The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[MV/Liberace!]

This is for those who THINK that I would sell my kitties food and let them starve.
I found one can of salmon on the right side of the counter that I didnt see until I cleaned things up.




[Note from SWT(tm), Mouth of The Master: Please consider sending salmon cans next time.]

I can't imagine a circumstance in which I'd "find" a can of animal food.

[Lilith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo0wCvnvPMw

In this episode we get treated to a rare and delightful tour of Georges kitchen while he cooks dinner.

[Ciardelo]

Thank You for your kind words Ciardelo.  Anything to entertain my bellgab friends.  That's my motto.  By the way, If you have success with your kitty fund raiser with WhiteCrow, and find you have excess, although I am not in need myself, (I don't have a pet at this time), I DO live in an appartment building of 200 persons with limited incomes, on Social Security, and Disability, many of whom have kitties, and are required to provide proof of shots, and all other required vet services etc, which can be very expensive.  Most of them have to pay someone to provide transportation for the pets to the vet, since they are unable to do these things themselves, due to old age and the kind of things that the elderly and disabled deal with on a daily basis.  So if you happen to find yourself with excess, and would like to share, I would be happy help distribute any excess to those in need in my building.  NOT for myself of course.

Certainly!

I hope WhiteCrow and other big-hearted BellGabbers will heed the call to help these unfortunate cats. Paying for Health Care and special dietary food is expensive! Certainly I am of a same mind, no money or gifts for me, it's all for these four-footed angels. I didn't give Starr a "heads-up" but knowing her as I do, I'm sure she will be the BEST emissary for the disbursement of sincere donations.  Love ya brig! Praise MV!

[Lilith]

Certainly!

I hope WhiteCrow and other big-hearted BellGabbers will heed the call to help these unfortunate cats. Paying for Health Care and special dietary food is expensive! Certainly I am of a same mind, no money or gifts for me, it's all for these four-footed angels. I didn't give Starr a "heads-up" but knowing her as I do, I'm sure she will be the BEST emissary for the disbursement of sincere donations.  Love ya brig! Praise MV!

Thank You for your efforts on my neighbors kitties behalf Ciardelo! 

[WOTR]

...
Back to Falkie as he is scooting his way down his walkway and it is clear that he is shitting his pants. It blew all in his sweats, ran down his leg into his shoe and he left a brown runny trail on his walkway, I think some of it even dripped down to the floor below.

I hope no one else saw this on the Falkie cams and that it was just a dream but I get a strange feeling that it actually happened.

definitely not on falkie cam.  But that is the problem with remote viewing and pulling in images that you may not want to receive.  You should demand a refund from Dames.

[Chine]

This is for those who THINK that I would sell my kitties food and let them starve.
I found one can of salmon on the right side of the counter that I didnt see until I cleaned things up.




[Note from SWT(tm), Mouth of The Master: Please consider sending salmon cans next time.]

Wow.

[LadyFish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo0wCvnvPMw

In this episode we get treated to a rare and delightful tour of Georges kitchen while he cooks dinner.

Oh, my! Now that Falkie has all the donated cat food he says he no longer needs the $95  to activate the credit card to buy cat food.  Now, he says he needs the $95 to activate the credit card to buy cleaning supplies to clean his kitchen.

Here's an idea:  just use the $95 to buy cleaning supplies.

[Lilith]

definitely not on falkie cam.  But that is the problem with remote viewing and pulling in images that you may not want to receive.  You should demand a refund from Dames.

When I read that news, my first concern was that perhaps Rally Squirrel had inadvertently accessed a camera or two in the system of wire embedded cameras. 

[Lilith]

Oh, my! Now that Falkie has all the donated cat food he says he no longer needs the $95  to activate the credit card to buy cat food.  Now, he says he needs the $95 to activate the credit card to buy cleaning supplies to clean his kitchen.

Here's an idea:  just use the $95 to buy cleaning supplies.

Yes.  That stove top, and a couple of those pans looked like a grease fire waiting for a place to happen.  Or maybe the color is off on my screen.

[Walks_At_Night]

Oh, my! Now that Falkie has all the donated cat food he says he no longer needs the $95  to activate the credit card to buy cat food.  Now, he says he needs the $95 to activate the credit card to buy cleaning supplies to clean his kitchen.

Here's an idea:  just use the $95 to buy cleaning supplies.

Or spend 95 cents on a jug of white vinegar and just mix it with hot water........   With a little effort that would do wonders.

[akwilly]

Brig I love your hat! So cute!!
https://youtu.be/2wFJIrLph2w

[Lilith]

Brig I love your hat! So cute!!

Thank You akwilly.  I have quite a few hats, but that's my favorite one.  It didn't come with the silk flowers on it, those I attached with pins.   

[nooryisawesome]

I don't even know how internalize the wonderment  that is Falkie.

I'm assuming he believes that Wade is aligned with MV in a Darknet cabal, hell bent on destroying him at all cost.

Falkies inner circle have worked a number on him.

[paladin1991]

Yorkshire pud really set off The Master by accusing his humble servant SixWeekTenure(tm) of being Plus Justin, and so four scathing videos have been produced - not for the faint of heart!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/qciy6ofw6xay0pi/The%20Master's%20Plans%20for%20the%20Circle%20of%20Trust%20(plus%20Justin)%20to%20Meet.mp4?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/yfaiy143qcq3cak/The%20Master%20Goes%20to%20WAR%20Against%20Yorkshire%20Pud.mp4?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/zeyhxwvwfe6d7qz/The%20Master's%20Eye%20Opening%20Peek%20Into%20the%20Gay%20Bathhouse.mp4?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/7qjo652sa41q7xu/The%20Master%20and%20B---G--'s%20Coterie%20of%20Clowns.mp4?dl=0

Why do all but the last sound like Elmer Fudd attempting a Southern drawl?  Only the last one sounds like senda to me.

[paladin1991]

NVM York.  Deal's off.

Apparently when you let George stay at the Chalet he put out the dry Purina Minotaur Chow and not the good wet food.

So of course the damn 'coons ate it all...and well look at it.  Just look at it.

Racist.

[damon]

Oh, my! Now that Falkie has all the donated cat food he says he no longer needs the $95  to activate the credit card to buy cat food.  Now, he says he needs the $95 to activate the credit card to buy cleaning supplies to clean his kitchen.

Here's an idea:  just use the $95 to buy cleaning supplies.

Now we need to raise cleaning supplies for falkie

[WOTR]

Or spend 95 cents on a jug of white vinegar and just mix it with hot water........   With a little effort that would do wonders.

Funny.  I was going to suggest 99 cents on bleach, 99 cents on vinegar, 99 cents on baking soda, $2 for a scrub brush, $2 for a spray bottle and you are stocked up.  I was also going to ask why the state sponsored cleaning lady is not bringing her own supplies.

[Daggit]

What happened to the state sponsored slave he was going to get?

[Daggit]

Now we need to raise cleaning supplies for falkie

Curtis is going to have to change the focus of the Falkiethong to cleaning supplies instead of cat food.

I do hope he hasn't spent any money on signage and logos.

[3OctaveFart]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo0wCvnvPMw

In this episode we get treated to a rare and delightful tour of Georges kitchen while he cooks dinner.

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh, my! Now that Falkie has all the donated cat food he says he no longer needs the $95  to activate the credit card to buy cat food.  Now, he says he needs the $95 to activate the credit card to buy cleaning supplies to clean his kitchen.

Here's an idea:  just use the $95 to buy cleaning supplies.

Falkie knows the secret to success is using other people's money

[paladin1991]

Lord almighty get lives, folks. When Falkie dies, you will be lost. This is all so god damned silly. Sheesh. Let the old man be.

Actually Coaster, when you die we will dance.  When felchie dies, there will be high fives, furious masturbation and catz  will be declared the other dark meat.

[paladin1991]

http://youtu.be/Xg30mkJ5JE0

OLG, can you check with senda and see if he got the 60 buxx and the card I sent?  Have him go down on his landlord for the cash and card.  I could not remember an apt number for him, but sent it to the general address figuring the mail man would know which 'inbox' to put it in.

[Rally Squirrel]

Oh, my! Now that Falkie has all the donated cat food he says he no longer needs the $95  to activate the credit card to buy cat food.  Now, he says he needs the $95 to activate the credit card to buy cleaning supplies to clean his kitchen.

Here's an idea:  just use the $95 to buy cleaning supplies.

Oh that will not work.
The $95 fee gets him $400 in spending power. That is a 4 times return on his money, where else can you see that kind of return?

And if you look into his review of Fingerhut he knows high fees are there because some people do not pay them back so they are covered.

[paladin1991]

This is really infuriating, this worthless fat cunt is doing something completely dumb and irresponsible - feeding stray cats and he is able to present himself as being compassionate enough to collect some free $. What are the consequences of feeding stray cats other than more stray cats roaming the streets? Can someone name something?

Well.  When the inevitable economic reset comes, all that pussy running around the Hacienda becomes free meat.

[JustSayAhhhh]

LOLOLOLOL Good God!!

[JustSayAhhhh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQTlVqJmMfQ&feature=em-uploademail

At 1:40 in,, you were very right RS, he mentions exactly what you predicted he'd say.

[Nobody]

They only gave $100. It was put in the internet bill pile of money. You need to understand the Falkie accounting system to get it.

I admit I had a tough time coming to grips with Catman's accounting "system" because I kept looking for some sort of connection between it and logic, good sense, and (just to show how naive I was) financial responsibility.

However, the way it appears to work in actuality is this: you take money that you anticipate coming in and treat it as money you have on hand.  Then you spend the money you actually have on hand on whatever gewgaws happen to catch your eye. 

Meanwhile, you allocate the anticipated funds to your bills that are due right now.  Which means that if the money you're anticipating doesn't show up right away (and money rarely does), you have "no choice" (per his "outdoor cats" video) but to take out payday loans in order to pay your bills.

The above scenario was the only one I could come up with in which a company hands Catman $100 he has never had before, whilst at the same time "forcing him" to take out payday loans in order to pay his bills.  Clearly, he factored this extra $100 into all of his financial calculations despite not actually having his grimy, sweaty, catfood-smelling hands on it yet.

Now you have to admit that this is a remarkable way of managing one's finances because you don't often hear of someone who is suddenly getting an extra $100 a month in income, yet "has to" take out payday loans because of this extra income.  So it seems that Catman is either a financial genius or completely bonkers (I am leaning toward the latter view myself).

And his fraudulent laptop claim was successful but the subsequent fraudulent "PayPal stole my cat food money" failed.

Ah, well, I wasn't around for that last scheme, but I'm going to take a guess and say that this was Catman's attempt at falsely blaming PayPal for a financial shortfall and appealing to the forum to make up the difference.  :

[Nobody]

I used to make fun of Noorys stories of charity.  Yeah, I was (or am) a hater.  That said, I seriously doubt that Premiere pays for Senda's work.  I can almost guarantee that the money is deposited directly into his account from Noory or that the cheque bears Noories signature and not the operations manager of Premiere.

Yes, I, too, have always suspected the video gig was a sinecure, if only because I cannot imagine anyone actually paying Catman to produce more of his godawful videos.

However, sinecure or no, he still couldn't hang onto it for more than six months.  :

[Rally Squirrel]

I admit I had a tough time coming to grips with Catman's accounting "system" because I kept looking for some sort of connection between it and logic, good sense, and (just to show how naive I was) financial responsibility.

However, the way it appears to work in actuality is this: you take money that you anticipate coming in and treat it as money you have on hand.  Then you spend the money you actually have on hand on whatever gewgaws happen to catch your eye. 

Meanwhile, you allocate the anticipated funds to your bills that are due right now.  Which means that if the money you're anticipating doesn't show up right away (and money rarely does), you have "no choice" (per his "outdoor cats" video) but to take out payday loans in order to pay your bills.

The above scenario was the only one I could come up with in which a company hands Catman $100 he has never had before, whilst at the same time "forcing him" to take out payday loans in order to pay his bills.  Clearly, he factored this extra $100 into all of his financial calculations despite not actually having his grimy, sweaty, catfood-smelling hands on it yet.

Now you have to admit that this is a remarkable way of managing one's finances because you don't often hear of someone who is suddenly getting an extra $100 a month in income, yet "has to" take out payday loans because of this extra income.  So it seems that Catman is either a financial genius or completely bonkers (I am leaning toward the latter view myself).


Ah, well, I wasn't around for that last scheme, but I'm going to take a guess and say that this was Catman's attempt at falsely blaming PayPal for a financial shortfall and appealing to the forum to make up the difference.  :

The PayPal thing.

Falkie had a certain amount of money in his PayPal account (amount unknown). He looked at the money and was able to buy a rare collectable 6 pack of Alien Soda and had enough left for his cat food. A week and a half or so later he got the Coast to Coast job and to celebrate he looked at his account and saw he had enough to buy some Friday the 13th dodads. (His first video was on Friday the 13th).

A week or so later he went to buy cat food and saw his account was empty. It was because PayPal took 2 weeks to claim the Alien Soda money. Not sure why it got delayed but it did.

Because PayPal made him think that he still had the money he spent.

This was last May, the pitch is the same. It is not for me it for the cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oGX36Nz4Ek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSUg4o3WSsU