The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Private Eye 94553]

***VIOLATION!!!***

Our team has found the following violation of Contra Costa County Ordinance: 416-4.402 - Animals at large; by one: GEORGE ANTHONY SENDA

Evidence is being collated for prosecution and transfer to the proper authorities.

(a) No person owning, possessing, harboring, or controlling any animal shall allow such animal to be at large.

(b) As used in this section, "at large" means an animal which either:

(1)
In the case of dogs, is not under effective restraint by a leash; or

(2)
In the case of animals other than dogs or cats, is not in the immediate presence and under the effective control of such person; or

(3)
Is tethered or leashed on any street, or other public place, not set aside for such tethering or leashing for a period of longer than fifteen minutes, or in such a way as to block a public walkway or thoroughfare; or

(4)
Is pastured, tethered, tied, or otherwise present on private property or in any public building without the consent of the owner or occupant; or

(5)
Is in any place or position with the capacity to injure persons or property; or

(6)
Fights, bites, or causes harm to any other animal or person unless such animal or person has entered the private property owned by, or in the possession of the person owning or controlling the offending animal without permission when such property is properly fenced and posted as to the presence of the offending animal; or

(7)
Is not on the private property owned by, or in the possession of, the person owning or controlling the animal and is not wearing a required license tag; or

8
Is left at any place without provision for its care.

[Roswells, Art]

The logic of this statement is impeccable.

The most logical statement he's ever made.

[Yorkshire pud]

Several problems there Senda. I orchestrated much of it. None of that Jason Callan stuff ever really happened. He never heard of you before we started this. That whole niece calling you a plagiarist thing, I made all of it up. It was just an old video and I told you it was about you and you believed it because, well why wouldn't you. You are an idiot.
And all that hair cut and red short stuff was just to mess with you, the were videos from different times.

But in this rant you once again confessed to hitting Kathy. You said you hit her with an open palm. And in a past video you stated that a closed fist and an open hard are not the same.
I do not think you have punched Kathy. But you have slapped her and strangled her.

And as far as your moms credit cards. When your mom died the credit card in your name became invalid and using it was fraud. Just because you object to the word stolen does not mean that you did not commit fraud.

He didn't know that, so he's innocent. Senda said so.

[bateman]

The logic of this statement is impeccable.

I would love to hear his theory for her bruiseless face too. Has she stopped sleeping on a pillow filled with rocks?

[Yorkshire pud]

I would love to hear his theory for her bruiseless face too. Has she stopped sleeping on a pillow filled with rocks?

Naturally. What other reasonable explanation could there be?

[ItsOver]

Yeah, I have actually been thinking for a while that Senda's not feeding those cats, he's fattening them.

The old "meat on the paw."

[whoozit]

I would love to hear his theory for her bruiseless face too. Has she stopped sleeping on a pillow filled with rocks?

Hey, don't sully this love story for the ages.  He's beaten known her since 1977.

[Yorkshire pud]

This post isn't complete without the audio file of Falkie professing his love to Alicia, and "I really like you" to the boss' assistant found here if you click on the link:

So professional, I bet he was reading business journals at the age of three too.

Reading them? He was writing them. His almost best seller: "Dealing with large breasted twenty year old women, who find sixty plus year old obese shitbag perverts attractive", didn't just go to two updated reprints, it almost qualified as the longest title on a work of pure fiction in the English language, award.

[Walks_At_Night]

This post isn't complete without the audio file of Falkie professing his love to Alicia, and "I really like you" to the boss' assistant found here if you click on the link:

So professional, I bet he was reading business journals at the age of three too.

Thank you Roswells for tying the audio to the pix.  Flabbergasted isn't strong enough a word....................

Hoo boy.

[Yorkshire pud]

Thank you Roswells for tying the audio to the pix.  Flabbergasted isn't strong enough a word....................

Hoo boy.

Is 'Reach for the sick bucket' appropriate instead?

[Rally Squirrel]

Reading them? He was writing them. His almost best seller: "Dealing with large breasted twenty year old women, who find sixty plus year old obese shitbag perverts attractive", didn't just go to two updated reprints, it almost qualified as the longest title on a work of pure fiction in the English language, award.

The computer skills that Six Week Tenure showed by doing a Google Image search on the Hello Kitty Tat is impressive. It ranks up there with Falkie walking into IBM.

[chefist]

There are rumors out there that Jason Callan will be receiving several large X-mas package hauls for review...I'm excited to see his videos...

[bateman]

There are rumors out there that Jason Callan will be receiving several large X-mas package hauls for review...I'm excited to see his videos...

I'm sure he'll be very grateful. Seems like a real gentleman.

[Rally Squirrel]

There are rumors out there that Jason Callan will be receiving several large X-mas package hauls for review...I'm excited to see his videos...

I have been putting a second one together for him that could be fun.

PM me if you want to send him a gift to review. A huge Bellgab box or boxes of goodies for an unboxing would be great.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

The computer skills that Six Week Tenure showed by doing a Google Image search on the Hello Kitty Tat is impressive. It ranks up there with Falkie walking into IBM.

George isn't accurate here, unfortunately. He had already deleted the Hello Kitty tattoo picture from his iPad by that point and I merely recognized Jenny the assistant because I subscribe to PureRuby87 on YouTube. At no time was I out to get the network, who I hoped had an opportunity of a lifetime for The Master, particularly after his disappointment with End of Days Radio DX Ultra Edition Plus Alpha. The timing of their offer was suspect, yes, but who am I to get in the way of the dreams of one man?

I have a few "Mystical Man from the East" promotional images, which was set to be the new on-air persona of this thread's namesake, but they will remain unreleased for the time being.

FRIENDSHIP.

[damon]

Rally Squirrel faces George's ire after he sees the earlier screenshot. Could this be evidence of the much discussed "LIGHT OF THE LEGION" private forum?

https://www.dropbox.com/s/7yjcikxy0xi0xno/The%20Master%20Attacks%20Rally%20Squirrel%2C%20Servant%20of%20Jason%20Callan.mp4?dl=0

[Note from SWT(tm), Mouth of the Master: Thank you to both RS and Chefist for their generous shipment of cat food. Orangey is sure to be pleased.]

In the clip that 6 weeks posted falkie said that he wanted to "kill" kathy. George you are a loser and I hope that you go to prison.

[Yorkshire pud]

George isn't accurate here, unfortunately. He had already deleted the Hello Kitty tattoo picture from his iPad by that point and I merely recognized Jenny the assistant because I subscribe to PureRuby87 on YouTube.

What an incredible coincidence. Fortunately Senda trusts you implicitly, and has no reason to suspect your subscription to the channel of the woman sporting the kitty tat, is in any way connected to the picture he was sent from the fictious network. Maybe MV has also hacked your YT account and lifted the picture to pass on to the evil cabal who made 'the network'?

We should be told.

At no time was I out to get the network, who I hoped had an opportunity of a lifetime for The Master, particularly after his disappointment with End of Days Radio DX Ultra Edition Plus Alpha. The timing of their offer was suspect, yes, but who am I to get in the way of the dreams of one man?

Indeed so. You wouldn't have reason to piss on the bonfire of a deluded fuckwit, why would you?

I have a few "Mystical Man from the East" promotional images, which was set to be the new on-air persona of this thread's namesake, but they will remain unreleased for the time being.

FRIENDSHIP.

Wise words. Who knows what might happen?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

***VIOLATION!!!***

Our team has found the following violation of Contra Costa County Ordinance: 416-4.402 - Animals at large; by one: GEORGE ANTHONY SENDA

Yawn.  This man is a convicted felon who has done hard (anal) time, and who has committed at least three felonies this month alone.  He laughs at your infraction threats.

[Rally Squirrel]

I have been putting a second one together for him that could be fun.

PM me if you want to send him a gift to review. A huge Bellgab box or boxes of goodies for an unboxing would be great.

My box includes:
A bag of Asian Peanuts (Japones Cacahuates)
Locochas Mix Candies
4 Packs of Marinela Treats (Mexican versions of Hostess)
2 Bags of 7-11 chips. Hot Itallian Sausage and Prime Rib.

Things I picked up here and there that I had nod seen him try before.

[chefist]

My box includes:
A bag of Asian Peanuts (Japones Cacahuates)
Locochas Mix Candies
4 Packs of Marinela Treats (Mexican versions of Hostess)
2 Bags of 7-11 chips. Hot Itallian Sausage and Prime Rib.

Things I picked up here and there that I had nod seen him try before.

I'll be sending Jason Callan this gift basket for review...should prove interesting...if he gives a good review, I'll know this is a good gift for family and friends...

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

My box includes:
A bag of Asian Peanuts (Japones Cacahuates)
Locochas Mix Candies
4 Packs of Marinela Treats (Mexican versions of Hostess)
2 Bags of 7-11 chips. Hot Itallian Sausage and Prime Rib.

Things I picked up here and there that I had nod seen him try before.

I'm going to send him a box of cat food.

[Rally Squirrel]

I'm going to send him a box of cat food.

I think Maggie prefers dry food over wet but she appreciates anything sent to her.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hot Itallian Sausage

I'm sure SV will be happy to review this.

[Rally Squirrel]

I'll be sending Jason Callan this gift basket for review...should prove interesting...if he gives a good review, I'll know this is a good gift for family and friends...

I suggest sending a note or email that you want the package as a whole reviewed, otherwise he would take each item and do a short 7 minute video on it.
He has been getting a lot of items to review recently but a gift basket a a whole would be new. I would like to see Jason's take on it.

[chefist]

I suggest sending a note or email that you want the package as a whole reviewed, otherwise he would take each item and do a short 7 minute video on it.
He has been getting a lot of items to review recently but a gift basket a a whole would be new. I would like to see Jason's take on it.

Thanks, RS...I'll do that.

[Rally Squirrel]

I'm sure SV will be happy to review this.

Just seeing you quote "Hot Italian Sausage" gave me a boner.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Just seeing you quote "Hot Italian Sausage" gave me a boner.

LOL! I'm giggling as I read this!

[Roswells, Art]

Falkie professes his love to Alicia.

The Rhombus thanks the Circle for this gift.

https://youtu.be/o8_f3kJOX_8

[Rally Squirrel]

LOL! I'm giggling as I read this!

Unfortunately so am I.

And that makes this a whole bunch of not sexy.

[Inglorious Bitch]

not sexy.

That could be the new name for the Falkie thread.