The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[bateman]

She's back?

Now with 100% less bruising.

For some reason.

Falkie, any explanation for her miraculous recovery?

[WhiteCrow]

Thank You for your kind words Ciardelo.  Anything to entertain my bellgab friends.  That's my motto.  By the way, If you have success with your kitty fund raiser with WhiteCrow, and find you have excess, although I am not in need myself, (I don't have a pet at this time), I DO live in an appartment building of 200 persons with limited incomes, on Social Security, and Disability, many of whom have kitties, and are required to provide proof of shots, and all other required vet services etc, which can be very expensive.  Most of them have to pay someone to provide transportation for the pets to the vet, since they are unable to do these things themselves, due to old age and the kind of things that the elderly and disabled deal with on a daily basis.  So if you happen to find yourself with excess, and would like to share, I would be happy help distribute any excess to those in need in my building.  NOT for myself of course.

I'm sure there are many Kitty Cats in NEED all over the world .. I appreciate the kindly Kitty Cat caregivers in your building.

But

Let's see how goes it on tomorrow's night Falkiethon..
Once a gift (donation) is given its gone... And I have no say with what the honorable MudKing will do with the "Save the Kitty Cats" donations.

Faith Hope Love

[Keyser Söze]

I'm a kind soul and willing to help.. but there is no way in Hell will I be giving George "my" job...

You're brilliant.  I hadn't thought of it before, but WhiteCrow could just give George a Blow job at his bank. (George wouldn't really have to do anything difficult), Kitties saved / Problem solved.

FIFY ... WhiteCrow is such a giving person. 

[nooryisawesome]

SWT(tm) I hope you regularly clear your browser history and that the pregnant wife of yours never finds out about this.

Here are some more photos Falkie received from his one time online lover Jenny who was the personal assistant to Falkie's boss. It's no wonder he was enamored with her and her assets.

I get it, its Falkie. But if someone who was claiming to be a business professional sent pictures like this, even the slowest middle school kid would call bullshit.

[LadyFish]

She's back?

...



....

I am guessing that under the censored logo is their empty 5 gallon mega jar of mayo that they used to celebrate.

[effluenza]

I get it, its Falkie. But if someone who was claiming to be a business professional sent pictures like this, even the slowest middle school kid would call bullshit.

I guess that like her George couldn't see past her boobs.

[twiki]

is the falkie telethon still proceeding as planned tomorrow? what time? where can we find it? asking for a retarded friend.

[Open Lines Gerry]

is the falkie telethon still proceeding as planned tomorrow? what time? where can we find it? asking for a retarded friend.

As far as Ol' Gerry is aware, it's still on.  The information I have is that it will start at 6:00 pm pacific / 9:00 pm eastern.

http://paranormal.chat/

The Master has been informed, and I've encouraged him to at least briefly call in.  (plus Justin) (!!!) has been invited too.

Brig - I've passed along your sentiments as well.

FRIENDSHIP +++++++++

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

As far as Ol' Gerry is aware, it's still on.  The information I have is that it will start at 6:00 pm pacific / 9:00 pm eastern.

http://paranormal.chat/

The Master has been informed, and I've encouraged him to at least briefly call in.  (plus Justin) (!!!) has been invited too.

Brig - I've passed along your sentiments as well.

FRIENDSHIP +++++++++

That's just so amazingly friendshipily wonderful Gacy.  Did I remember to encourage you to die in a fire?

[3OctaveFart]

Today is the annual Christmas party here at H.A.R.B.I.N.G.E.R. HQ before the holiday break but, never fear, our tech experts have set up an automated release schedule so the FalkieLEAKS: Audio Inbox Collection continues.

Have a delightful holiday, BellGab friends, and see you in the new year.

Senda:

I advised you privately and on Bellgab to dump Kathy in summer 2015. Strictly a business decision, never mind the relationship was and is dysfunctional. Why would two people take endless crap from one other when there isn't even a sexual tradeoff? What is it going to take for you to listen to anyone? Can you not yet see your way of doing things doesn't work?

[Lilith]

As far as Ol' Gerry is aware, it's still on.  The information I have is that it will start at 6:00 pm pacific / 9:00 pm eastern.

http://paranormal.chat/

The Master has been informed, and I've encouraged him to at least briefly call in.  (plus Justin) (!!!) has been invited too.

Brig - I've passed along your sentiments as well.

FRIENDSHIP +++++++++

Thank You Ol Gerry!  I'm feeling very optimistic then, for now.   

FRIENDSHIP +++++++++++++++++

[Corona Kitty]

is the falkie telethon still proceeding as planned tomorrow? what time? where can we find it? asking for a retarded friend.

I'm hoping falkie calls in

[Nobody]

So he forged Kathy's name on two gas station credit cards, and bought food there.  Possibly the most expensive place to buy food on the planet.  Ran up both cards and stuck Kathy with the tab. 

Kathy, for her part, calls the cops and reports the credit card fraud.  Cops work out a deal with Fatso to pay off the cards rather than go to prison.

Senda gets busy with his videos and repeatedly remarks that he's paying off "Kathy's" credit cards for her, like he's some kind of gentleman.

Even more basic, he tried to make it sound as though his paying off her credit cards somehow enhanced his own credit score, resulting in his getting an offer for a "real" credit card that merely required him to cough up a $95 "activation fee."  :

To be fair, being an authorised user on someone else's card does have the potential to yield some advantage for one's own credit, depending on the issuer (some issuers do not report authorised users at all):

https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/finance/authorized-user-credit-score/

...but it has nowhere near the impact it once did.  Any roads, it's clear that the S-man was not an authorised user of any kind, otherwise the local plod would never have come into the picture with an offer he daren't refuse. 

Frankly, this situation is so ridiculous that I am left wondering whether the S-man actually believes that a credit card with a $400 limit and a $95 activation fee is a real credit card, or if that's just a line he is trying to feed people in yet another futile attempt to get the adult world to take him seriously.

Likewise, I am also curious as to whether he really thinks that paying off someone's else's credit card means that credit card companies are now sitting up and taking notice of him rather than his simply being the recipient of the sort of subprime, fee harvester-type credit card offer that is sent to anyone capable of fogging a mirror.

For his sake, I really do hope all this is strictly a put-up job, because if it isn't, it can only mean his ignorance regarding credit card matters is breathtaking.

[Nobody]

In case these pearls of wisdom are lost forever there will always be a record of them. Thanks for the idea brig. All Senda Files must be preserved.

https://youtu.be/qp7jPcFXjEw

Charles Laughton, is that you?

[Nobody]

The PayPal thing.

Falkie had a certain amount of money in his PayPal account (amount unknown). He looked at the money and was able to buy a rare collectable 6 pack of Alien Soda and had enough left for his cat food. A week and a half or so later he got the Coast to Coast job and to celebrate he looked at his account and saw he had enough to buy some Friday the 13th dodads. (His first video was on Friday the 13th).

A week or so later he went to buy cat food and saw his account was empty. It was because PayPal took 2 weeks to claim the Alien Soda money. Not sure why it got delayed but it did.

Because PayPal made him think that he still had the money he spent.

It seems the S-man is unfamiliar with subtraction, addition's tricky friend.  Whilst life is hard, it is a great deal harder for those who do not understand how subtraction works, and why performing it is necessary to keep one's finances in order.  Who would have guessed that Our Hero was a member of that unhappy demographic?

Thank you for the breakdown of that particular debacle.  The real surprise for me was that the fellow did not sue PayPal for tricking him out of his money like that.  Of course, he can't be expected to think of everything, can he?

[Nobody]

Oh that will not work.
The $95 fee gets him $400 in spending power. That is a 4 times return on his money, where else can you see that kind of return?

If anyone hears the specific credit card mentioned in any of the videos, can they kindly post it in the thread?  I'm sure I am alone in my curiosity, but I would like to take a look at both the fees and the interest the issuer charges for this card.  Something tells me that the Schumer box:

https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/nerdscholar/read-schumer-box/

...for this card makes for very exciting reading.

Of course, there's no use denying how insanely jealous I am of a man who commands a $400 credit limit.  Let's hope the S-man will not be pounced upon by gold digger types.

And if you look into his review of Fingerhut he knows high fees are there because some people do not pay them back so they are covered.

Given his disastrous experience with PayPal, and his apparent lack of familiarity with basic arithmetical operations like subtraction, I wonder if he has a firm grasp on how interest can affect credit card balances in a relatively short time?

[weareharbinger]

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[DigitalPigSnuggler]

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What a fuckin asshole.  His ego is so far out of proportion to his value as a human being that it's mind boggling.

Can we now assume that you don't have the emails that have been claimed about catfishing Senda?  It's been like two weeks of prick teasing.  Will you EVER drop that g-string?  I'm thinking not.

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CreCter7AS8

[wearehumdinger]

Can we now assume that you don't have the emails that have been claimed about catfishing Senda?  It's been like two weeks of prick teasing.  Will you EVER drop that g-string?  I'm thinking not.

In Senda-esque fashion you have wearehumdinger and weareharbinger confused. You need to get laid buddy. Kathy is free and obviously isn't picky but be quick Falkie is closing in fast.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Why is Jackstar posting in this thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xypH2FqOFY

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

In Senda-esque fashion you have wearehumdinger and weareharbinger confused.

I am, huh?  Maybe you need to keep better track of your handles.

The Pitch



This elicited no response from George so they decided to entice George with the smell of green.



[ETC]

Who is the mysterious man in the desert?

TO BE CONTINUED ......

[Yorkshire pud]

If anyone hears the specific credit card mentioned in any of the videos, can they kindly post it in the thread?  I'm sure I am alone in my curiosity, but I would like to take a look at both the fees and the interest the issuer charges for this card.  Something tells me that the Schumer box:

https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/nerdscholar/read-schumer-box/

...for this card makes for very exciting reading.

Of course, there's no use denying how insanely jealous I am of a man who commands a $400 credit limit.  Let's hope the S-man will not be pounced upon by gold digger types.


Given his disastrous experience with PayPal, and his apparent lack of familiarity with basic arithmetical operations like subtraction, I wonder if he has a firm grasp on how interest can affect credit card balances in a relatively short time?

Errmmmmmmmmmmmmm. No.

Senda has no concept of compound interest; all he knows is its 'their' money paying for the stuff he deserves, and all he has to do is stump up $20-30 a month, which then frees up another $50-80 to buy shit that he can show on YT.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Errmmmmmmmmmmmmm. No.

Senda has no concept of compound interest; all he knows is its 'their' money paying for the stuff he deserves, and all he has to do is stump up $20-30 a month, which then frees up another $50-80 to buy shit that he can show on YT.

Here is Senda managing his finances:

https://youtu.be/NRItYDKSqpQ

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

SWT(tm) I hope you regularly clear your browser history and that the pregnant wife of yours never finds out about this.

Regrettably Mrs. SWT(tm), affectionately known as FiFi to The Master, already caught on to this in the summer which coincided with my maxing out a Neiman Marcus card (thousands of dollars in charges) and George sending sensitive material over Skype one evening, which she saw. After seeing a sex therapist and a round of couples therapy, FiFi and I have never been happier.

I think I'll clear my browser history now, thanks for the reminder!

FRIENDSHIP

[Yorkshire pud]

Regrettably Mrs. SWT(tm), affectionately known as FiFi to The Master, already caught on to this in the summer which coincided with my maxing out a Neiman Marcus card (thousands of dollars in charges) and George sending sensitive material over Skype one evening, which she saw. After seeing a sex therapist and a round of couples therapy, FiFi and I have never been happier.

I think I'll clear my browser history now, thanks for the reminder!

FRIENDSHIP

I hope Senda hasn't realised that the girl with the big tits and little else, and was/is your YT interest, is one third of the fake female portion of the fake podcast network. He'd be really upset if that dawned on him.

[heater]

As far as Ol' Gerry is aware, it's still on.  The information I have is that it will start at 6:00 pm pacific / 9:00 pm eastern.

http://paranormal.chat/

The Master has been informed, and I've encouraged him to at least briefly call in.  (plus Justin) (!!!) has been invited too.

Brig - I've passed along your sentiments as well.

FRIENDSHIP +++++++++

You are correct kind sir.  I really do hope Mr. Senda calls in!! The power of the Falkiethon has already been shown as well as the FRIENDSHIP it brings to the table, especially for the kitties.

I want to thank the Circle of Trust (plus Justin) for looking out for Mr. Senda.  He is a lucky man.  If only themudking had his own circle 

[Yorkshire pud]

Who posted the mp3 of him schmoozing and declaring his love to one of the network gals?

[Yorkshire pud]

You are correct kind sir.  I really do hope Mr. Senda calls in!! The power of the Falkiethon has already been shown as well as the FRIENDSHIP it brings to the table, especially for the kitties.

I want to thank the Circle of Trust (plus Justin) for looking out for Mr. Senda.  He is a lucky man.  If only themudking had his own circle 

Perhaps not a circle, but you have a roughly shaped triangle. Jaz being one of the members.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Perhaps not a circle, but you have a roughly shaped triangle. Jaz being one of the members.

Yeah, a pink triangle.  Goddamn queers