impressions and I could read it in Liam Neeson's voice?

[Walks_At_Night]

It's too bad Art doesn't come around anymore, I'd love to hear him do a dramatic reading of this email on Martinez Tonight!

Heck with Art.   How about Ross Mitchell?

[Richard Groyper]

Heck with Art.   How about Ross Mitchell?

I'll force Amy to read it.

[Walks_At_Night]

I'll force Amy to read it.

That'll work.  I'll put on my Smoking Jacket

[Lilith]

To re-cap; Has anyone tried to explain this thread to their SO in the last day? Will you broach the topic over dinner in the next day or so? If not, why not? If you do, what techniques will you use?

Oh heck, my family and friends are probably half the views on this site. (ok, so I might be exaggerating a bit).  My daughter and I alone spend hours talking about what kind of personality profile we think different posters might have, based on their posting content.  It's fun.  lol's

[Richard Groyper]

That'll work.  I'll put on my Smoking Jacket

I won't be wearing pants.

[Richard Groyper]

Oh heck, my family and friends are probably half the views on this site. (ok, so I might be exaggerating a bit).  My daughter and I alone spend hours talking about what kind of personality profile we think different posters might have, based on their posting content.  It's fun.  lol's

Really? Any sweet gossip about yours truly?

[Lilith]

Really? Any sweet gossip about yours truly?

Of COURSE! 

[Walks_At_Night]

Oh heck, my family and friends are probably half the views on this site. (ok, so I might be exaggerating a bit).  My daughter and I alone spend hours talking about what kind of personality profile we think different posters might have, based on their posting content.  It's fun.  lol's

OMG.  Now I am freaked out over that whole Toilet thing...

[Happier Times are Coming]

About those bowels.   Big Chicken has some advice on this matter - the advice is special issue, just arrived today and free of charge.

George - when working with raw fowl try the following next time around.

. Wash your hands.   We have all seen your cuticles in your videos.   Get a nail brush and scrub them up.  When you think you are done,
  start over.  When you think you are done with that, start over again
. Prepare your work area - scrub the counter down, any knifes, plates, utensils, pots or what ever.  They all need to be clean.
. Wash the Chicken and then wash it again. 
. Cook your bird - remember that it is not a steak.  Medium Rare is not a good thing.   Read the package and take the cooking instructions to
  heart

With that done, you can enter the Food Maxx with utmost confidence

oh my, what is this ?
you, sir, expect George to follow time honored hygienic method of preparing chicken ?
I am sure you are aware (from a previously aired YouTube production of Falkie's showing his shit blasted toilet...hazardous bathtub...and the small shelf sitting right next to his toilet he stores his homemade chicken soup) George has his own way of handling his chicken !
so take your suggestion and stick it somewhere and
STFU !
HATER !
note
you should be aware IT WAS the chicken and not my method of preparation and storage !

[Richard Groyper]

Of COURSE! 

*giggles*

[Lilith]

OMG.  Now I am freaked out over that whole Toilet thing...

bwahahaha

A family that laughs together, stays together.

[Luka Megurine]

Oh heck, my family and friends are probably half the views on this site. (ok, so I might be exaggerating a bit).  My daughter and I alone spend hours talking about what kind of personality profile we think different posters might have, based on their posting content.  It's fun.  lol's

ROAST ME!

[Richard Groyper]

ROAST ME!

I know, right? I'm dying over here!

[Happier Times are Coming]

I feel as though crapping my drawers "just a little" and then explaining that it "could be worse" might be an excellent technique to employ over a romantic dinner of half THAWED prepared according to Falkie's special method chicken WITH BONES

FIFY

[SergeantMajor]

oh my, what is this ?
you, sir, expect George to follow time honored hygienic method of preparing chicken ?
I am sure you are aware (from a previously aired YouTube production of Falkie's showing his shit blasted toilet...hazardous bathtub...and the small shelf sitting right next to his toilet he stores his homemade chicken soup) George has his own way of handling his chicken !
so take your suggestion and stick it somewhere and
STFU !
HATER !
note
you should IT WAS the chicken and not my method of preparation and storage !

Wait, wait! Are you saying the greatest Jew that ever lived, even greater than Jesus, Rabbi Senda doesn't keep a kosher hovel? Oy ve!

[SergeantMajor]

Of COURSE! 

Ooo, be kind! 

[nooryisawesome]

Justin from the Dark Web - Going Low...

My emails sent only to you have now been published on Bellgab.
The excuse that SWT has given for his being published is that my emails have been hacked, yet emails to others, companies and businesses are not being published.
Accordingly, and because I must protect myself above all else, no further emails will be sent to you.
It is necessary to do this.
Take care.


It's nice to know that SWT & his wife probably pull your strings as well as Drone.
Did they buy you a new car too and give you a year's worth of my income as well ?
Drone probably got a new car filled with McDonald's gift cards.
Enjoy your triple traitor meeting.


Just got off the phone with the manager and asked him to NEVER accost me again about someone else needing a wheelchair as it derailed my train of thought and I didn't get my shopping done as I forgot items and the whole incident really ruined my good mood that I was in.
And explained my reasons why which he understood and he apologized for her behavior and that he did not mean to cause a problem for me.
He also knew what happened as she had the employees track him down and complained to him.
He agreed and told me he's had problems with the old woman before and also said that the person who was with her literally walked away from her in disgust not about what I said but about what SHE said to me and the manager had to deal with her afterwards and told her that I was doing her a favor and that I had been quite willing to relinquish the wheelchair to her when I was completely done with my shopping and bagging.
He also said that when he sees this woman again he will have a talk with her about this.

Unlike what the haters think on sewergab, I was not in the wrong on this one.
She acted in a reprehensible manner and deserved to be called on the carpet for it.
I also told him I did a video on this.

Don't put the below on Bellgab.

I was so mad I left the store while really needing to go to the bathroom and well, I didn't quite make it into my bathroom when I got home and wound up having a urine problem.
I was literally pissed off and pissed on.


definitely NOT NOT NOT NOT for publication.

Last week I bought this off brand boneless chicken pieces and its what I'd been eating for a few days.
I ate some this morning before I went to walmart, got to walmart and ran to the bathroom with explosive crapping.
I went and got on the bus and started having cramps, stopped to give the kitty treats to the two kitties near the church school and got home, got into the elevator, had to get my keys out opened the door and proceeded to crap and crap and crap all over my self and down my sweats as I ran for the bathroom and didn't make it.
I had already crapped a bit on the balcony and my shoes and then went all over the bathroom floor, the toilet and more down my sweats.
I took a shower and feel like a 100 fists were and are still hitting my stomach.
That's what happens when you're poor and buy off brand instead of Foster's Farms.

I am going to do a video showing I went and got cat food but I've done multiple videos showing ME feeding my kitties.
I'm probably not going to go down there for a couple of hours until my stomach settles down and the finger was for MV and Grub specifically and the haters in general.
I did a video before I left showing NO cat food delivery from him or Chefist because someone said it would be delivered today.

I will do the video now showing I bought the cat food then I am lying down.
Now I know how Houdini felt when he got punched in the stomach.

Falkie has pooped himself more than most 3 year olds.

[chefist]

Hmm, I know, frightening isn't it? Is it any wonder the UK transported them over there? 

The teeth are quite disturbing.

[PB the Deplorable]

... I was so mad I left the store while really needing to go to the bathroom and well, I didn't quite make it into my bathroom when I got home and wound up having a urine problem.

I was literally pissed off and pissed on.

... Last week I bought this off brand boneless chicken pieces and its what I'd been eating for a few days.
I ate some this morning before I went to walmart, got to walmart and ran to the bathroom with explosive crapping.
I went and got on the bus and started having cramps, stopped to give the kitty treats to the two kitties near the church school and got home, got into the elevator, had to get my keys out opened the door and proceeded to crap and crap and crap all over my self and down my sweats as I ran for the bathroom and didn't make it.
I had already crapped a bit on the balcony and my shoes and then went all over the bathroom floor, the toilet and more down my sweats...

... my association with you has led to nothing for ME but sleepless nights, bouts of crying and depression, extreme anger and rage and more...

Does Falkie still have time to scream in pain?

[Lilith]

I know, right? I'm dying over here!

You know what's hilarious?  When babies, who can't understand a word you're saying, laugh just cuz everybody else is laughing.

No, no video later. 

You have to try it for yourself.

[nooryisawesome]

Falkie claims he ran ointo the bathroom, I wonder what kind of speed he has?