The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Ciardelo]

Just imagine, if there were still members of the Evil Snoory Cartel, here at sewergab, continuing to carry on the retribution, even today, even as we type. 

Curiously, sNoory might have contributed to BellGab's viewership by featuring TGFPâ,,¢ vids. Conceivably some people might have been curious to find out just who TGFPâ,,¢ was and where he came from. I have no doubt sNoory has spies RIGHT NOW AS WE TYPE watching the forum. 

My nomination for most recent spook is this "Sergeant Major" who always wants an inordinate amount of details. He sticks out like a sore thumb.

[Richard Groyper]

Well, I'm afraid after this whole financial mess, Falkie will be requiring financial portfolios from any and all applicants from here on out, although I do appreciate your sensitivity where the Master is concerned.

*sigh* Indeed. I'm afraid (the eVil) VandereVen Enterprises has taken it's toll on my poor Master. Sending gift cards and cat food will go a long way towards helping this unfortunate chapter come to a close.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Charles Durning could have played Senda, had he not died in 2012.

Good choice!  Michael Pollard is still alive.

[weareharbinger]

One of his many claims to fame was that he knew Sonny Barger in the sixties. He was a young teenager and he was living near a clubhouse or something. Anyhow as he tells it, Sonny told him that if he ever needed a favor he would take care of it.

George has held that marker for fifty years but he still has it, so beware, he could get you snuffed.

In this never before released audio file from the original FalkieLEAKS line, Senda talks about his dealings with the Hells Angels and reveals that his mother dressed him well into his thirties.

[Luka Megurine]

Spend money to make money on investment opportunities. One will never become/stay wealthy giving away their money, my good fam.

Are lactating Asian sluts a good investment?

[Richard Groyper]

Are lactating Asian sluts a good investment?

Short term: no. Long term: yes.

[SergeantMajor]

Curiously, sNoory might have contributed to BellGab's viewership by featuring TGFPâ,,¢ vids. Conceivably some people might have been curious to find out just who TGFPâ,,¢ was and where he came from. I have no doubt sNoory has spies RIGHT NOW AS WE TYPE watching the forum. 

My nomination for most recent spook is this "Sergeant Major" who always wants an inordinate amount of details. He sticks out like a sore thumb.

Not so as my handlers have given me enough tradecraft to mask any obvious attempts to penetrate the COT+j (as it is known around the agency)

[Lilith]

Curiously, sNoory might have contributed to BellGab's viewership by featuring TGFPâ,,¢ vids. Conceivably some people might have been curious to find out just who TGFPâ,,¢ was and where he came from. I have no doubt sNoory has spies RIGHT NOW AS WE TYPE watching the forum. 

My nomination for most recent spook is this "Sergeant Major" who always wants an inordinate amount of details. He sticks out like a sore thumb.

It's just too bad that Georges drive to do his good old aggravating "Life and Times of TGFP" videos, has been crushed forever, beyond recovery I"m afraid.

[Luka Megurine]

Short term: no. Long term: yes.

So what you are saying is i should invest in a young lactating Asian waifu so when i get old and grow breasts and start shitting my pants she can take care of me? asking for a friend *cough*Art Bell*cough*

[Richard Groyper]

So what you are saying is i should invest in a young Asian waifu so when i get old and grow breasts and start shitting my pants she can take care of me? asking for a friend *cough*Art Bell*cough*

You're on to something there, lukathing03. Don't forget about making your side peesh live in the guesthouse/radio studio.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

In this never before released audio file from the original FalkieLEAKS line, Senda talks about his dealings with the Hells Angels and reveals that his mother dressed him well into his thirties.

Cripes, exactly how many people referred to Falkie as "the kid?"  Sonny B, The Duke, The Chairman of the Board, rekcuf...the list goes on and on.  I wonder what Anton Lavey called him when he had him over for dinner that time? 

[Luka Megurine]

You're on to something there, lukathing03. Don't forget about making your side peesh live in the guesthouse/radio studio.

Sounds like a good idea but what would be even better is to set the peesh up with a radio show and charge $5.99 a month and skim some off the top for making commercials to maintain my antenna ranch

[Richard Groyper]

Cripes, exactly how many people referred to Falkie as "the kid?"  Sonny B, The Duke, The Chairman of the Board, rekcuf...the list goes on and on.  I wonder what Anton Lavey called him when he had him over for dinner that time?

WELL, I NEVER! During all my years of loyal service, I have never referred to The Master using that name. Not even one time! That is a sacred knick name. Only those that The Master looks up to may use it.

[Richard Groyper]

Sounds like a good idea but what would be even better is to set the peesh up with a radio show and charge $5.99 a month and skim some off the top for making commercials to maintain my antenna ranch

Now you're just making up a scenario that's totally unrealistic. It would never work! LOL, a side peesh doing a radio gig for $5.99? Sheeit, son. I've heard some whoppers is my day but this takes the cake! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Luka Megurine]

Now you're just making up a scenario that's totally unrealistic. It would never work! LOL, a side peesh doing a radio gig for $5.99? Sheeit, son. I've heard some whoppers is my day but this takes the cake! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Yeah i guess that's a pretty stupid idea no one would ever fall for that 

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

WELL, I NEVER! During all my years of loyal service, I have never referred to The Master using that name. Not even one time! That is a sacred knick name. Only those that The Master looks up to may use it.

Go ahead and release those financials, the Master is sure to look up to you, then, through the natural progression of things....

[Lilith]

Not so as my handlers have given me enough tradecraft to mask any obvious attempts to penetrate the COT+j (as it is known around the agency)

Just for the record Sergeant Major, I never once suspected you.

[Richard Groyper]

Yeah i guess that's a pretty stupid idea no one would ever fall for that 

Even if you built a custom cuck shed out back, no fucking way.

[Richard Groyper]

Go ahead and release those financials, the Master is sure to look up to you, then, through the natural progression of things....

My financials are bouncing around the interwebz, switching IP addresses and PO boxes. You know, for maximum security. It's the only way.

[Luka Megurine]

Even if you built a custom cuck shed out back, no fucking way.

I could see problems with walking back and forth to a unattached cuck shed at night thats just asking for sniper fire. It would need an underground tunnel system and and Kevlar reinforced walls and that's just too expensive.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

My financials are bouncing around the interwebz, switching IP addresses and PO boxes. You know, for maximum security. It's the only way.

I would expect nothing less.  Why, I remember back in the days of the Fortressâ,,¢ back in the all-or-nothing days, there was ONE who stood... a sentinel, ever vigilant...security foremost on his mind. 

[Happier Times are Coming]

I think Falkie should host a reality show to choose The Next Circle of Trust (plus Justin) Member.

you, sir, are on to something
like the bachelor reality show
taking place at Casa Senda Hacienda
each night Falkie picks a lucky person to spend the night with him on the sofa bed (orangey, you know will be there to)
to assure privacy all others will be locked in the bathroom all night
ah, can you imagine the ratings ?
(cameras and audio are already installed)

[Richard Groyper]

I could see problems with walking back and forth to a unattached cuck shed at night thats just asking for sniper fire. It would need an underground tunnel system and and Kevlar reinforced walls and that's just too expensive.

I agree. Tunneling is the best way.

[SergeantMajor]

Just for the record Sergeant Major, I never once suspected you.

Thank you Brig, that is why you are one of the classiest ladies on BG.

[Walks_At_Night]

Wow.  What a day here on the good old thread.  To analyze all that has gone down, I will fire up my SendaLogic Emulator.

==> Entering SendaLogic mode

1.   The Chefist is a confabulation of Chef|Chemist - this might be important
2.   Chefist is Six Week Tenure
3.   Six Week Tenure is Chefist
4.   Roswells, Art would attack Chefist
5.   It is well known that the enemy of my enemy is my friend
6.   Roswells, Art was Chefist's enemy
7.   I should be friends with Roswells, Art
8.   When I am friends with someone I allow them into the Circle of Trust plus Justin
9.   I should allow Roswells, Art into the Circle of Trust plus Justin
10. Roswells, Art is female
11. The only female that I have ever said anything positive about is Kathleen
12. Kathleen filled a Restraining Order against me
13. Roswells, Art might take legal action against me as well
14. Roswells, Art is no longer relevant
15. Roswells, Art is no longer relevant as she has been disappeared
16. Roswells. Art was disappeared by MV
17. MV is Evil - he disappeared my new potential ally Roswells, Art
18. MV is Evil - he pretended to help me but then ruined my life
19. MV is Evil - he has my Prius
20. Chefist is Six Week Tenure
21. Six Week Tenure has a vivacious French woman as a wife
22. When Mommies and Daddies love each other very much they make whoopie
23. Whoopie is a term for sexual intercourse
24. When a male and female have sexual intercourse, there are times that a baby is the result
25. Six Weeks Tenure's wife was pregnant.
26. Six Weeks Tenure's wife is a French, attractive and vivacious woman
27. Digital Pig Snuggler's avatar is a French, attractive and vivacious woman
28. Six Weeks Tenure is Chefist
29. Chefist is Six Weeks Tenure

30. Eureka!   Chefist knocked up Digital Pig Snuggler's avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<===  Leave SendaLogic mode

Chefist - you dawg!!!!!!!!!  Congrats buddy

[Richard Groyper]

I would expect nothing less.  Why, I remember back in the days of the Fortressâ,,¢ back in the all-or-nothing days, there was ONE who stood... a sentinel, ever vigilant...security foremost on his mind.

Oh, how I miss the Fortress. 

[Luka Megurine]

I agree. Tunneling is the best way.

[Richard Groyper]

Thank you Brig, that is why you are one of the classiest ladies on BG.

I'm watching you, bub!

[Richard Groyper]

A God damn Chinaman? I was almost triggered by that pic.

[Happier Times are Coming]

forget the hot tub scenes...
fill his bathtub up and all climb in for a show..
(perhaps Fifi can send a bottle of her family's wine to enjoy with the Kelibasa)
a good time will be had by all !